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A young Arab boy asks his father, β€œWhat is that strange hat you are wearing?”

The father said, β€œWhy, my son, it is a β€œchechia”. In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”

β€œAnd what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.

β€œOh, my son!” exclaimed the father, β€œIt is very simple. This is a β€œdjbellah”. As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My β€œdjbellah” protects the entire body.”

The son then asked, β€œBut Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”

β€œThese are β€œbabouches” my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These β€œbabouches” keep us from burning our feet.”

β€œSo tell me then,” added the boy.

β€œYes, my son...”

β€œWhy are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this shit?

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What did the dragon say to the bad employee?

You’re fired.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of it’s bark.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œLettuce.”

β€œLettuce, who?”

β€œLettuce eat cake, it’s your birthday!”

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I was hungry and bought a box of animal crackers today.

The box said β€œWARNING: Do not eat if the seal is broken”.

I then opened it up, and every type of animal was in 1 piece, save for a single cracker at the bottom of the box...

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Yo mama so fat NASA thought she was a planet.

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What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?

Gu-whack-a-mole-e.

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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

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Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

Everywhere!

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Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.

β€œEdward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den”

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Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

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Once a boy was killing mosquitoes.

The girl asked him, β€œHow many mosquitoes have you killed?”

He replied, β€œ3 female and 2 male.”

She asked, β€œHow did you know that they were male or female?”

He replied, β€œ3 were sitting in front of the mirror and the 2 were sitting on the treadmill.”

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Why did the astronaut grow a beard in space?

He wanted spacial hair.

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Why do toadstools grow so close together?

They don’t need mush-room.

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Where do bad beavers go?

They’re dammed to hell.

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I walked into the kitchen today to find my blonde wife looking very confused while holding a jar of pickles.

β€œWhat’s wrong?” I asked her.

She replied, β€œThis jar of pickles says to store it in a cool, dark location.”

I said, β€œOkay, how about in the fridge?”

She said, β€œNo, silly, there’s a little light inside.”

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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.

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Why do white people not like playing UNO with Mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Two falcons are watching an air show where fighter pilots are racing their jets against one another.

One falcon turns to the other and says, β€œMan, I thought we were fast, but those guys are insane.”

The second falcon turns back and says, β€œYou’d also fly that fast if your ass was on fire.”

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Good morning!

Today is a good day to have a good day, especially if you've had your coffee.

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