Best Jokes (4)



A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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Where do you park a camel?

At the Camelot.

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Nobody wants to be alone.

A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald...

I don’t like her chances.

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Why didn’t SpongeBob hear the doorbell when he was reading his magazine?

Because he was too absorbed in his reading.

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Once, there was a man who came from Spain to America.

He couldn’t speak English, so he went to a choir and learned how to say, β€œMe me me me me me.”

Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say, β€œHe stole my dolly.”

On his way home, he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say, β€œBig butcher knife, big butcher knife.”

Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say, β€œPlug it in, plug it in.”

Later, he went to the store, and there was a murder.

The police said, β€œWho killed this man?”

The foreigner said, β€œMe me me me me me.”

The police said, β€œWhy did you kill him?”

The man said, β€œHe stole my dolly.”

The policeman said, β€œWhat did you kill him with?”

The man said, β€œBig butcher knife, big butcher knife.”

Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.

The policeman said, β€œAny last words?”

The foreigner said, β€œPlug it in, plug it in.”

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My horse came in so late the jockey was wearing pijamas.

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My crush told me, β€œCome over, no ones home.”

I went over... no one was home.

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What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?Β 

Automobile.

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Lawyer: β€œEverybody hates lawyers until they need one.”

Architect: β€œEverybody loves architects until they need one.”

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Do you know that moment in the morning right after you wake up when you feel fully rejuvenated and high in energy?

Yeah, me neither.

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How does a Gen Z’er tell a joke?

Idk bc fml lmao.

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How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

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What do you call a guy leaning against a wall?

Art.

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People always pick their noses, but I never did.

I have always liked the one nose that I was born with.

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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo at night.

Knowing that he could hop really high, the zoo officials decided to put up a ten-foot fence.

However, they were amazed to find the kangaroo was out again the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

So they put up a twenty-foot fence instead.

Again the next morning, they were amazed to find the kangaroo had still go out.

So they started to put up a forty foot high fence.

As the animals in the zoo watch this, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, β€œHow high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo replied, β€œAbout a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night.”

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If a spider can bite you and make you a Spider-Man, can you bite me so I can be your man?

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Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Thanks!

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Why is the sun such a famous celeb?

Because he is literally a shining star, as everyone knows.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œNicholas.”

β€œNicholas, who?”

β€œNicholas half as much as a dime.”

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