Programming is 10% writing code.
And 90% understanding why it’s not working.
😄 😄 😄
Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
😄 😄 😄
Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.
😄 😄 😄
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
😄 😄 😄
I didn’t always like mushrooms, but they’ve finally started to grow on me.
😄 😄 😄
Somebody walks into an ice cream parlor and asks, “What flavors do you have?”
The attendant says, “Over there on the signs on the wall, you’ll see them all.”
Client goes, “Ehm, well I’ll have a cone with two scoops of ‘Mondays Closed’.”
😄 😄 😄
Our local woods are full of mushrooms right now.
I’m always tripping on them.
😄 😄 😄
What do you call it when you can’t stop looking at Pinterest on your phone?
Pin-diction.
😄 😄 😄
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah, it blue up.
😄 😄 😄
What do you call it when Mark Zuckerberg raps?
A Meta Verse.
😄 😄 😄
A balding man was getting a haircut.
The man’s barber said, “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”
Man: “No.”
Barber: “They say you’re a thinker.”
Man: “Oh?!”
Barber: “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”
Man: “No.”
Barber: “They say you’re a lover.”
The man perked up.
Man: “What do they say if you’re bald in the front and the back?”
Barber: “That you only think you’re a lover.”
😄 😄 😄
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
😄 😄 😄
Yo mama so tall when she did a backflip she digs God in the face.
😄 😄 😄
Did you hear about the happy asteroid?
It was over the moon!
😄 😄 😄
I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...
One Piece.
😄 😄 😄
What did dad say when he got a universal remote for Father’s Day?
This changes everything!
😄 😄 😄
Why do Troy State students have such beautiful noses?
They’re hand picked.
😄 😄 😄
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
“I be-leaf in you.”
😄 😄 😄
What do prisoners in Denver County lockup eat for breakfast?
Jail-y Donuts.
😄 😄 😄
My least favorite Thanksgiving leftovers are the relatives who don’t leave until Monday.
😄 😄 😄
