Why did the daughter start eating donuts?
Because her mother said, “You better eat hole foods.”
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf.”
And the doctor says, “Can you describe the symptoms.”
And he says, “Yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.”
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Doctor: “I’ve got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live.”
Patient: “What could be worse news than that?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to contact you for the last 6 days.”
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Hi, is your name Sony?
Because I’m Spider-Man, and baby, I’m all yours...
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Why do toadstools grow so close together?
They don’t need mush-room.
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If bats could talk, what would they say about the coronavirus?
Now you know how it feels to have your world turned upside down!
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip it looks like Ewoks having a party when she talks.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
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Yo mama’s so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca’s cousin.
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I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway.
Just in case there’s a traffic jam.
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The ocean was feeling blue.
So I told her to sea the brighter side.
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My wallet is like an onion.
Whenever I open it my eyes tear up.
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Why won’t my motorbike run?
Because it’s two tired.
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What’s the difference between retail workers and turkeys?
We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.
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I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work on a Minion Day.
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Why did the boy stop eating donuts?
Because he got bored with the hole thing.
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What is Spider-Man’s favorite online music app?
Spot-a-fly.
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What is Loki’s least favorite day of the week?
Thor’s Day.
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I just found out that the UK doesn’t have a kidney bank.
But at least it has a Liverpool.
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
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