After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo.
When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.
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If you’re stressed, try ironing clothes.
It’s a great way to let off some steam.
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Yo Mama is so old Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.
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It’s so cold, you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
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Nothing changes when you cross thirty, except that you have to replace your moisturizer with anti-aging cream.
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All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.
Good morning!
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You know, you’re being a little moon-dy, I hope it’s just a phase!
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Yesterday I got stuck behind a young girl riding a horse. No matter what I did, I just couldn’t get past her. I was tooting my horn, and hanging out the window yelling at her. She still wouldn’t let me past.
There was a guy on a motorcycle behind me and he was waving too.
I was getting so wound up and frustrated. “It’s people like you that cause accidents!” I shouted.
Eventually, I just couldn’t take any more so I looked around to make sure the coast was clear... and then I jumped off the carousel.
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A man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him he thinks he can see the future.
The doctor asks, “When did this start?”
The patient replies, “Next Tuesday.”
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat pi.
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How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?
With a bible belt.
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May your day be as spectacular as me.
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The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened?
It didn’t work out.
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This morning, my son said his ear hurt and I asked, “On the inside or outside?”
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says, “Both.”
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How Chuck Norris plays golf?
He stares at the ball and the ball goes into the hole to hide.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Coal.”
“Coal, who?”
“Coal me when Santa’s on his way.”
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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months on his calendar?
Because he lost May.
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Why did Pluto have to go to the dentist?
Because he spotted some black holes.
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Why are short people better than tall people?
They are more down to earth.
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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.
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