Best Jokes (4)



What do you call a pastry that is a priest?

A Holy Donut.

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I wanted to ask Spider-Man to connect my TV, but I couldn’t find Maguire.

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What’s a sad shade of blue?

Bereaved.

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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Why are people celebrating Pi Day?

It’s irrational.

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My roofing business is having a great promotion right now.

If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.

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Yo mama so ugly Freddy and his friends hide from her.

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Harry Styles’ birthday is coming up.

And I’m so Styles-ed for it.

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Your mama so hot rangers banned her from National Parks for starting forest fires.

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Yo mama so stupid Jar Jar questioned her existence!

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Concrete and steel had a debate.

It was a hard conversation.

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β€œHi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.”

β€œDee who?”

β€œDEEZ NUTS!”

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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What do a unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta sea.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œOoze.”

β€œOoze, who?”

β€œOoze that monster over there?”

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Yo momma’s so smelly it would make a Hutt smell good.

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A hot dog and a hamburger are having a drink at the bar.

The hot dog says, β€œI’ve got some bad news for you and I can either sugarcoat it or give it to you straight.”

The hamburger replies, β€œPlease, beef frank.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To bock traffic.

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Are you trying to moon-ipulate me?

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A Polish man calls 911.

Operator: β€œ911, what’s your emergency?”

Pole: β€œHelp! My wife is trying to kill me!”

Operator: β€œHow do you know?”

Pole: β€œI checked her medicine cabinet and found β€˜Polish Remover’!”

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