Jokes for Thanksgiving Day

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Thanksgiving Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

Thanksgiving Jokes

Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving?

Because they don’t have to worry about buying Christmas presents.

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If anyone has no family and will be alone on Thanksgiving, please let me know.

I really need to borrow some chairs from you.

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I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Scared the hell out of everyone else in the grocery store.

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Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey?

Because he was in a fowl mood.

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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest.

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, β€œDo these turkeys get any bigger?”

Stock boy: β€œNo, ma’am. They’re dead.”

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My sister said to me, β€œMom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.”

I said, β€œWhy? Is it broken?”

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When asked to write an essay on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving, little Johnny wrote:

I am thankful I am not a turkey.

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What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing, they’re already stuffed.

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If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their age.

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What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turkey.

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What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving Day?

On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day.

On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.

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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

The casse-role.

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What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Your nose.

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