Daily our team picks one funny joke. If you don't have a lot of time, it will take just a few seconds to read the joke of the day.
Mama always said โWork until your bank account looks like a phone number.โ
Well, I did it! Bank balance: 911!
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December 7, 2023
My girlfriend said Iโm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.
What a Joker.
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December 6, 2023
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnโt paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, โJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?โ
Little Johnny quickly replied, โNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!โ
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December 5, 2023
A pharmacist returns to his shop from lunch to find a man leaning against the wall.
โWhatโs wrong with him?โ He asks his assistant.
โHe came in for some cough syrup,โ explains the assistant. โBut I couldnโt find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.โ
โWhat!โ The pharmacist says, horrified. โYou canโt treat a cough with laxatives!โ
โOf course you can,โ the assistant declares. โLook at him โ heโs far too scared to cough.โ
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December 4, 2023
Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โHorsp.โ
โHorsp, who?โ
Did you just say โhorse poo?โ
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December 3, 2023
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.
The barman says, โWhoโs first?โ
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December 2, 2023
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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December 1, 2023
What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million-dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?
You wake up.
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November 30, 2023
A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for the first time.
While in the church, the girl asked her mother, โWhy is the bride dressed in white?โ
The mother replied to the girl, โBecause white is the color of happiness and itโs the happiest day of her life today.โ
After a little bit, the girl looks up at her mother and says, โBut, then why is the groom wearing black?โ
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November 29, 2023
Little Johnnyโs teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child.
She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says, โJohnny, when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly faces and the wind changed, my face would stay that way.โ
Little Johnny looks up to her and says, โWell miss, you canโt say that you werenโt warned.โ
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November 28, 2023
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, โI can make the boss give me the day off.โ
The man replies, โAnd how would you do that?โ
The woman says, โJust wait and see.โ
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, โWhat are you doing?โ
The woman replies, โIโm a light bulb.โ
The boss then says, โYouโve been working so much that youโve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.โ
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, โWhere are you going?โ
The man says, โIโm going home, too. I canโt work in the dark.โ
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