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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.

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What’s the hardest part of the roofing business?

The overhead.

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What’s the difference between a black man and a white man?

As much as you see with your eyes!

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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth?

It’s meteor.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œCIA.”

β€œCIA, who?”

β€œCI ate your last doughnut!”

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Chuck Norris was in a knife fight.

The knife lost.

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What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork.

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Why did the slave go to college?

To pick up his master’s degree.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Your mama so old she farts dust!

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Yo momma’s so hairy she looks like she has two Ewoks in a headlock.

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Why do hockey rinks have curved corners?

Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents!

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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow?

The β€œinedible snowman”.

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What is Spider-Man’s favorite road?

Peter parkway.

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What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?

Quatro sinko.

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β€œDo you know the difference between a fly and an elephant?”

β€œNo.”

β€œWow! You’d better see somebody then.”

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Yo mamma’s so ugly Rancors look at her and go β€œDamn, dude, she’s UGLY!”.

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The house cleaner told me that she was going to start working from home, so she sent me a list of chores.

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If you think that no one cares you’re alive...

Just try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

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