Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Doughnut.”
“Doughnut, who?”
“Doughnut forget to close the door!”
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Knick-knack paddywhack, guess what that old man gave his dog?
A bone.
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I went to the DIY store the other week and asked in which section I could find tools, bricks and tiles.
The guy said they were under Construction.
I asked when they would be finished.
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Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.
“A lemon tree, my dear Wat-son.”
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Why do you think a donut would ever become a priest?
Because it is very hole-y.
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What do you call a flu that became a musician?
Achoo-bacca.
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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?
“If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.”
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An engineering student designed a robot that would take his exams for him.
The other designed a robot that could cheat off the first robot.
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When the red panda got tired, it decided to take a koala-ty nap.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream every time I see a spider.”
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Did you know the first Mormon was actually Jamaican?
He had one wife but he wanted more, mon.
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Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’m searching for.
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My grandpa told me, “You Millennials are too dependent on technology.”
So I plugged out his life support.
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You’re so fat that the only job interview question they ask is if you can fit through the door.
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast-food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses?
It helps with division.
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What is round, ugly, smeared with chocolate and just showed up unwashed to your first date?
A Tinder surprise.
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A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?
Fortunes.
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So a housewife is preparing Thanksgiving dinner when her husband comes in, and she asks, “Are you hungry, dear?”
And the turkey answers, “No, I’m stuffed.”
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Yeah, and what’s the weather like up there?
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