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Now that I’m teaching remotely, I can’t reward my students for their good work.

So I tell them to visit my website for cookies instead.

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Why did the dyslexic mathematician go to rehab?

He was struggling with addition.

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It’s so cold, I chipped my tooth on my soup.

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I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success.

I bet they were over the moon.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œErin.”

β€œErin, who?”

β€œErin as fast as I could but couldn’t catch the leprechaun.”

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My friend showed me his huge comic book collection.

It was quite a Marvel.

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Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country?

To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.

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A wife tells her husband, β€œI’m just going to pop over to Jenny next door for 5 minutes, don’t forget to stir the curry every half an hour!”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œVenice.”

β€œVenice, who?”

β€œVenice Halloween candy coming out?!”

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Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star couldn’t blow her up!

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Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel.

She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.

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When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?

On Fry Day.

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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?

He never liked Bruised Knee.

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At 11 am, my Boss asking me the status of work from home.

But at that time, I am trying to remember who is he.

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I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.

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Bit nervous about my maths exam.

Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.

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Dating me is like IKEA furniture.

Not well put together, slightly unstable but just aesthetic enough to show your friends.

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How do you know that you play WoW too often?

When your microwave does β€œDING!” and you reply β€œGZ!”.

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Math teacher: β€œIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”

Student: β€œA drinking problem.”

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