What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
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Why did the planet Uranus join a band?
It wanted to planet self in rhythm.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ginger.”
“Ginger, who?”
“The Ginger Bread Man!”
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What legend haunts the land of Sushi?
The ghost of Sushima.
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What do you put in a female balloon?
Shelium.
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A doctor and an archeologist start flirting.
After a while of, the doctor asks: “What do you do for a living?”
“I’m an archeologist,” she answers.
The doctor responds: “Then I guess this isn’t going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people.”
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What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
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I am sweating like a cactus in a greenhouse.
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Guess why elephants always get the first word?
Because their opinion carries a lot of weight!
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Chuck Norris died yesterday.
No worries, he’s much better already.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sue.”
“Sue, who?”
“Sue-prize! Happy Halloween!”
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Why should you be quiet inside a pharmacy?
You might wake the sleeping pills.
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On 4 July, what do you get when you put a photo of America in a locket?
Then it becomes in-da-pendant.
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I once saw a couple of coders get into a fight.
It was so vicious, they almost made physical contact.
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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”
He said, “Try the ATM outside.”
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Baby Yoda’s first word...
Probably came after his second word.
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Why should you marry an Egyptian woman?
They make great mummies.
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What would donuts’ favorite drink be?
The hole-y water.
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My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg.
It was a flop.
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Good morning to someone who starts each day by asking the important questions of life: Can I eat leftover pizza for breakfast?
Have a great day!
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