Enjoy our team's carefully selected Your... So Ugly Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo sister so ugly her pillow cries at night.
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Your sister is so ugly when she sits on the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Your sister is so ugly when she was born your mom said, “What a treasure!”
And your dad said, “Yes, let’s bury it.”
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Your sister is so ugly when she goes to the bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
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Yo daddy is so ugly they shot a film called “Gorillas in the Mist” in his shower.
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Yo daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house, the police arrested him for littering.
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Yo daddy is so ugly he has nightmares about himself.
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Yo daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo daddy so ugly yo momma first saw him at the zoo.
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Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the nurse said, “I think it is a child...”
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Yo mama so ugly Instagram tagged her selfies “explicit content’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly they push her face in the dough to make Ugnaught cookies.
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Yo mama so ugly when she watches TV the channels change themselves.
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Yo mama so ugly the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
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Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!
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Your mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals".
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Your mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
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Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Your mama is so ugly she made One Direction go in another direction.
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Your momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror the reflection ducks!
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Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.
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