A huge earthquake shook Mexico. Around 3000 people died.
The world combined efforts to help Mexico during these hard times.
England gave medicine.
France sent food.
Germany made huge donations.
The USA sent 3000 Mexicans to replenish the stock.
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Looking for a boyfriend in engineering.
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
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Yo mama’s so hairy that people run up to her and say “Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?”.
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Why did the blue paint laugh at the brown paint?
Because he was blue-tiful.
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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars.
I asked if I could have 2.
He said, “No, you can taek-won-do.”
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My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow.
I mean, come on, it’s a no-brainer!
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Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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Guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the “Hokey Pokey”?
He turned himself around.
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An elephant, a giraffe and a penguin walk in to a bar.
It’s at this point I realize that there is something wrong with my pint.
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs.
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My wife complained that I never take her to expensive places anymore.
So I took her to the gas station.
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Want to hear a car joke?
BMW 2 Series.
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Losing a wife can be very tough.
Some may even say impossible.
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Whenever autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves.
It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper.
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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the café?
A goa-tea.
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Boomer to a Millennial: “Nothing in life is free.”
Also boomer to a Millennial: “The job doesn’t pay money, but it pays you in experience.”
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Co-pilot: “Why did you become a pilot?”
Pilot: “To overcome my greatest fear.”
Co-pilot: “Heights?”
Pilot: “No, dying alone.”
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You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code.
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