Best Jokes (4)



Why did the blood-sucking insect learn Latin?

It wanted to be a Roman-tic.

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It’s so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.

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Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?

Because he’s a fun-gi.

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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.

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Why do vegans lose their eyesight earlier than meat-eaters?

From reading all those tiny ingredient labels.

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Why did the Roblox character get arrested?

He was caught brick-handed.

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Yo mama’s so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.

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Why did the man who couldn’t grow a beard tape a rabbit to his face?

Then he would get the facial hare he always wanted.

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Why didn’t the octopus fight the shark?

Because he was spineless.

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I figured out the ending of Joker.

It’s the names of the people who worked on the movie.

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When should you wear flip-flop sandals?

On a Toesday.

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You’re so observant, would you like me to pat you on your back?

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Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants.

I’m not doing it for you. I’m doing it for me, because it’s comfortable.

Who cares if you can see my balls?

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What do you call the people born in April who aren’t particularly intelligent?

April fools.

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Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

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I’ve just finished writing a book on snakes.

It would have been much easier if I’d just written in on paper...

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The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up.

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New Year’s Eve forecast:

Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.

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I tried to organize my life like Pinterest.

But it ended up looking more like a messy DIY project.

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