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Mama always said โ€œWork until your bank account looks like a phone number.โ€

Well, I did it! Bank balance: 911!

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December 7, 2023

My girlfriend said Iโ€™m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.

What a Joker.

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December 6, 2023

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnโ€™t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, โ€œJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?โ€

Little Johnny quickly replied, โ€œNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!โ€

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December 5, 2023

A pharmacist returns to his shop from lunch to find a man leaning against the wall.

โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong with him?โ€ He asks his assistant.

โ€œHe came in for some cough syrup,โ€ explains the assistant. โ€œBut I couldnโ€™t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.โ€

โ€œWhat!โ€ The pharmacist says, horrified. โ€œYou canโ€™t treat a cough with laxatives!โ€

โ€œOf course you can,โ€ the assistant declares. โ€œLook at him โ€“ heโ€™s far too scared to cough.โ€

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December 4, 2023

Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œHorsp.โ€

โ€œHorsp, who?โ€

Did you just say โ€œhorse poo?โ€

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December 3, 2023

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.

The barman says, โ€œWhoโ€™s first?โ€

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December 2, 2023

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

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December 1, 2023

What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million-dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?

You wake up.

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November 30, 2023

A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for the first time.

While in the church, the girl asked her mother, โ€œWhy is the bride dressed in white?โ€

The mother replied to the girl, โ€œBecause white is the color of happiness and itโ€™s the happiest day of her life today.โ€

After a little bit, the girl looks up at her mother and says, โ€œBut, then why is the groom wearing black?โ€

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November 29, 2023

Little Johnnyโ€™s teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child.

She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says, โ€œJohnny, when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly faces and the wind changed, my face would stay that way.โ€

Little Johnny looks up to her and says, โ€œWell miss, you canโ€™t say that you werenโ€™t warned.โ€

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November 28, 2023

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, โ€œI can make the boss give me the day off.โ€

The man replies, โ€œAnd how would you do that?โ€

The woman says, โ€œJust wait and see.โ€

She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€

The woman replies, โ€œIโ€™m a light bulb.โ€

The boss then says, โ€œYouโ€™ve been working so much that youโ€™ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.โ€

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, โ€œWhere are you going?โ€

The man says, โ€œIโ€™m going home, too. I canโ€™t work in the dark.โ€

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