Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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No one turns on their camera in Zoom.
They have been infected by Novid-19.
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Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
It was melondramatic.
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Cars look both ways in case Chuck Norris is crossing the street.
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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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What do peanuts wear on their feet?
Cashews.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bertha.”
“Bertha, who?”
“Happy Bertha Day to you.”
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Boy: “I’m a superhero. Guess my name?”
Girl: “Iron Man? Spider-Man?”
Boy: “Yourman!”
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It’s hotter than a fat kid at a Weenie Roast.
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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever is bugging them.
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What language is anatomy in?
Body language.
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Whenever my wife asks me to clean the kitchen, I show her funny videos until she forgets she asked.
But now she says she’s had enough of my delaying TikToks.
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Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in Egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it’s Pharaoh Roche.
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What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
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Where do vegetarian vampires live?
Plantsylvania.
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What do you put in a female balloon?
Shelium.
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“Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 CD’s...?
“Sure thanks!”
“...to see DEEZ NUTZ!”
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I wanted to go bowling, but the pins were on strike.
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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?
McLady.
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Why do bananas use sunscreen?
So they don’t peel.
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