Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot.
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When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that.
But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:
“OH, OK.”
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What do you call an underwater Dunken’ Donuts?
Sunken Donuts.
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Bride, please put your left hand flat on the table.
Groom, please place your hand on top of hers.
Enjoy this moment, groom, because it’s the first and last time in your marriage that you’ll have the upper hand.
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Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.
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A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar.
The bartender immediately tells them, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
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I don’t like people who do not cover their mouths and noses when they sneeze.
These people make me sick.
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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.
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You’re so short that you can save on rent by living in a doll’s house.
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What do you call an amazing day up a mountain?
A peak experience.
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How do I eat consciously?
You try not to lose consciousness when eating.
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I might have gotten the flu in China.
Well, WHO cares?
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Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving?
Because they don’t have to worry about buying Christmas presents.
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Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common.
Both of their last names are strange.
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Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman.
I guess you better call me.
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Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today,” said the boy.
“Why not, son?”
“Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
“But why don’t you want to go today?”
“Because our English teacher died yesterday!”
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I never knew what happiness was until I got married.
And then it was too late.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Turnip.”
“Turnip, who?”
“Turnip the radio, please!”
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