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Slice me, baby. I am all yours tonight.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βInterrupting cow.β
βInterrup...β
βMoooooooo!β
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The punctuation that smells the best is semi-cologne.
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, βHey.β
The horse said, βNah, just beer please. I just ate.β
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What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you donβt understand.
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βDoctor, doctor! I see double!β
βSit on the chair please.β
βWhich one?β
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Why did the moon get a parking ticket?
They forgot to pay the parking meteor!
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βWire.β
βWire, who?β
βWire you still not in my phoneβs contacts list?β
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Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
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