Funny Jokes

Enjoy our team's carefully selected funny jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?

By the time she got home it was toast!

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Your mama so hot, scientists deemed her the leading cause of global warming.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Why is the internet like a motor racing crash?

There are spoilers everywhere.

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A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.

The barman says, “Who’s first?”

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Is your dad an alien because your out of this world.

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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?

I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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