Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Brought nachos to salsa class.
Huge misunderstanding.
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Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?
Because they’re always rounding things up.
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Working from home is not so bad. I’m starting to get the hang of it.
I can work in my pajamas, have a glass of wine with my lunch, and have my lunch at 9 a.m.
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What’s an alien’s favorite chocolate bar?
A mars bar!
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If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
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What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
“You are to little to smoke!”
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What’s the most common disease in HR departments?
Staff infections.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Witch.”
“Witch, who?”
“Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hoo.”
“Hoo, who?”
“You talk like an owl!”
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Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
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There was a bad smell coming from a dumpster.
So, my mother made my sister burn some spices to cover it.
She used pap-reek-her.
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How did the 30-year-old gardener celebrate their birthday?
By receiving a thirtree as a gift!
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If my nose runs, should I catch it?
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Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.
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Flight attendant: “Do we have a doctor on board?”
Me: “I have a PhD in mathematics.”
Flight attendant: “One passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack.”
Me (nodding): “That makes two.”
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Your mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
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What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
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I was at the paint store the other day and after the guy put my paint on the counter he asks, “Do you wanna box for that?”
I replied, “No but I’ll wrestle you for it.”
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Today I made a big pot of pasta,
but when I went to dump the pot into the sink, I think I strained something.
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