Two yokels were driving to the next village’s May Day Fair.
They came to a sign that said: May Day Fair Left.
So they turned around and went home.
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With a forehead like yours, Dora would get lost exploring it.
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I don’t mean to sound o-moon-ous, but that meteor looks awfully big!
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Your mama’s so short you can make a life-size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
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Outbreak: New strain of bird flu discovered!!!
It’s called Chirpies.
It’s a canarial disease.
It’s untweetable.
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What did Zeus use to make the best fries ever?
Ancient Greece.
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So apparently, everyone on my husband’s Zoom work call finds my singing distracting.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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When a white guy is scared, he gets even whiter.
When he is cold, he turns blue.
When he is angry, he turns red.
When he is sick, he turns green.
When a black guy is scared, he stays black.
When he is cold, he stays black.
When he is angry, he stays black.
When he is sick, he stays black.
Black man to white man, “And you call us colored.”
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
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Why did Puerto Rico become a state?
Because they couldn’t find enough parking.
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How does a Facebook employee greet each other?
Hey there, whatsapp!
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In North Korea, you cannot throw fruits in the snow.
As they don’t have the right to freeze peach.
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Yo mama so fat every time she took a step it caused an earthquake.
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Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
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Did you hear the one about the roofer with the perfect safety record?
He never had a shingle accident.
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What do you call an extraterrestrial that speaks Portuguese?
A Brazalien.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.
Sounds fishy to me.
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Did you hear about the man who solved a puzzle in 10 minutes?
Even though the box said 2-4 years.
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