A king had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.
A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all. So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
The minister said, “I served you loyally ten years, and you do this?”
The king was unrelenting.
Minister pleaded, “Please give me ten days before you throw me to the dogs.”
The king agreed.
In those ten days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next ten days. The guard was baffled, but he agreed.
So when the ten days were up, the king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced.
When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed at what they saw. The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister and licking his feet.
The king was baffled at what he saw.
“What happened to the dogs?!” He growled.
The minister then said, “I served the dogs for only ten days, and they didn’t forget my service. Yet I served you for ten years, and you forgot all at the first mistake.”
The king realised his mistake and...
Replaced the dogs with crocodiles.
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Every day she takes the car out, she comes back with the same question:
“Guess who I ran into?”
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I used to work at an orange juice factory but was fired because I couldn’t concentrate.
So I tried my hand at being a lumberjack. I couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Then I gave being a barber a go. But I didn’t cut it.
I was then hired as a tailor and found I wasn’t suited for the job.
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
The moon.
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What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?
“I don’t want to repeat myself.”
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What would Mario say if he was a mosquito?
It’s me, Malario!
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What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A pro-tractor.
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My wife complained about my obsession with golf.
I asked her if it was driving a wedge between us.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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When you laugh the whole world will laugh with you. But if you sneeze, the world will say goodbye to you.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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A sailor was drilling holes in an oligarch’s yacht.
A police officer approaches the sailor and asks him what he is doing.
The sailor puts down the drill and says, “Oh, me? Uhhhm... as a matter of fact, I am here to bless the ship.”
The police officer looks skeptical, “You’re here to bless the ship?”
Sailor: “Yes, that’s right! I am making it very holy.”
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It’s so hot that you can tell who has plastic surgery.
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I think the girl at the American Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisl?”
I laughed right in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
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My cousin works in a chocolate shop.
He works behind the bar.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Yo mama so ugly the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama’s so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.
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