How do gingers support each other?
By rooting for them.
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Are aliens from invasion movies actually British?
Because all they do is colonize.
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What do you call 10 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 100 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 1000 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?
Still a problem.
What do you call all of the Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Why does Ireland have the fastest-growing economy in the world?
Because its capital is Dublin all the time!
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boy.”
“Boy, who?”
“Boy do I love St. Paddy’s Day!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Aida.”
“Aida, who?”
“Aida big breakfast and now I'm stuffed.”
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What did the client say when they saw the final ad concept?
“Can we make the logo bigger?”
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Why don’t mushrooms always get along?
They like to shii-take others.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mark.”
“Mark, who?”
“Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!”
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“Mr. Jones, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully,” said the divorce court judge, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $300 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” said the husband. “I’ll try and send her a few bucks myself every now and then too.”
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The economy’s so bad the other day I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet.
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Last year on Mother’s Day we had a big family get-together.
Afterwards my Mom starting getting ready to do the dishes.
Of course I couldn’t let her do that on her special day.
I said, “Leave the dishes, Mom. You can always do them tomorrow.”
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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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Why are the most attractive males in the anthill also very learned?
Because they’re stud-ants.
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Why can’t you trust an atom?
They make up everything.
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What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?
He didn’t have mush-room.
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I told my friend that I want to live on Uranus.
They said, “I guess you’re really into extreme living conditions!”
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What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “How did Thanksgiving go at your place?” the bartender asks.
“Oh, it went fine. Had a lot of family over and the wife prepared the meal. I helped out, though. She got a little stressed out and told me she needed some peace and quiet in the kitchen so she could finish cooking,” the guy says. “So I removed all the batteries from the smoke detectors.”
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