Dear Father,
university i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.
After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear David,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Why don’t pumpkins get into arguments?
Because they have no stomach for fighting.
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If you get kissed by an alpaca, it’s not the end of the world.
It’s the alpaca-lips.
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open-mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn't you get my E-mail?”
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What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
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What is a myth?
A female moth.
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A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again.
She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m two miles past my stop already.”
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Why does the North Korean navy have glass-bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
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The bird flu is pretty nasty.
Luckily, it’s tweetable.
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What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
Mmmm, sandwiches!
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Did you hear about the magician who had chocolate in his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve.
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Uranus has a real flair for fashion.
It always rocks the planet look!
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I may be short, but short people can wear heels, ugly just can’t be fixed.
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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
“Is there anything breakable in here?”, asked the postal clerk.
“Only the Ten Commandments”, answered the lady.
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
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Yo mama so ugly Forever Alone Guy denied her friend request.
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Why is it most dangerous to go near Mercury?
Because one might die of mercury poisoning.
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What do you call a striker playing a June match?
A spring forward.
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What did the chef say to his staff on Labor Day?
“Let’s take a break and cook up some fun!”
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