My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life.
However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it’s an auto-biography.
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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They’re both pointless.
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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.
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You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl good things come to those who wait.”
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?
Because it had too many problems.
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I wanted to ask Spider-Man to connect my TV, but I couldn’t find Maguire.
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What’s a sad shade of blue?
Bereaved.
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Why are people celebrating Pi Day?
It’s irrational.
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My roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.
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Yo mama so ugly Freddy and his friends hide from her.
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Harry Styles’ birthday is coming up.
And I’m so Styles-ed for it.
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Your mama so hot rangers banned her from National Parks for starting forest fires.
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Yo mama so stupid Jar Jar questioned her existence!
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Concrete and steel had a debate.
It was a hard conversation.
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“Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.”
“Dee who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ooze.”
“Ooze, who?”
“Ooze that monster over there?”
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