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Why was the red panda good at math?

It always knew how to add-bear the numbers.

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On Teachersβ Day, why did the student gift his Maths teacher a flight ticket to New York City?

To visit his favorite spot, Times Square.

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Why was the teacher late for school on Teachersβ Day?

She took the Rhombus.

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My calculator stopped working mid-way through my exam.

I canβt count on it anymore.

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Bit nervous about my maths exam.

Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.

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Teacher: βIf your father has $10, and you

asked for $5, how much will your father

have?β

Akpos: β$10.β

Teacher: βYou donβt know maths.β

Akpos: βYou donβt know my father!β

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What did the mermaid wear to her math class?

An algae bra.

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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?

Because her knees were giving her problems she couldnβt solve.

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What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?

βLetβs try a different angle.β

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What did the linguistics professor fail Geometry?

He was really bad a translating!

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My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday.

Polly gone.

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In a place without geometry...

Life is pointless.

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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

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I donβt mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts...

Thatβs where I draw the line.

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Why wasnβt the geometry teacher at school?

Because she sprained her angle!

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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.

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Teacher: βLittle Johnny, give me a sentence using the word βgeometryβ.β

Little Johnny: βA little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, βGee, Iβm a tree!β.β

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I couldnβt figure out why my data wasnβt coming out like my classmateβs, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula.

I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change.

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Why is math said to be a codependent?

It relies on others to solve its problems.

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Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because theyβll go on and on and on forever.

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What do you get when you drink root beer in a square glass?

Beer!

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What do the Backstreet Boys and algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

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I hope they never ban algebra.

Think of the aftermath!

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I donβt trust freshmen algebra students.

Theyβre always plotting something.

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If I had a dollar for every time Iβve used algebra in my life.

Iβd have n dollars.

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A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, βExcuse me, Madam, but I donβt know how to say fractions. How do you say those?β

βEasy,β said the teacher, βyou just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is two-thirds, 3/4 is three-fourths, and 2/5 is two-fifths.β

βThanks, I understand,β said the exchange student.

βGood,β said the teacher, and then asked the French student, βso how do you say 4/8?β

βShould I reduce?β asked the boy.

βThat would be best,β said the teacher.

βOne-second,β said the boy.

βTake as long as you need,β said the teacher.

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What is a math teacherβs favorite sum?

Summer!

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?

A square meal.

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What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts.

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What is a math teacherβs favorite tree?

Geometry.

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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

The pharmacist says, βHereβs a pill for English literature.β

The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

βWhat else do you have?β asks the student.

βWell, I have pills for art history, biology and world history,β replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks, βDo you have a pill for math?β

The pharmacist says, βWait just a moment,β and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.

βI have to take that huge pill for math?β inquires the student.

The pharmacist replied, βWell, you know... math always was a little hard to swallow.β

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A mathematician, and physicist, and an engineer are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so he measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.

The engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber balls and finds its specifications.

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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon pi.

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The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what?

It was a pi.

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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.

After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves...

So Noah asked them, βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β

The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β

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Boy: βHey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend.β

Girl: βI have a boyfriend.β

Boy: βI have a math test tomorrow.β

Girl: βWhat does that have to do with anything?β

Boy: βI thought we were listing things we could cheat on.β

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Relationships are a lot like algebra.

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnβt paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, βJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?β

Little Johnny quickly replied, βNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!β

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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.

He constantly is trying to find X.

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When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?

When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

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Math teacher: βJames, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?β

James: βA Headache maβam.β

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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.

He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.

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Never fight a math teacher. Youβll always be outnumbered.

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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

βIf I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?β, he asked her.

The secretary replied, βEverything but my earrings.β

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85% of people in America donβt know basic math.

Thanks God Iβm from the other 25%.

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Math teacher: βIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?β

Student: βA drinking problem.β

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Why donβt Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

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Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems, Iβm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks!

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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Dear Math,

I am sick and tired of finding your βxβ. Just accept the fact that sheβs gone. Move on dude.

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My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,... sheβs imaginary.

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