Enjoy our team's carefully selected Deez Nuts Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
โHey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 CDโs...?
โSure thanks!โ
โ...to see DEEZ NUTZ!โ
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โDee was asking after you the other day.โ
โWho is Dee?โ
โDEEZ NUTS!โ
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โKnock! Knock!โ
โWhoโs there?โ
โDee.โ
โDee, who?โ
โDEEZ NUTS!โ
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โโDo you know who is coming to our party later on?โ
โYeah, Dee is.โ
โDee, who?โ
โDEEZ NUTS!โ
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โHey, are you familiar with Landon?โ
โLandon who?โ
โSlip, fall then landon DEEZ NUTS!โ
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โHi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.โ
โDee who?โ
โDEEZ NUTS!โ
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โYouโll never guess who I saw hanging out together.โ
โWho?โ
โDEEZ NUTS!โ
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โHey, I think you need some of these.โ
โSome of these what?โ
โSome of... DEEZ NUTS!
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Imagine a day where you see... DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR FACE!
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โDonโt sit on that!โ
โSit on what?โ
โSit on DEEZ NUTS!โ
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