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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, βDidnβt your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?β
The businessman replies, βThatβs the accountant weβre looking for.β
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Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Somebody dropped a shekel!
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Whatβs the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
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During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned about how God created human beings.
The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adamβs ribs.
Later in the week, the boyβs mother saw him lying down on the floor, so she asked him what was wrong.
His reply was priceless, βMom, I have a pain in my sideβI think Iβm getting a wife.β
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Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, βKool-Aid,β and she jumped through the wall.
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Blonde enters the pharmacy.
βDo you have pregnancy test?β
βYes, we do.β
βAre questions hard?β
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Little Johnnyβs kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
βYes,β said the policeman.
βThe detectives want very badly to capture him.β
Little Johnny asked, βWhy didnβt you keep him when you took his picture?β
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βDoctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?β
βYes, of course.β
βGreat! I never could before!β
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Yo mama so hot, when she got into the Arctic ocean, it turned into a hot tub.
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