Zombie Jokes



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Zombie Jokes


What do zombie actors do before they perform?

They re-hearse.

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Why do zombies speak Latin?

Because it’s a dead language.

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How do zombies eat healthier?

They switch to vegetarians.

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What do you call a zombie that writes the music?

Decomposer.

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What does it take to become a zombie?

Deadication.

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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

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Teenager (noun) – someone who is well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse, but not ready for tomorrow’s math test.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it’s Halloween...

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What did people say when the headless horseman started dating a zombie?

He’s lost his head!

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Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

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Yo mama so stupid the zombies walked past her because they didn’t smell any brains.

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Yo mama so fat she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

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