Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βIce cream.β
βIce cream, who?β
βTobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.β
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Remember Dexter, who was going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson?
Not sure which race yet.
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My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy.
I call it her Dolly Llama.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βJuliet.β
βJuliet, who?β
βJuliet pancakes for breakfast.β
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Why was it difficult for planets to play golf?
They spotted many black holes.
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What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million-dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?
You wake up.
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How do dogs make sandwiches?
With purebred.
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My crush told me that Iβm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was βYouβre pretty annoyingβ, but I focus only on the positive things.
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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
Youβre cool!
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Why do blueberries get along with everyone?
Theyβre naturally blue-tiful.
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No thanks, pants! I am working from home today.
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Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
He always choked.
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Where do sailors go when they feel sick?
The dock-tor.
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How are peanut butter and jelly related?
Theyβre inbred.
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Why do wolves howl at the moon?
Cause they donβt know how to use cell phones.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you canβt pick your friendsβ noses.
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In honor of Area 51, what do you call too many aliens in one place?
Extra terrestrials.
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Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes, and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at guac-a-mole.
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What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?
βLetβs try a different angle.β
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