Best Jokes (4)



Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell.

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Brought nachos to salsa class.

Huge misunderstanding.

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Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?

Because they’re always rounding things up.

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Working from home is not so bad. I’m starting to get the hang of it.

I can work in my pajamas, have a glass of wine with my lunch, and have my lunch at 9 a.m.

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What’s an alien’s favorite chocolate bar?

A mars bar!

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If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?

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What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?

β€œYou are to little to smoke!”

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What’s the most common disease in HR departments?

Staff infections.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œWitch.”

β€œWitch, who?”

β€œWitch one of you can fix my broomstick?”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œHoo.”

β€œHoo, who?”

β€œYou talk like an owl!”

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Where was the first donut cooked?

In Greece.

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There was a bad smell coming from a dumpster.

So, my mother made my sister burn some spices to cover it.

She used pap-reek-her.

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How did the 30-year-old gardener celebrate their birthday?

By receiving a thirtree as a gift!

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If my nose runs, should I catch it?

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Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.

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Flight attendant: β€œDo we have a doctor on board?”

Me: β€œI have a PhD in mathematics.”

Flight attendant: β€œOne passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack.”

Me (nodding): β€œThat makes two.”

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Your mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

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What’s the problem with twin witches?

You never know which witch is which.

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I was at the paint store the other day and after the guy put my paint on the counter he asks, β€œDo you wanna box for that?”

I replied, β€œNo but I’ll wrestle you for it.”

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Today I made a big pot of pasta,

but when I went to dump the pot into the sink, I think I strained something.

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