Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get?
A bugs bunny.
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A townie was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked Jethro, ”Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?”
“Oh no,” said Jethro. “You’ll have to go by yourself!”
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How did the Catholic priest finish the marathon?
He was second to nun.
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Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarette to put it out she said “Hey, who turned off the heat?”
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I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
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What do you call guys who love math?
Algebros.
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A couple goes to an art gallery.
They find a picture of a woman with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?”
The husband replies, “Autumn.”
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Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.
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What do marathoners and computer scientists have in common?
They want the fastest running time.
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Why is it so easy to fool an octopus?
They’re all suckers.
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I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny.
So I just snickered...
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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?
“You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!”
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I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a messi guy.
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No woman should have kids after 40.
Really, 40 kids is more than enough!
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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Wife asks, “Why are you watching our wedding video backwards?”
Husband: “I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.”
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Where does a Viking clown go when they die?
To ValHaHa.
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If two avocado are “avocados”.
Then shouldn’t three avocado be “avocatres”, and four be “avoquatro”, and five be “avocinco”?
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Did you hear about the blue plane that crashed?
They said it was a skyblunder.
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How did the 30-year-old marathon runner celebrate their birthday?
By going the extra mile!
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