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The other day my friend messaged by saying, β€œBro I have two pieces of bad news for you.”

I told him to combine them.

He replied, β€œYour girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

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10 Last Jokes of the Day


April 19, 2024

The guy goes into a pub.

He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.

The barman says, β€œWhy are you not drinking the other three pints?”

He says, β€œDoctors orders.”

β€œWhat do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”

β€œI am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”

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April 18, 2024

My wife asked me, β€œWhy are there holes in your pants?”

I said, β€œIt’s Sunday, right?”

My wife: β€œYeah?”

Me: β€œWell, these are my holy pants.”

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April 17, 2024

β€œDad, did you ever fall in love?”

β€œYes, son. I did once.”

β€œAnd, what happened?”

β€œIn the beginning it was fantastic, but then your mother found out.”

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April 16, 2024

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, eating six bars of chocolate.

A man walked up and noticed Johnny devouring the sweets.

β€œSon,” said the man, β€œeating too much candy isn’t good for you.”

β€œMy grandfather lived to be 100,” Johnny replies.

β€œDid he eat six chocolate bars a day, too?” the man asks.

β€œNo,” said Johnny, β€œHe minded his own damn business!”

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April 15, 2024

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

β€œWho is it?” a passenger asks the captain.

β€œI have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that.”

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April 14, 2024

Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œYah.”

β€œYah, who?”

β€œNo thanks, I use Bing or Google.”

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April 13, 2024

Boss: β€œDo you believe in life after death?”

Employee: β€œNo, because there is no proof of it.”

Boss: β€œWell there is now!”

Employee: β€œHow?”

Boss: β€œWhen you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle’s funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left.”

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April 12, 2024

A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.

β€œHow wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?”

β€œHe ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”

β€œOh, how tragic! What about your second husband?”

β€œHe also ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”

β€œOh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.”

β€œHe died of a broken neck.”

β€œA broken neck?”

β€œHe wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”

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April 11, 2024

A man goes to the doctor and says, β€œDoctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf.”

And the doctor says, β€œCan you describe the symptoms.”

And he says, β€œYes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.”

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April 10, 2024

Knock! Knock!

β€œWho's there?”

β€œFBI.”

β€œFB...”

β€œWe're asking the questions here.”

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