Best Jokes



Funny Jokes


Yo mama is so hot she makes the sun sweat.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Yo mamaโ€™s so stupid she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said โ€œconcentrateโ€.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Why do T-Rexes have such bad anger issues?

Because their fathers never hugged them.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


I took a roofing class in college.

But all the content went right over my head.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Where did the Pilgrims stand after landing on Plymouth Rock?

On their feet.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


The reason that no one has returned to the moon for so long is that every time someone tries to book a hotel there, itโ€™s full...

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi...

they have the best morels.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot.

The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman whatโ€™s the matter.

She replies, โ€œI saw it said โ€œShake Wellโ€ after I took it.โ€

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

โ€œIs there anything breakable in here?โ€, asked the postal clerk.

โ€œOnly the Ten Commandmentsโ€, answered the lady.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, โ€œAre you the owner?โ€

The Pharmacist answers, โ€œYes.โ€

Jacob: โ€œWeโ€™re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œOf course we do.โ€

Jacob: โ€œMedicine for rheumatism?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œDefinitely.โ€

Jacob: โ€œMedicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimerโ€™s?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œYes, a large variety. The works.โ€

Jacob: โ€œWhat about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsonโ€™s disease?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œAbsolutely.โ€

Jacob: โ€œEverything for heartburn and indigestion?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œWe sure do.โ€

Jacob: โ€œYou sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œAll speeds and sizes.โ€

Jacob: โ€œIn that case, weโ€™d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.โ€

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


My friend was telling me about a wedding he is going to next year.

He said heโ€™ll be wearing the same kilt as the groom.

I love the idea, but Iโ€™m really not sure how theyโ€™re both going to fit into it.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Why did ChatGPT join the debate team?

Because it never runs out of things to say.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


What does a man consider a seven-course meal?

A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass playerโ€™s arm?

A tattoo.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Why donโ€™t we inhabit Uranus?

That place is a Gas Hole.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Whatโ€™s the best thing to put on a hot dog?

Water, to cool him down.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris.

Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


Whatโ€™s Stephen Hawkingโ€™s least favorite song?

โ€œStairway to Heaven.โ€

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand.

I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


What do you call an owl with a PhD?

Dr. Who.

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„


















© 2022-2023 jokes.best