What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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What did the constipated hot dog say?
Muuussttuurrrdd!!
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What would you call Israel if it disappeared away?
Wasreal.
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What’s the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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Thought I saw my first super hero today. He was sprinting down the street wearing a cape.
Turns out, he hadn’t paid for his haircut.
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Why are jokes about suicide bombers are not funny.
Well for starters, their delivery is just everywhere.
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Your ears are so big if I blew a hairdryer in your face you’d take off.
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What do you call a female crab who is also single?
Ms. Shell.
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It’s always coming but never comes, can you guess what it is?
Tomorrow.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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Why do people ignore filled donuts?
Because they are just full of themselves.
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What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?
A tattoo.
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?
First he’ll bellowulf at you, then he’ll shakespeare.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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I was depressed in my job as a guillotine operator.
I just couldn’t see myself getting ahead in life with that job.
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Yo mama’s so fat that carbonite was encased in her.
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