How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
😄 😄 😄
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing.”
😄 😄 😄
Here in Portugal we call bad jokes ‘dry jokes’. Do you want to see an example?
The desert.
😄 😄 😄
One eye told the other, “Between you and me, something smells.”
😄 😄 😄
You make me hap-pea.
😄 😄 😄
Why did the spaceship bring a snack to Uranus?
It wanted to have a gas-tro picnic.
😄 😄 😄
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
😄 😄 😄
I said to my doctor, “I wake up thinking I’m a penguin, and by the end of the day I believe I’m an arctic fox.”
He told me I was bipolar.
😄 😄 😄
Dev was a coder and wanted to marry a girl, but his parents opposed.
DEVELOPED.
😄 😄 😄
“I wanna be the sun of your life!”
“Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me!”
😄 😄 😄
Husband: “It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.”
Wife: “Isn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ken.”
“Ken, who?”
“Ken you please loan me some money?”
😄 😄 😄
Teacher: “Why didn’t you come to school on the first day?”
Dave: “My father is still in the hospital.”
One week later.
Teacher: “Is your father still in the hospital, Dave?”
Dave: “He is, indeed, a doctor.”
😄 😄 😄
I may be short, but short people can wear heels, ugly just can’t be fixed.
😄 😄 😄
What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?
“You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!”
😄 😄 😄
My small friend always argues that vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are the three best ice cream flavors.
I think he has a Neapolitan complex.
😄 😄 😄
Why did the donut visit the dentist?
He needed a chocolate filling.
😄 😄 😄
How did a wife challenge her husband during his heart attack?
By asking for his phone’s passcode before calling 911.
😄 😄 😄
My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library.
I said it’s for shelf-defense.
😄 😄 😄
What is a cactus’s favorite Minions movie?
Des-prick-able Me.
😄 😄 😄
