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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

The pharmacist says, β€œHere’s a pill for English literature.”

The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

β€œWhat else do you have?” asks the student.

β€œWell, I have pills for art history, biology and world history,” replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks, β€œDo you have a pill for math?”

The pharmacist says, β€œWait just a moment,” and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.

β€œI have to take that huge pill for math?” inquires the student.

The pharmacist replied, β€œWell, you know... math always was a little hard to swallow.”

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A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so he measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.

The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber balls and finds its specifications.

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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon pi.

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The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what?

It was a pi.

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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.

After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves...

So Noah asked them, β€œWhy aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, β€œWe can’t, we’re adders.”

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Boy: β€œHey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend.”

Girl: β€œI have a boyfriend.”

Boy: β€œI have a math test tomorrow.”

Girl: β€œWhat does that have to do with anything?”

Boy: β€œI thought we were listing things we could cheat on.”

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Relationships are a lot like algebra.

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, β€œJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”

Little Johnny quickly replied, β€œNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.

He constantly is trying to find X.

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When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?

When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

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Math Teacher: β€œJames, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?”

James: β€œA Headache ma’am.”

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I complained to my Maths teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.

He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.

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Never fight a math teacher. You’ll always be outnumbered.

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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

β€œIf I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”, he asked her.

The secretary replied, β€œEverything but my earrings.”

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85% of people in America don’t know basic math.

Thanks God I’m from the other 25%.

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Math Teacher: β€œIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”

Student: β€œA drinking problem.”

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Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

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Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Thanks!

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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Dear Math,

I am sick and tired of finding your β€œx”. Just accept the fact that she’s gone. Move on dude.

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My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,... she’s imaginary.

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