Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana, who?”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana, who?”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange, who?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!”
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Why do zombies speak Latin?
Because it’s a dead language.
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What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
By the time she got home, it was toast!
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Your breath stinks!
Get up and brush your teeth!
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You have 30 chocolate bars. You eat 20 in 1 day. What do you have now?
Diabetes.
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Ice cream.
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A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down.
So, after a nice cup of tea, I hid his body.
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What language do Brazilian geese speak?
Portu-geese.
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It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
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A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
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Why are baby flamingos so badly behaved?
Because the parents never put their foot down.
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Shouldn’t you be minding your business and looking out for low flying objects?
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When I was a kid, I told everyone that when I grew up, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They all laughed.
Well, I got a job doing stand-up in a comedy club and no one’s laughing now.
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What is the most common illness in China?
Kung Flu.
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A famous Australian fashion designer created a special collection of denim trousers for the indigenous population.
He calls them “aborijeans”.
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Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault.
They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”
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The misuse of users’ Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.
He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
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Which ankle did Spider-Man twist after tripping on the curb?
Ankle Ben.
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Covid-19 is just like the flu, don’t believe in all social media that are fearmongering.
Spread the word and be positive.
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