Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?
It’s a pastryarchy.
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Not as old as.”
“Not as old as, who?”
“Still not as old as you!”
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Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
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Who is Gordon Ramsay’s favorite Shrek character?
Donkey.
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How many ChatGPTs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it’s already bright enough.
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Yo momma so hot doctors say her blood type is lava.
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If I ever go missing, I would like my photo, but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons.
This way my friends will know where to look for me.
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Why did the Roblox player go to the gym?
To work on their block-abs.
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A fly just fell into my butter.
Now it’s a butterfly.
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An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken.
He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card.
So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke, “Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!”
The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back once again with the smoke, “OK, chief, but why so much?”
At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky.
The tribe signals, “OK, OK, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?”
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Who is a penguin’s favourite aunt?
Aunt Arctica.
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Alert, alert!
The most wonderful human on earth is about to wake up!
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Mary-Jo was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new dress.
So she went out shopping and in the clothing store she asked the assistant, “May I try on that dress in the window, please?”
“Certainly not, madam”, responded the salesgirl, “You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.”
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have ‘s’ in it?
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I hear you don’t like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?
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Yo momma is so dumb she makes Gungans look smart.
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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