What do you call an Arabic dairy farmer?
A milk sheikh.
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My dad once told me that it is not the size of the nose that matters but what is inside it.
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Why did the real estate agent fail to sell the house next to a horse stable?
Because his clients were worried about the neigh-bors.
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When the student asked the history teacher what questions would be there for the history exam, she answered “The past”.
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I’m writing a book about reverse psychology.
Please don’t buy it.
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Why did the cat like eating lemons?
Because he was a sourpuss.
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Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’m searching for.
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Why did the blood-sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic.
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It’s so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
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Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
Because he’s a fun-gi.
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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
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Why do vegans lose their eyesight earlier than meat-eaters?
From reading all those tiny ingredient labels.
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Why did the Roblox character get arrested?
He was caught brick-handed.
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Yo mama’s so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.
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Why did the man who couldn’t grow a beard tape a rabbit to his face?
Then he would get the facial hare he always wanted.
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Why didn’t the octopus fight the shark?
Because he was spineless.
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I figured out the ending of Joker.
It’s the names of the people who worked on the movie.
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When should you wear flip-flop sandals?
On a Toesday.
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You’re so observant, would you like me to pat you on your back?
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Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants.
I’m not doing it for you. I’m doing it for me, because it’s comfortable.
Who cares if you can see my balls?
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