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Best Yo Mama Jokes: 100 Funny One-Liners About Your Mom



Yo mama so ugly Freddy and his friends hide from her.

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Yo mama so ugly Forever Alone Guy denied her friend request.

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Yo mama so ugly the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.

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Yo mama so fat Rick and Morty thought her belly button was a portal to another dimension.

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Yo mama so fat when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.

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Yo mama so fat NASA thought she was a planet.

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Yo mama so fat her belt is the equator.

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Yo mama so fat every time she took a step it caused an earthquake.

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Yo mama so fat when she ate an Avocado it was Nickado.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn’t get in nor out.

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Yo mama so fat Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

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Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage.

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Yo mama so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday.

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Yo mama so fat Donald Trump used her as the border wall.

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Yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad!

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Yo mama so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone she’s in.

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Yo mama so fat Darth Vader couldn’t even force choke her.

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

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Yo mama so fat she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.

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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.

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Yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.

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Yo mama so fat when she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out β€œtaxi!”.

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Yo mama so fat her school pictures were taken by a satellite.

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Yo mama so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide.

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Yo mama so fat not even Superman can lift her.

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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose.

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Yo momma’s nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!

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Yo mama’s so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.

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Yo mama’s nose is so big she can smell a fart coming.

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Yo mama’s nose hairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!

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Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she talks her nose hairs fall out.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

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Yo Mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Yo Mama is so old she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.

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Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

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Yo mama so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

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Your mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.

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Your mama so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.

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Your mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.

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Your mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo mama is so hot she makes the sun sweat.

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Yo mama so hot when she got into the Arctic Ocean it turned into a hot tub.

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Your mama so hot when she visits Antarctica locals call it summertime.

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Your mama so hot rangers banned her from National Parks for starting forest fires.

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Your mama so hot her hugs give third-degree burns.

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Your mama so hot scientists deemed her the leading cause of global warming.

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Your mama so dumb she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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Your mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

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Your mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

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Your mama so dumb she watches β€œThe Three Stooges” and takes notes.

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Your mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

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Your mama so old she farts dust!

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Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

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Your mama so old when she was young, rainbows were black and white!

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Your mama so old her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!

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Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!

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Your mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras.

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Your mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals".

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Your mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

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Your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there were 4 quarters.

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Your mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says β€œto be continued”.

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Your mama so fat she gets group insurance!

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Yo Mama's so disgusting she keeps maggots as pets.

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Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

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Your mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.

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Yo momma so hot doctors say her blood type is lava.

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Your mama so hot when Electra and Haspiel saw her, they burned to death.

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Your mama is so hot I gotta wear oven mitts to touch her.

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Yo mama so hot she makes jalapeΓ±os cry.

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Yo mama is so hot she makes the sun look like Antarctica.

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Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo mama is so dumb and hungry the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C.

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Your mama is so dumb when dad said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl.

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Yo momma so dumb when y’all were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said β€œDisneyland left” so she went home.

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Yo momma is so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

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Yo mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

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Yo momma is so old I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

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Yo momma so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

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Yo Mama is so old Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.

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Yo mama is so ugly that most Snapchat filters make her better looking.

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Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Your mama is so ugly she made One Direction go in another direction.

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Your momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror the reflection ducks!

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Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Yo momma is so stupid when I said β€œDrinks are on the house” she got a ladder.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said β€œconcentrate”.

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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the β€œCALL” button.

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Yo Mama’s so stupid she thinks Los Angeles is where God lives with all his angels.

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Yo mama so stupid I said β€œKool-Aid” and she jumped through the wall.

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Yo mama’s so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, β€œI need your weight, not your phone number.”

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Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

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Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

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Yo mama’s so fat I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to save a fish from drowning.

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Your Mama Jokes 2022



Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarette to put it out she said β€œHey, who turned off the heat?”

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Yo mama so tall even Titans can look up her skirt.

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

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Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture.

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Yo mama so hairy she found herself in a cage at the zoo.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.

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Yo mama so hairy when she auditioned for Planet of the Apes they made her pack leader.

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Yo mama so hairy people wonder why she wears a fur coat to a nude beach.

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Yo mama so dumb she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo mama so dumb she uses Old Spice body wash to cook.

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Yo mama so dumb she thought Call of Duty was a game about pooping.

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Yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.

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Yo mama so dumb her IQ is lower than Jeffy the Puppet.

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says β€œExpired”.

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Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.

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Yo mama so old her first Christmas was The First Christmas.

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Yo mama so old her first cruise was on Noah’s Ark.

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Yo mama so old her first pet was from Jurassic Park.

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Yo mama so old not even the time stone could make her young.

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Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

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Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the McDonald’s drive-through sign she drove through the building.

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Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr Pepper.

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Yo mama so stupid the zombies walked past her because they didn’t smell any brains.

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Yo mama so stupid she put her phone in airplane mode and thought she could fly.

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Yo mama so tall when she did a backflip she digs God in the face.

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Yo mama so ugly when she watches TV the channels change themselves.

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Yo Mama Jokes For Kids



Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.

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Your mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!

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Yo Mama's appetite is so huge she uses a truck to carry her popcorn to the movies.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

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Yo mama so scary you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge even after eating an elephant for breakfast she demanded a whale as dessert.

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Yo Mama So Short Jokes



Yo mama so small she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.

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Your mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says β€œDon’t spit, I can’t swim”.

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Your mama so short she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.

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Your mama so short people thought she was a Funko Pop.

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Your momma so short she takes a shower in a raindrop.

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Yo momma so short she can’t say a thing without a microphone!

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Your mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Yo Mama Jokes: Fortnite One-Liners About Your Mom



Yo mama so fat when she lands in Fortnite she gets a Victory Royale.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Fortnite was fork night.

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Yo mama’s so fat she crashed the Fortnite servers.

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Yo mama’s so fat not even a ninja could carry her in a Fortnite battle.

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Yo mama is so short when she plays Fortnite she can hide under the freaking store.

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More Yo Mama Jokes



Yo mama so dumb I asked her what she does for a living, and she said breathe.

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Yo mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

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