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Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

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No one turns on their camera in Zoom.

They have been infected by Novid-19.

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Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?

It was melondramatic.

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Cars look both ways in case Chuck Norris is crossing the street.

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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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What do peanuts wear on their feet?

Cashews.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œBertha.”

β€œBertha, who?”

β€œHappy Bertha Day to you.”

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Boy: β€œI’m a superhero. Guess my name?”

Girl: β€œIron Man? Spider-Man?”

Boy: β€œYourman!”

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It’s hotter than a fat kid at a Weenie Roast.

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Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever is bugging them.

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What language is anatomy in?

Body language.

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Whenever my wife asks me to clean the kitchen, I show her funny videos until she forgets she asked.

But now she says she’s had enough of my delaying TikToks.

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Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in Egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.

They believe it’s Pharaoh Roche.

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What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork.

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Where do vegetarian vampires live?

Plantsylvania.

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What do you put in a female balloon?

Shelium.

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β€œHey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 CD’s...?

β€œSure thanks!”

β€œ...to see DEEZ NUTZ!”

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I wanted to go bowling, but the pins were on strike.

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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Why do bananas use sunscreen?

So they don’t peel.

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