Best Jokes (4)



Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIrish.”

β€œIrish, who?”

β€œIrish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!”

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Did you hear that I won the Thanksgiving turkey cookoff?

You butterball-ieve it.

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My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life.

However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.

I guess you can say it’s an auto-biography.

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It’s so hot that firecrackers light themselves.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They’re both pointless.

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I just found out that the UK doesn’t have a kidney bank.

But at least it has a Liverpool.

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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.

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You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œOwl.”

β€œOwl, who?”

β€œOwl good things come to those who wait.”

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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

β€œIt’s Christmas, Eve!”

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other, β€œDoes this taste funny to you?”

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Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?

Because she had bad blood.

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Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?

Because it had too many problems.

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What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?

April tool.

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What do you call a pastry that is a priest?

A Holy Donut.

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I wanted to ask Spider-Man to connect my TV, but I couldn’t find Maguire.

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What’s a sad shade of blue?

Bereaved.

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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Why are people celebrating Pi Day?

It’s irrational.

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My roofing business is having a great promotion right now.

If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.

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