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Your mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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Yo momma is so stupid, when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldnβt find the βCALLβ button.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βEurope.β
βEurope, who?β
βNo, YOUβRE a poo!β
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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, eating six bars of chocolate.
A man walked up and noticed Johnny devouring the sweets.
βSon,β said the man, βeating too much candy isnβt good for you.β
βMy grandfather lived to be 100,β Johnny replies.
βDid he eat six chocolate bars a day, too?β the man asks.
βNo,β said Johnny, βHe minded his own damn business!β
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Did you hear what happened at the racetrack yesterday?
One horse was so slow, they had to pay the jockey overtime.
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Iβll never forget this solar eclipse, itβll forever be seared into my mind...
...and retinas. I really shouldβve worn some glasses.
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What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut.
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Yo mammaβs so fat, that the Sarlacc rejected her as dinner.
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I think you are suffering...
From a lack of vitamin me.
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Why donβt mummies have friends?
Because theyβre too wrapped up in themselves.
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