Best Jokes (4)



Good morning, sweetie!

When I get up, my initial idea is of just how you feel, after that, I obtain you a cup of coffee, placed it down, as well as back away, gradually...

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Whats the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf?

β€œMensch on a bench”.

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Wives are strange creatures. Mine sometimes waits up for me till I come home at 3 am to ask me whether I know what time it is.

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They brought the hot dog in for questioning.

He gave the... wurst... answers.

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Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat a birthday cake?

They always forget to take off the candles.

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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.

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Why can’t people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

They can’t handle stares.

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Why did the orthopedicΒ surgeonΒ bring a radio into surgery?

Because he wanted to tune into the hip-est station.

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Why did the pirate cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œDon.”

β€œDon, who?”

β€œDon be putting down the Irish now!”

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Oh my gourd, it’s already fall.

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My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again.

And I don’t know if I should tell him.

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How did the roofing company become so successful?

They nailed it.

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Me and my friend were riding on my motorcycle on a particularly windy day when we saw a cyclist in front of us, pedaling in the middle of the road, with a car honking furiously behind him.

So we drove over and asked the guy, β€œWhy don’t you move to the side and let the car overtake you?”

The guy replied, β€œI am trying!”

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Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr Pepper.

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The first commandment was... when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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Why did the sun feel so dizzy?

Because he felt light-headed.

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What’s the farthest planet humans can see with their naked eye?

Uranus.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œCIA.”

β€œCIA, who?”

β€œCI ate your last doughnut!”

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