Joke of the Day

Daily our team picks one funny joke. If you don't have a lot of time, it will take just a few seconds to read the joke of the day.

May 29, 2022

Knock! Knock!

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting cow.”

“Interrup...”

“Moooooooo!”

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5 Last Jokes of the Day

May 28, 2022

The boss said I should go home because I really don’t look good.

I don’t know if I should be happy to get the extra rest, or just offended.

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May 27, 2022

A man complains to his wife about not having anyone to play golf with.

His wife said, “Well what about your friend Clyde?”

The man replied, “Would you want to play with someone who cheats on his score and moves the ball when you aren’t looking?”

“No, I guess not,” replied his wife.

The man said, “Neither would Clyde.”

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May 26, 2022

What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?

You wake up.

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May 25, 2022

A balding man was getting a haircut.

The man’s barber said, “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”

Man: “No.”

Barber: “They say you’re a thinker.”

Man: “Oh?!”

Barber: “Do you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”

Man: “No.”

Barber: “They say you’re a lover.”

The man perked up.

Man: “What do they say if you’re bald in the front and the back?”

Barber: “That you only think you’re a lover.”

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May 24, 2022

Someone once told me that taking money out of your savings account is stealing from your future self.

Well luckily for me my future self won’t be able to afford a lawyer to press charges against me.

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