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A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: βWhat are you doing dear?β
Husband: βSwatting flies. I got three males and two femalesβ
Wife: βHow on Earth do you know which gender they were?β
Husband: βEasy: three were on the beer, and the other two were on the phone.β
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Your mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
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Can a dog jump higher than a house?
Well, duh. Houses canβt jump.
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Ever wonder why itβs called a Form 1040?
For every $50 you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
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The house cleaner told me that she was going to start working from home, so she sent me a list of chores.
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Your mama so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop.
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What is green and dangerous?
A thundering herd of pickles!
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Bula decides itβs time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.
Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.
After a year, at the New Yearβs Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.
Johnny: βWell, howβs the business going?β
Bula: βBad brother, sorry about everything!β
Johnny: βWhy?β
Bula: βI donβt have any chickens anymore!β
Johnny: βGood god, why?β
Bula: βIf I know, I think Iβm doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or donβt water them enough, but one doesnβt raise the hen.β
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What does a man whoβs had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?
Decorative balls.
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