Why did the bones cross the road?
They didn’t, the dogs ate them.
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Why is Patrick Star Arabic?
Because he lives under Iraq.
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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?
A big mac.
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How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
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You’re so ugly when you sit in the sand, the cats try to bury you.
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Last year on Mother’s Day we had a big family get-together.
Afterwards my Mom starting getting ready to do the dishes.
Of course I couldn’t let her do that on her special day.
I said, “Leave the dishes, Mom. You can always do them tomorrow.”
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Why was the designer fired from the ad agency?
Because they kept kerning away from their work.
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What does an owl need after taking a bath?
A t-owl.
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What did the skydiver say in autumn?
I love the fall.
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Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get?
A bugs bunny.
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Your forehead is so big it could carry all the passengers of the Titanic.
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What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?
Bison.
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A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”
A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?”
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Why did ChatGPT get kicked out of school?
Because it knew too much.
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An actor suffering from dementia just hit my car. I got him arrested.
As he was getting arrested, he kept saying, “Do you know who I am?!”
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What do TikTok and a refrigerator have in common?
You keep going back to check whether there’s anything decent in it every few minutes!
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Working from home is weird. I got so sick of sitting at my desk, I wrote my last blog from my kids’ trampoline.
The time-on-page was pretty good, but the bounce rate was really high.
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Have you ever tried looking at a penny under a microscope?
...magnificent.
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What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?
A tattoo.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce.”
“Lettuce, who?”
“Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.”
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