How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Itβs not about the change, itβs about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βJuly.β
βJuly, who?β
βJulyβd to me when you said you didnβt eat my ice cream!β
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A skunk fell into the river and stank to the bottom.
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesnβt help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call.
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Why are haircuts so cheap in Morocco?
Because theyβve got so many Berbers!
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Why doesnβt the word βmushroomβ make a good computer password?
Itβs not stroganoff.
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I recently heard about a study that said that all the so-called βbrain foodsβ donβt actually help your brain at all. Itβs all just pseudoscience.
Food for thought.
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Why doesnβt Superman need a boss?
He already has supervision.
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Why did the unlucky bearded man shave?
Because fortune favors the shave!
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A blond goes up to the librarian.
Blond: βCan I have a hot dog?β
Librarian: βSorry, Madam, but this is a library.β
Blond: βOh, sorry!β says quietly. βCan I have a hot dog?β
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I ordered a book called βHow to scam people onlineβ two months ago.
It still hasnβt arrived yet.
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What do you say when itβs raining chickens and ducks on April Foolsβ Day?
Itβs fowl spring weather.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βIce cream.β
βIce cream, who?β
βIce cream if you donβt throw a great birthday party!β
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Youβre so fat the only thing to compare you to is an elephant.
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Whatβs the favorite genre of music on Uranus?
Space Opera.
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To make mistakes is human.
To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.
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What do you call a Viking who canβt catch fish?
A cod-less heathen.
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A French couple, an Italian couple and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
The French husband says to his wife, βPass the honey, honey.β
The Italian man says to his wife, βPass the sugar, sweety.β
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife, βPass the bacon, you fat pig.β
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What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?
An ambulance!
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What do a man whoβs had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?
Decorative balls.
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