How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
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I am sweating like a Christian in a science class.
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What happens to corny jokesters who get jailed on April Fools’ Day?
They go to the pun-itentiary.
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What is a NASA office worker’s favorite part of the workday?
Launchtime.
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think it’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? How?
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This young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting non-stop.
The girl can’t stand the smell and says, “Stop that! It’s disgusting!”
The guy says, “Don’t blame me, it’s the dog.”
“Don’t blame him,” says the girl. “He was cooked perfectly.”
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Why do birds fly south for the fall?
Because it’s quicker than walking.
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A leprechaun walks into a bar...
I guess it wasn’t set very high.
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Did you hear about the physicist who was reading a great book on anti-gravity?
He couldn’t put it down.
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Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies?
She was taken in by the coppers.
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Let me tell you how I became a millionaire.
First, I bought one apple for a dollar with my savings.
Then I went out on the street and sold it there for two dollars.
With the two dollars I bought two apples for 1 dollar each and again sold them for 2 dollars each.
Now I had 4 dollars and was able to buy 4 apples, which, you may have guessed, I sold for 2 dollars each.
Now I had 8 dollars and I bought 8 apples and so on and so on.
A few days later my aunt died and I inherited her assets.
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Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It’s the depth charges.
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What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
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When the Tooth fairy comes to your house, she takes your tooth and gives you money.
When Chuck Norris comes to your house, he breaks your tooth and takes your money.
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What do Saiyans wear to the beach?
Trunks.
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Why do hardcore raiders smell?
Because they never wipe.
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Why was the HVAC guy fired?
Management was uncool about his performance.
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I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
They smell just like burned toast.
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What does the sun drink out of?
Sun-glasses.
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Yo momma is so smelly even Banthas want to run away from her as fast as possible.
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