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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Johnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.
He constantly is trying to find X.
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When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
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Math Teacher: “James, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?”
James: “A Headache ma’am.”
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I complained to my Maths teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.
He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.
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Never fight a math teacher. You’ll always be outnumbered.
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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
“If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”, he asked her.
The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
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85% of people in America don’t know basic math.
Thanks God I’m from the other 25%.
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Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”
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Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
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Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Thanks!
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I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
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Dear Math,
I am sick and tired of finding your “x”. Just accept the fact that she’s gone. Move on dude.
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I hear you don’t like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?
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My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,... she’s imaginary.
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