The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.
I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.
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What do you call a lizard that hates Fortnite YouTubers?
An Ali-hater.
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What did the raccoon say to the other raccoon?
Does my breath smell like garbage?
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What do you call an older woman who was born around late November and early December?
Saggytarius.
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The boss said I should go home because I really don’t look good.
I don’t know if I should be happy to get the extra rest, or just offended.
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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?
Tooth Hurty.
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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth?
It’s meteor.
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What do you call a crab that throws things?
A lobster.
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What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
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Yo mamma is so ugly that not even Ewoks will let her into their clan.
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Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.
Good morning!
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Dating me is fun until I send you 50 texts a day asking if you still like me.
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When I was a pre-teen, I watched a lot of anime, and really really wanted a katana.
So when I finally got one for my birthday, I was so happy, but I only played with it once.
And then all I wanted was grandma back.
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Why don’t people like going to the moon?
It has no atmosphere.
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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?
For them, every hair counts!
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Your mama so old when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
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If my nose runs, should I catch it?
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Millennial milestone:
I finally moved out of my parents and moved in with my girlfriend. Her parents were supportive, too. They even let us bring food upstairs.
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Yo mama so fat Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
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Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarette to put it out she said “Hey, who turned off the heat?”
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