Why doesn’t Spider-Man like rice?
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Coal.”
“Coal, who?”
“Coal me when Santa’s on his way.”
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Why don’t fish like playing basketball?
They are terrified of nets.
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My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry.
So I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong.
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Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors.
It’s always the first to rose and shine.
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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”
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An ergonomic workspace is really important while working from home.
That’s why my couch now has a Pilates ball as a footrest.
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Instead of traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow should run for Congress as they lack a heart, mind, and courage.
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I really want to start a donut shop.
But I don’t have enough dough.
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The boss said I should go home because I really don’t look good.
I don’t know if I should be happy to get the extra rest, or just offended.
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You have 30 chocolate bars. You eat 20 in 1 day. What do you have now?
Diabetes.
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Why are all these YouTubers asking me to like Cher?
Is it her birthday or something?
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What is the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Their seasoning.
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Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
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How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
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Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft paint.
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Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service.
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Programming is 10% writing code.
And 90% understanding why it’s not working.
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Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
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Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.
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