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Best Yo Mama Jokes: 100 Funny One-Liners About Your Mom
Yo mama so ugly, Freddy and his friends hide from her.
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Yo mama so ugly, Forever Alone Guy denied her friend request.
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Yo mama so ugly, the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so fat, Rick and Morty thought her belly button was a portal to another dimension.
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Yo mama so fat, when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.
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Yo mama so fat, NASA thought she was a planet.
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Yo mama so fat, her belt is the equator.
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Yo mama so fat, every time she took a step, it caused an earthquake.
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Yo mama so fat, when she ate an Avocado it was Nickado.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to In-N-Out, she couldn’t get in nor out.
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Yo mama so fat, Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
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Yo mama so fat, her splash attack does damage.
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Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birthday.
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Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump used her as the border wall.
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Yo mama so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad!
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Yo mama so fat, she wears two watches.
One for each time zone she’s in.
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Yo mama so fat, Darth Vader couldn’t even force choke her.
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Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
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Yo mama so fat, she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.
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Yo mama so fat, Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.
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Yo mama so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wears her yellow raincoat, people yell out “taxi”!
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Yo mama so fat, her school pictures were taken by a satellite.
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Yo mama so fat, she uses the highway as a slip and slide.
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Yo mama so fat, not even Superman can lift her.
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Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
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Yo momma’s nose so big, you can go bowling with her boogers!
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Yo mama’s so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.
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Yo mama’s nose is so big, she can smell a fart coming.
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Yo mama’s nose hairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!
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Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she talks her nose hairs fall out.
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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
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Yo Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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Yo Mama is so old, she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
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Yo mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
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Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
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Your mama so stupid, she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.
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Your mama so stupid, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
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Your mama so stupid, she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.
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Your mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun sweat.
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Yo mama so hot, when she got into the Arctic Ocean, it turned into a hot tub.
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Your mama so hot, when she visits Antarctica, locals call it summertime.
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Your mama so hot, rangers banned her from National Parks for starting forest fires.
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Your mama so hot, her hugs give third-degree burns.
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Your mama so hot, scientists deemed her the leading cause of global warming.
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Your mama so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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Your mama so dumb, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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Your mama so dumb, she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Your mama so dumb, she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
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Your mama so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
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Your mama so old, she farts dust!
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Your mama so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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Your mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
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Your mama so old, her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!
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Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!
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Your mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
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Your mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Your mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
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Yo mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops.
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Your mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and when she got up there were 4 quarters.
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Your mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, “to be continued.”
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Your mama so fat, she gets group insurance!
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Yo Mama's so disgusting, she keeps maggots as pets.
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Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
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Your mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
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Yo momma so hot, doctors say her blood type is lava.
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Your mama so hot, when Electra and Haspiel saw her, they burned to death.
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Your mama is so hot, I gotta wear oven mitts to touch her.
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Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapeños cry.
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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun look like Antarctica.
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Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama is so dumb and hungry, the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C.
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Your mama is so dumb, when dad said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl.
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Yo momma so dumb, when y’all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left”, so she went home.
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Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
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Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.
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Yo momma so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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Yo Mama is so old, Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.
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Yo mama is so ugly, that most Snapchat filters make her better looking.
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Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Your mama is so ugly, she made One Direction go in another direction.
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Your momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks!
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Yo momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when I said, “Drinks are on the house,” she got a ladder.
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate”.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.
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Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks Los Angeles is where God lives with all his angels.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, “Kool-Aid,” and she jumped through the wall.
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Yo mama is so fat, that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
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Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
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Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
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Your Mama Jokes 2022
Yo mama so poor, when I stepped on a cigarette to put it out, she said, “Hey, who turned off the heat?”
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Yo mama so tall, even Titans can look up her skirt.
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Yo mama so poor, she waves around a Popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
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Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so poor, she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.
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Yo mama so hairy, she found herself in a cage at the zoo.
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Yo mama so tall, she tripped in America and landed in Australia.
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Yo mama so hairy, when she auditioned for Planet of the Apes, they made her pack leader.
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Yo mama so hairy, people wonder why she wears a fur coat to a nude beach.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Yo mama so dumb, she uses Old Spice body wash to cook.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Call of Duty was a game about pooping.
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Yo mama so dumb, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
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Yo mama so dumb, her IQ is lower than Jeffy the Puppet.
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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, “Expired”.
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Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder.
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Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was The First Christmas.
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Yo mama so old, her first cruise was on Noah’s Ark.
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Yo mama so old, her first pet was from Jurassic Park.
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Yo mama so old, not even the time stone could make her young.
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Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the McDonald’s drive-through sign, she drove through the building.
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Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr Pepper.
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Yo mama so stupid, the zombies walked past her because they didn’t smell any brains.
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Yo mama so stupid, she put her phone in airplane mode and thought she could fly.
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Yo mama so tall, when she did a backflip, she digs God in the face.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she watches TV, the channels change themselves.
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Yo Mama Jokes For Kids
Yo mama so old, she rode dinosaurs to school.
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Your mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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Yo Mama's appetite is so huge, she uses a truck to carry her popcorn to the movies.
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Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
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Yo momma so fat, she can’t reach her back pocket.
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Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge, even after eating an elephant for breakfast, she demanded a whale as dessert.
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Yo Mama So Short Jokes
Yo mama so small, she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.
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Your mama so short, she has to hold a sign up that says, “Don’t spit, I can’t swim”.
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Your mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
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Your mama so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop.
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Your momma so short, she takes a shower in a raindrop.
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Yo momma so short, she can’t say a thing without a microphone!
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Your mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
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Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies!
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Yo Mama Jokes: Fortnite One-Liners About Your Mom
Yo mama so fat, when she lands in Fortnite, she gets a Victory Royale.
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Fortnite was fork night.
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Yo mama’s so fat, she crashed the Fortnite servers.
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Yo mama’s so fat, not even a ninja could carry her in a Fortnite battle.
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Yo mama is so short, when she plays Fortnite, she can hide under the freaking store.
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