Yo mama so fat every time she took a step it caused an earthquake.
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Why did the sun not go to college?
Because it already has a million degrees!
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The EU was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner.
But they refused to have turkey.
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The artist was great.
He could always draw a crowd.
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My friends came over for band practice.
My dad came downstairs with a jar of peanut butter and said, “I brought this to go with your jam.”
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Your ears are so big you use shower heads as earbuds.
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How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?
He mustard up the courage.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mikey.”
“Mikey, who?”
“Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?”
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What do you call a unicorn with two horns?
A goat.
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My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea.
She won’t find out until she unpacks her luggage.
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What do you say at a robot funeral?
Rust in peace.
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I’ve just seen a dentist having a big row with a manicurist.
They fought tooth and nail.
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Yo mama so stupid I said “Kool-Aid” and she jumped through the wall.
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Santa saw your Facebook pictures...
You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
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My husband is as handsome as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein.
His name is Frankenstein.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cargo.”
“Cargo, who?”
“Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.”
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A blind man walks into a bar...
And a wall, and a tree, and a cactus.
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Yo mama’s so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
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Your mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
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