If two avocado are βavocadosβ.
Then shouldnβt three avocado be βavocatresβ, and four be βavoquatroβ, and five be βavocincoβ?
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Why did the alien bring a gift to Uranus?
It wanted to show its appreciation for the atmosphere.
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What is messy coderβs blood group?
Type O.
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What state has the most math teachers?
Math-achusetts.
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My friends keep calling me a joker.
But no matter how many decks of cards I search through, I still canβt find my face on a single one.
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What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βEurope.β
βEurope, who?β
βNo, YOUβRE a poo!β
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Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
Because they have spirit.
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What does an avocado say to its pit?
Without you, Iβm empty inside.
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My 2 year old sisterβs stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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At first, I really hated the large pimple on my nose.
But itβs grown on me.
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Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date?
It was mayhem.
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What pronouns does an ambulance prefer?
Wee/woo.
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Iβm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said, βMommy, itβs time for school!β
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Two mushrooms were talking about politics.
One mushroom said, βI think that women shouldnβt be allowed to vote.β
The other said, βThatβs a shiitake.β
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Yo mama is so fat she did the Kessel run instantly because she is on both sides of it.
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How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?
It is simple, check whoβs erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.
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Whatβs the worst thing about having a big nose?
Birds are always perching on it!
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