Best Jokes (4)



Why did the bones cross the road?

They didn’t, the dogs ate them.

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Why is Patrick Star Arabic?

Because he lives under Iraq.

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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?

A big mac.

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How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello?

Konnichihuahua.

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You’re so ugly when you sit in the sand, the cats try to bury you.

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Last year on Mother’s Day we had a big family get-together.

Afterwards my Mom starting getting ready to do the dishes.

Of course I couldn’t let her do that on her special day.

I said, β€œLeave the dishes, Mom. You can always do them tomorrow.”

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Why was the designer fired from the ad agency?

Because they kept kerning away from their work.

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What does an owl need after taking a bath?

A t-owl.

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What did the skydiver say in autumn?

I love the fall.

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Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get?

A bugs bunny.

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Your forehead is so big it could carry all the passengers of the Titanic.

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What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?

Bison.

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A teacher told her first grade class, β€œA single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”

A little girl gasped, β€œHow about the married ones?”

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Why did ChatGPT get kicked out of school?

Because it knew too much.

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An actor suffering from dementia just hit my car. I got him arrested.

As he was getting arrested, he kept saying, β€œDo you know who I am?!”

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What do TikTok and a refrigerator have in common?

You keep going back to check whether there’s anything decent in it every few minutes!

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Working from home is weird. I got so sick of sitting at my desk, I wrote my last blog from my kids’ trampoline.

The time-on-page was pretty good, but the bounce rate was really high.

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Have you ever tried looking at a penny under a microscope?

...magnificent.

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What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?

A tattoo.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œLettuce.”

β€œLettuce, who?”

β€œLettuce in, it’s cold out here.”

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