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I canโ€™t imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...

It probably puts a strain on the staff.

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œIreland.โ€

โ€œIreland, who?โ€

โ€œIre land you in time-out, so be nice.โ€

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Why did the orthopedicย surgeonย bring a radio into surgery?

Because he wanted to tune into the hip-est station.

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Arthas and Ulther walk into a room.

Arthas notices a switch on the wall and asks Uther what itโ€™s for.

Uther looks at him and replies, โ€œFOR THE LIGHT!โ€

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The student asked the teacher, โ€œCashew a question?โ€

And the teacher replied, โ€œNut nowโ€.

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What was the Elf on the Shelfโ€™s favorite Olympic event?

North Pole-vault.

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Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

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A famous Australian fashion designer created a special collection of denim trousers for the indigenous population.

He calls them โ€œaborijeansโ€.

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Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldnโ€™t find the Androids they were looking for.

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Guess what?

Itโ€™s morning!

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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?

Tooth Hurty.

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Yo mama so fat her preferred pronoun is they.

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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life.

She asks him: โ€œLittle Johnny, what do you want your wife to be like?โ€

He: โ€œLike the moon.โ€

The teacher: โ€œThatโ€™s such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peacefulโ€.

Little Johnny: โ€œNo, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.โ€

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If two avocado are โ€œavocadosโ€.

Then shouldnโ€™t three avocado be โ€œavocatresโ€, and four be โ€œavoquatroโ€, and five be โ€œavocincoโ€?

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Why did the alien bring a gift to Uranus?

It wanted to show its appreciation for the atmosphere.

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What is messy coderโ€™s blood group?

Type O.

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What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts.

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My friends keep calling me a joker.

But no matter how many decks of cards I search through, I still canโ€™t find my face on a single one.

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What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?

Yammies.

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œEurope.โ€

โ€œEurope, who?โ€

โ€œNo, YOUโ€™RE a poo!โ€

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