What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
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What type of elf has lots of books?
A bookshelf.
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which is the most feminine candy?
it’s Hershey!
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On the moon they love a fancy breakfast, today they are having crescents!
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What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
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The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”
The kid replies, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”
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Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
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What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?
One baked with May-flour.
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An English teacher was getting late for school on Teachers’ Day.
Suddenly, a cop pulled him over and asked for papers.
He gladly gave him all of his students’ essays to grade and drove off.
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Who is the only Looney Tunes character with a doctorate?
Elmer PhD.
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May the force be with you this morning, but first, coffee!
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Why is Patrick Star Arabic?
Because he lives under Iraq.
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I was perusing the shelves at a toy store when a customer asked an employee where the video game section was.
After pointing it out, the employee asked, “Is there anything specific you’re looking for?”
“Yes,” said the customer. “My boyfriend.”
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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the café?
A goa-tea.
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Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman!”
Doctor: “Keep cool.”
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There was this company names “Sofa King”, but we didn’t buy anything from them.
Because the prices were sofa king high.
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Which part of a computer is Spider-Man’s favorite?
The web cam.
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Son: “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
Dad: “No sun.”
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What do you call a Jewish fish?
Isra-eel.
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She: “I cheated on you.”
He: “Me too.”
She: “April, 1.”
He: “March, 20.”
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