Gen Z should change their name to Quaranteens.
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So hot dog, we meat again.
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Chuck Norris can clap with one hand!
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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
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An engineer, a scientist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are hiking through the hills of Scotland, when they see a lone black sheep in a field.
The engineer says, “What do you know, it looks like the sheep around here are black.”
The scientist looks at him skeptically and replies, “Well, at least SOME of them are.”
The mathematician considers this for a moment and replies, “Well, at least ONE of them is.”
Then the philosopher turns to them and says, “Well, at least ON ONE SIDE.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ginger.”
“Ginger, who?”
“The Ginger Bread Man!”
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A group chat in messenger.
Frank: “The party starts at 7 pm! We’ll have a BBQ so I was wondering if anyone was vegetarian?”
Karen: “I am! That’s so sweet of you to ask.”
Frank removed Karen from the chat.
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My son is three years old and I took him shopping.
When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket.
Now, I didn’t buy it and he certainly didn’t buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping center and went to the jewelers.
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A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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Why can’t two ghosts make out?
They go right through each other.
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What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
Pop!
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Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s no mush-room.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bean.”
“Bean, who?”
“Bean awhile since I’ve seen you!”
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My girlfriend asked me, “When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”
I told her, “Don’t be silly. It would take ages to get there.”
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Yo mama so ugly, she scares off more boys than Taylor Swift.
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There are no jokes about Chuck Norris.
It’s all true.
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I learn a lot in meetings.
For instance, did you know that by bending a paper clip once, you can make a pretty cool ‘S’?
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The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
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I hate it when my blue jeans fade.
They’re not feeling so blue anymore.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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