I know it’s 3 meals a day.
But how many should I eat at night?
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Did you hear about the Mormon cat with a speech impediment?
He had nine wives.
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What do you call an Asian electrician who is skinny?
Light Ning.
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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, “Order!”
So I replied, “Fried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.”
Now I’m being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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I saw a blue crab today.
It was quite a claw-some sight.
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A Mormon walks into a bar and says, “I’m with the Utah Liquor Control Department, prepare for a fifteen-hour compliance audit.”
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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.
But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
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What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?
A cheesy pickup line.
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What is a Mormon missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
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What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?
This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into.
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Student: “Teacher, is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?“
Teacher: “Of course. Why should that day be an exception?”
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It’s said that Jesus could walk on water...
That’s nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
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My friend had mushrooms during the party.
Now he’s a fun-gi.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn on the light.
He turns off the dark.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
Stock boy: “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
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I’ve been programming too much.
I can barely cout of my eyes.
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I looked at the bottom of a tuna tin and it said “Best Before Date”.
I thought, “No, it isn’t.”
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What’s a Gen Z’er’s favorite punctuation mark?
The LOL emoji.
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What do love and fatty foods have in common?
They both go straight for your heart!
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