Best Jokes (4)



Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

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Your mama’s so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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I love my motorcycle, it’s great for getting to the front of queues quicker.

It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.

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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?

At sundae school.

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What do the ministry of magic and Chelsea F.C. fans have in common?

They both find Potter undesirable.

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Around 80% of all Asians who move to America get cataracts.

The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.

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How do you know that you play WoW too often?

When your microwave does β€œDING!” and you reply β€œGZ!”.

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I looked at the bottom of a tuna tin and it said β€œBest Before Date”.

I thought, β€œNo, it isn’t.”

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I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys.

But it was removed because of fowl language.

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A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice.

Father: β€œMy son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy.”

The boy picks up his date, and they stare at each other for a long time.

The boy’s nervousness builds, but he then asks, β€œDo you like potato pancakes?”

β€œNo,” comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.

Boy: β€œDo you have a brother?”

Girl: β€œNo.”

After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, β€œIf you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?”

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Yo momma so dumb when y’all were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said β€œDisneyland left” so she went home.

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When Chuck Norris looks into the mirror it breaks because nobody gets between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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Call me a dentist, because you are too sweet.

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Philosophy:

A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.

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It’s so hot that you can tell who has plastic surgery.

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What did the Mandalorian say about how to cook the Thanksgiving turkey?

β€œβ€¦This is the way.”

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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?

Because she wanted to tie the score.

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Where did Vegeta go after death?

Into the Frieza.

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My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.

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When the moon is being super grumpy, its parents turn to each other and say, β€œGibbous strength!”

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