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Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Yo’ Mama is so old, she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.

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Yo’ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

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Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

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Your mama so stupid, she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.

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Your mama so stupid, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.

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Your mama so stupid, she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail.

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Your mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo mama so small, she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.

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Yo mama so small, she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.

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Your mama so short, she has to hold a sign up that says, β€œDon’t spit, I can’t swim”.

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Yo mama so old, she rode dinosaurs to school.

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Your mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.

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Your mama so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop.

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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun sweat.

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Yo mama so hot, when she got into the Arctic ocean, it turned into a hot tub.

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Your mama so hot, when she visits Antarctica, locals call it summertime.

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Your mama so hot, rangers banned her from National Parks for starting forest fires.

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Your mama so hot, her hugs give third-degree burns.

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Your mama so hot, scientists deemed her the leading cause of global warming.

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Your mama so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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Your mama so dumb, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

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Your mama so dumb, she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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Your mama so dumb, she watches β€œThe Three Stooges” and takes notes.

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Your mama so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

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Your mama so old, she farts dust!

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Your mama so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

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Your mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white!

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Your mama so old, her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!

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Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!

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Your mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

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Your mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Your mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

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Yo mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops.

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Your mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and when she got up there was 4 quarters.

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Your mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, β€œto be continued.”

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Your mama so fat, she gets group insurance!

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Your mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

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Yo Mama's appetite is so huge, she uses a truck to carry her popcorn to the movies.

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Yo Mama's so disgusting, she keeps maggots as pets.

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Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

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Your mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.

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Your momma so short, she takes a shower in a raindrop.

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Yo momma so short, she can’t say a thing without a microphone!

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Yo mama is so short, when she plays fortnite, she can hide under the freaking store.

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Your mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

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Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies!

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Yo momma so hot, doctors say her blood type is lava.

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Your mama so hot, when Electra and Haspiel saw her, they burned to death.

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Your mama is so hot, I gotta wear oven mitts to touch her.

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Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapeΓ±os cry.

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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun look like Antarctica.

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Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo mama is so dumb and hungry, the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C.

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Your mama is so dumb, when dad said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl.

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Yo momma so dumb, when y’all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said β€œDisneyland left”, so she went home.

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Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

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Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

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Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

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Yo momma so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

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Yo Mama is so old, Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.

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Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

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Yo mama is so ugly, that most Snapchat filters make her better looking.

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Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Your mama is so ugly, she made One Direction go another direction.

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Your momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks!

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Yo momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

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Yo momma is so stupid, when I said, β€œDrinks are on the house,” she got a ladder.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said β€œconcentrate”.

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Yo momma is so stupid, when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the β€œCALL” button.

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Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks Los Angeles is where God lives with all his angels.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, β€œKool-Aid,” and she jumped through the wall.

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Yo mama is so fat, that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, β€œI need your weight not your phone number.”

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Yo momma so fat, she can’t reach her back pocket.

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Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.

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Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

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Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

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Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge, even after eating an elephant for breakfast, she demanded for a whale as dessert.

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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

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