Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lenny.”
“Lenny, who?”
“Lenny know when you’re done with these April Fools’ Day jokes.”
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I wanted to try my hand at designing my own game on Roblox.
But it was just too blocky for me.
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Which ankle did Spider-Man twist after tripping on the curb?
Ankle Ben.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Halibut.”
“Halibut, who?”
“Halibut lending me five dollars?”
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My favorite planet is Uranus because it’s just so well-rounded.
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I might have to reconsider my kosher hot dog business...
For some reason, Anne’s Franks hasn’t been very popular with the target audience.
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Yo Mama is so old she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
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Yo momma’s so fat Yoda couldn’t use the Force to move her.
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Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
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Why was the man with the big nose sad?
He could really smell his feet!
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How do you make Uranus laugh?
Just give it some gas!
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Otters have a seafood diet: clams, crabs, mussels, you name it.
Basically, they see food, they eat it.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles.
Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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A skunk fell into the river and stank to the bottom.
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I didn’t really know where to start so I thought I’d trawl the internet.
After a couple of hours I’d found some really, really good stuff.
But then I remembered that I was supposed to be writing a speech.
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You know you’re 50 when you now have more hair on your knuckles than you do on your head.
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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A six-foot toothbrush.
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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
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Did you know most Egyptian people are related to the same Pharaoh?
They have Tut-in-common.
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Why don’t we have a Reality Show where flat Earthers walk to the end of the Earth?
Because that would be edgy.
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