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Knock-Knock Jokes


Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Howard.”

“Howard, who?”

“Howard you like to be fooled on April Fools’ Day?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Beak.”

“Beak, who?”

“Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Sue.”

“Sue, who?”

“Sue-prise! It’s April Fool!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Hoo.”

“Hoo, who?”

“Are you an owl?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Owls say.”

“Owls say, who?”

“Yes, they do.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Howard.”

“Howard, who?”

“Howard you like breakfast in bed?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Juliet.”

“Juliet, who?”

“Juliet pancakes for breakfast.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Aida.”

“Aida, who?”

“Aida big breakfast and now I'm stuffed.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Leah.”

“Leah, who?”

“Leah-n an egg for my breakfast!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Hammond.”

“Hammond, who?”

“Hammond eggs for breakfast please!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Banana.”

“Banana, who?”

Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Banana.”

“Banana, who?”

Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Orange.”

“Orange, who?”

“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Me.”

“Me, who?”

“Oh no, the forgetfulness has started already!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“I did up.”

“I did up, who?”

“Eww, you did a poo?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“I eep.”

“I eep, who?”

“Gross, you eat poo?!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Jimmy.”

“Jimmy, who?”

“Jimmy so money...”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Halibut.”

“Halibut, who?”

“Halibut lending me five dollars?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Cash.”

“Cash, who?”

“Cash me if you can!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Money.”

“Money, who?”

“Money who talks.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who is there?”

“Justin.”

“Justin, who?”

“Just in time to eat all the birthday donuts.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Doughnut.”

“Doughnut, who?”

“Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Doughnut.”

“Doughnut, who?”

“Doughnut forget to close the door!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Donut.”

“Donut, who?”

“Donut ask, it’s a secret!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Zoom.”

“Zoom, who?”

“Zoom did you expect.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Mikey.”

“Mikey, who?”

“Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Yah.”

“Yah, who?”

“No thanks, I use Bing or Google.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Hard Drive.”

“Hard Drive, who?”

“I had a hard drive, let me in so I can relax.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Water.”

“Water, who?”

“Water you doing tonight?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ya.”

“Ya, who?”

“Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Olive.”

“Olive, who?”

“Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ice cream.”

“Ice cream, who?”

“Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ox.”

“Ox, who?”

“Ox me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ice cream.”

“Ice cream, who?”

“Ice cream every time I see a ghost!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ice cream.”

“Ice cream, who?”

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ice cream.”

“Ice cream, who?”

“Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Felix.”

“Felix, who?”

“Felix my ice cream, I’ll lick his!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Ice cream.”

“Ice cream, who?”

“Ice cream if you don’t let me in!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Water.”

“Water, who?”

“Water you waiting for... Let’s get out the ice cream!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“A loan.”

“A loan, who?”

“I can’t wait to get you a loan.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Cumin.”

“Cumin, who?”

“Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Disguise.”

“Disguise, who?”

“Disguise your boyfriend!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Gopher.”

“Gopher, who?”

“Gopher me, obviously.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Wire.”

“Wire, who?”

“Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Police.”

“Police who?”

“Police tell me I’m your type!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Horsp.”

“Horsp, who?”

Did you just say “horse poo?”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Spell.”

“Spell, who?”

“Okay, okay: W. H. O.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“I eat mop.”

“I eat mop, who?”

“That’s revolting!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who's there?”

“Ho, ho.”

“Ho ho, who?”

“You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who's there?”

“FBI.”

“FB...”

“We're asking the questions here.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!”

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Knock! Knock! 

“Who’s there?”  

“Amish.” 

“Amish, who?”  

“Really? You don’t look like a shoe!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Europe.”

“Europe, who?”

“No, YOU’RE a poo!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Cash.”

“Cash, who?”

“No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting cow.”

“Interrup...”

“Moooooooo!”

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Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Tank.”

“Tank, who?”

“You’re welcome!”

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