Best Jokes (4)



The road to success is always under construction.

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Spider-Man and Black Widow first met on the web.

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I visited a real graveyard yesterday...

I logged back into Myspace.

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Guess what I found in the creepy old professors’ closet?

Narnia business

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What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?

It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.

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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over he says, β€œSir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really annoyed and says, β€œOfficer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

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What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?

He didn’t have mush-room.

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Why did the bearded man sue the barber who sneakily shaved off his beard?

He barber-ed a grudge against him.

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I can’t stop my mushroom from leaning.

I think I need some morel support.

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β€œDo you know the difference between a fly and an elephant?”

β€œNo.”

β€œWow! You’d better see somebody then.”

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Customer: β€œGive me a hot dog.”

Waiter: β€œWith pleasure.”

Customer: β€œNo, with sauerkraut!”

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It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.

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Congratulations on deciding life is more important than work. What took you so long?

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The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.

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My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now. Her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.

Luckily, I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

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August 20, 2020:

Scientists have discovered a β€œmystery object” in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.

March 1, 2021 (Update):

Scientists have determined that the β€œmystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.

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What do the San Francisco 49ers playoff run and the Civil War have in common?

Both of them were ended by a man named Sherman.

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A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire, so she called 911.

The blonde told the operator, β€œMy neighbor’s house is on fire!”

The operator asked, β€œWhere are you?”

The blonde answered, β€œAt my house”.

The operator replied, β€œNo, I’m asking how do we get there?”

The blonde said, β€œIn a firetruck, duh!”

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What do you call it when Spider-Man defeats Iron Man?

Tony Stuck.

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Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction!

Good morning!

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