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Why did the eyeglasses walk into the classroom quietly?

They didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Bula decides it’s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.

Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.

After a year, at the New Year’s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.

Johnny: β€œWell, how’s the business going?”

Bula: β€œBad brother, sorry about everything!”

Johnny: β€œWhy?”

Bula: β€œI don’t have any chickens anymore!”

Johnny: β€œGood god, why?”

Bula: β€œIf I know, I think I’m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or don’t water them enough, but one doesn’t raise the hen.”

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What’s the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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What did the client say when they saw the final ad concept?

β€œCan we make the logo bigger?”

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What did Bruce Banner say to Spider-Man?

Don’t bug me!

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How does Uranus apologize for being late?

It blames it on its orbit.

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Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, five to moan about it, and Ferguson to say if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would have never gone out.

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What does a polite mushroom say?

β€œThank you very mush!”

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Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.

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What’s the favorite genre of music on Uranus?

Space Opera.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?

Depreciation.

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Why do shoppers feel like cranberry sauce on Black Friday?

They get bruised, battered and squished into pulp trying to get to the bargain bin.

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She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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A townie was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked Jethro, ”Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?”

β€œOh no,” said Jethro. β€œYou’ll have to go by yourself!”

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Where do you keep your badge at a Star Trek convention?

On a Lanyard Nimoy.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to do it, and four to say β€œI can do that”.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œBoo.”

β€œBoo, who?”

β€œDon’t cry, it’s your birthday!”

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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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