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Blonde Jokes


Blonde enters the pharmacy.

โ€œDo you have pregnancy test?โ€

โ€œYes, we do.โ€

โ€œAre questions hard?โ€

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One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road.

He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.

โ€œWhat are those big bulges in your running shorts?โ€ she asked.

โ€œTennis balls,โ€ answered the man, smiling back.

โ€œWow,โ€ said the blonde, looking upset. โ€œThat must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable.โ€

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I walked into the kitchen today to find my blonde wife looking very confused while holding a jar of pickle.

โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong?โ€ I asked her.

She replied, โ€œThis jar of pickle says to store it in a cool, dark location.โ€

I said, โ€œOkay, how about in the fridge?โ€

She said โ€œNo, silly, thereโ€™s a little light inside.โ€

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How did the blonde die at the baseball game?

She drowned during the wave.

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Two men โ€” one a brunette and the other a blonde โ€” were comparing their luck picking up girls at the beach.

The brunette guy says, โ€œWhat works for me is this: Go to a grocery store, buy a potato and put it in your swim trunk.โ€

The blonde guy thanks him and spends the next 5 hours roaming the beach with a potato in his swim trunks โ€“ with no luck.

He says to his brunette friend that he did put a potato in his swim trunks and had no luck.

The brunette guy says to the blonde guy, โ€œYou stupid! The potato goes in the FRONT of your trunks, not the back!!!โ€

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Three women escape from prison โ€” a blonde and two brunettes โ€” and to get away from the cops they hide in an abandoned farm house.

Inside the house there are three sacks that the escapees crawl into when the police search the building.

One of the cops sees the sacks and yells, โ€œThereโ€™s just three burlap sacks in here!โ€

To which his partner replies, โ€œThen kick them just to be sure itโ€™s not them hidingโ€.

The officer goes and kicks one with a brunette in it and she yells, โ€œMEEEYYOWW!โ€

The officer says, โ€œOh, its just a stupid cat in there.โ€

So he kicks the one with the other brunette in it and she yells, โ€œRUUFFF RUFFF!โ€

The officer says, โ€œOh, itโ€™s just a stupid dog!โ€

Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, โ€œPOTATOES!โ€

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Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which theyโ€™d never seen before.

Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.

When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, โ€œI wouldnโ€™t eat that if I were you.โ€

โ€œWhy not?โ€

โ€œI took one bite and went blind for half a minute.โ€

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Why donโ€™t blondes eat bananas?

They canโ€™t find the zipper.

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Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting, โ€œGIVE US YER LOOT!โ€

They were both blonds.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde worked as office assistants for Mrs. Jessell.

They realized that Mrs. Jessell was leaving work early every day, so one day they decided that when she left early, theyโ€™d sneak out a few minutes later.

Minutes after Mrs. Jessell left, they all did the same.

The brunette took a nap.

The redhead got ready for a date.

The blonde went over to her boyfriends house. When she walked in, she saw Mrs. Jessell and her boyfriend smooching on the couch. She backed out the door without them noticing her, feeling very shaky.

The next afternoon, after Mrs. Jessell left work early, the brunette and redhead said they were going to go home as well. But the still shaky blond decided to stay behind.

โ€œWhy?โ€ they asked her.

โ€œBecause,โ€ she replied, โ€œyesterday I almost got caught!โ€

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Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.

Mary: โ€œWow, that is some cold you have, Liz.โ€

Liz: โ€œTell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.โ€

Mary: โ€œTry some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle in my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and youโ€™ll be fine. Here ya go.โ€

Liz: โ€œThanks, Iโ€™ll give it a try.โ€

Next Day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air and kicking her legs out.

Mary: โ€œLiz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?โ€

Liz: โ€œOh No, I still donโ€™t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.โ€

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A blonde buys two horses and she canโ€™t tell them apart.

So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off.

So she does. But then the other horseโ€™s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.

So she canโ€™t tell them apart again.

She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears.

So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused.

She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.

She comes back and says, โ€œThe white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!โ€

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.

After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.

Then from the heavens a voice boomed, โ€œTHERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!โ€

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice.

The voice boomed, โ€œTHERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!โ€

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice.

Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, โ€œTHERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!โ€

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, โ€œIs that you, Lord?โ€

The voice answered, โ€œNO, IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!โ€

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A blonde enters a library.

She goes to the counter and says, โ€œIโ€™ll like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.โ€

The librarian says, โ€œMaโ€™am this is library.โ€

So the blonde leans in and whispers, โ€œIโ€™d like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.โ€

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

The brunette says, โ€œI brought some water so we donโ€™t get dehydrated.โ€

The redhead says, โ€œI brought some suntan lotion so we donโ€™t get sunburned.โ€

Then the blonde says, โ€œI brought a car door.โ€

The other girls ask, โ€œWhy did you bring that?โ€

The blonde says, โ€œSo I can roll down the window if it gets hot.โ€

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One Sunny afternoon, two blondes walk down the street.

One of them suddenly points at the sun and says: โ€œLook! Thatโ€™s the moon over there!โ€

The other one says: โ€œNo, thatโ€™s the sun!โ€

The first one: โ€œNo, itโ€™s the moon!โ€

The other one, again: โ€œNo, itโ€™s the sun!โ€

After arguing for a while, the โ€œsmartโ€ one says: โ€œLetโ€™s go to that house over there and ask, whatโ€™s right!โ€

They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Another blonde opens the door.

The โ€œsmartโ€ one asks: โ€œExcuse us, can you tell us, whether itโ€™s the sun or the moon in the sky?โ€

The blonde looks and says: โ€œI wouldnโ€™t know! Iโ€™ve only been living here for two weeks!โ€

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

The women need to buy another, but only have $500.

The redhead tells the blonde, โ€œI will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.โ€

She goes to the market and finds one for $499.

Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.

Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word โ€œcomfortableโ€.

Skeptical, the operator asks, โ€œHow will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?โ€

The redhead replies, โ€œShe's a blonde so she reads slow: โ€˜Come for ta bullโ€™.โ€

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Why donโ€™t blondes call 911 when they are in an emergency?

Because they canโ€™t find number eleven on their phone.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Remind her that life is inane, repetitive, and intrinsically meaningless.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert.

After walking along for a while they eventually found a lamp and rubbed it.

A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home.

Poof! She was transported back home.

The brunette wished to be back at home with her family.

Poof! She was magically transported back home.

The blonde then says, โ€œAww, I wish my friends were here.โ€

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Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

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