A man pays a visit to an old father and meets his three daughters.
He’s staying the night, and each of the girls approaches him to offer their hospitality in turn.
The first informs him her name is June because she was born in the month of June. She is an expert at fortune-telling and provides him with predictions for the future.
The second informs him that her given name is August because she was born in August. She is a doctor and performs a full physical on him.
The third informs him that her name is Maple because she was born in a nearby town. She informs him of a massive treasure hidden beneath the family stables.
After digging for an entire night, he returns empty-handed to the house, covered in dirt and animal excrement. He complains to the wise man about Maple’s deception.
The wise man replies, “Oh, you must have met April. April fools.”
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Your breath stinks!
Get up and brush your teeth!
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
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Yo mama’s so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.
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What do an insurance policy and a woman have in common?
They are both expensive, difficult to understand, and what you get is not guaranteed.
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Apparently NASA are extremely tired of all of the jokes that are made about Uranus so they decided to rename it to Urectum.
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Your mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.
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How many people can you fit in one Honda?
Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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Why should you always be kind to registered nurses?
Remember that they choose your catheter size.
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Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ken.”
“Ken, who?”
“Ken you please loan me some money?”
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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.
The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read MAIN ENTRANCE.
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Went to a party on the moon once.
Didn’t really like it, no atmosphere.
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Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
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What room has no doors, walls, or floor?
A mushroom.
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Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?
Da loo.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Why are beards so polite?
Because they’re well-groomed.
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Why did the moon get a parking ticket?
They forgot to pay the parking meteor!
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The taller you are, the harder you’ll fall.
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