To make mistakes is human.
To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.
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What do you call a Viking who can’t catch fish?
A cod-less heathen.
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A French couple, an Italian couple and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
The French husband says to his wife, “Pass the honey, honey.”
The Italian man says to his wife, “Pass the sugar, sweety.”
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife, “Pass the bacon, you fat pig.”
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What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?
An ambulance!
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What do a man who’s had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?
Decorative balls.
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Home-work grew-up and became work from home.
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Your ears are so big you don’t need a parachute when you go base jumping.
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Why doesn’t the Rams football team have a website?
They can’t string three W’s together.
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Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction!
Good morning!
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I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs...
It was a frank discussion.
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Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn’t know what to do.
He met an ant on the road and told him his problem.
Ant said, “Don’t worry. Just hide behind me!”
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Why is the woman afraid of the vampire?
Because he is all bite and no bark.
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Why do aliens only abduct white people?
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
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They say laughter is the best medicine.
I guess your face can cure the world.
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2 peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted, the other got aroasted.
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You know you’re 50 when you and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.
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Work is really interfering with my enjoyment of working from home.
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An elderly rabbi was once on an airplane to Israel sitting next to a self-professed atheist. They were amicably chatting the whole trip.
Now and then, the rabbi’s grandchild, sitting in another row, would come over to him, bringing him a drink, or asking if he could get anything to make him more comfortable.
After this happened several times, the atheist sighed, “I wish my grandchildren would treat me with such respect. They hardly even say hello to me. What’s your secret?”
The rabbi replied, “Think about it. To my grandchildren, I am two generations closer to Adam and Eve, the two individuals made by the hand of God. So they look up to me.
But according to the philosophy which you teach your grandchildren, you are two generations closer to being an ape. So why should they look up to you?”
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How do crabs get around on land?
They use the sidewalk.
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Your mama’s so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn’t touch the ground.
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