Why do diabetics always have nightmares?
They can’t have sweet dreams.
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What is Yoda’s preferred seat on an aeroplane?
Next to a Windu.
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Did you hear that Jeff Bezos changed his name to Richard and started a living room furniture empire?
I guess you can do anything if you’re sofa king rich.
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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Our local politician just opened a neighborhood pharmacy store.
He is now a piller of the community.
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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.
I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.
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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them.
I fulfilled her wish.
She’s dead and berried.
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How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it will take 6 episodes.
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I just joined a gym for religious minorities.
Jehovah’s Fitness.
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Donut judge me for being a dessert lover!
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes, and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at guac-a-mole.
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What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan?
Shredded tweet.
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If I ever go missing, I would like my photo, but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons.
This way my friends will know where to look for me.
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Why can’t you take a picture with a cat in Alabama?
You can’t take a picture with a cat anywhere. You have to use a camera!
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Your mama so short she thought the cracks in the sidewalk were part of a maze.
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A sailor walks into a thrift store after he lost a limb to a giant octopus.
He said, “I heard this is a second-hand shop, where they at?”
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How does Uranus stay clean?
It takes meteor showers.
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If a spider can bite you and make you a Spider-Man, can you bite me so I can be your man?
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Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.
He comes upon a question:
What separates the head from the body?
Ahmed answers:
The axe.
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