Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Irish.”
“Irish, who?”
“Irish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!”
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Did you hear that I won the Thanksgiving turkey cookoff?
You butterball-ieve it.
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My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life.
However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it’s an auto-biography.
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It’s so hot that firecrackers light themselves.
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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They’re both pointless.
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I just found out that the UK doesn’t have a kidney bank.
But at least it has a Liverpool.
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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.
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You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl good things come to those who wait.”
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?
Because she had bad blood.
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Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?
Because it had too many problems.
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What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?
April tool.
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What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut.
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I wanted to ask Spider-Man to connect my TV, but I couldn’t find Maguire.
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What’s a sad shade of blue?
Bereaved.
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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
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Why are people celebrating Pi Day?
It’s irrational.
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My roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.
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