Your... So Fat Jokes



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Your... So Fat Jokes


Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo, they thought the elephants escaped.

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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.

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Yo daddy so fat when God said “let there be light”, he asked him to move out of the way.

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Yo sister so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone she’s in.

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Yo sister so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

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Your sister is so fat her Apple Watch is an iPad Pro on a rope.

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Yo sister so fat she’s the reason London Bridge is falling down.

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Yo sister so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire.

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Yo daddy so fat when he went to school, he sat next to everybody.

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Yo mama so fat she needs a CDL to drive her wheelchair.

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Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “We are family ...”

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Yo mama so fat her preferred pronoun is they.

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Yo Mama so fat when she was approaching the McDonald’s they closed due to an earthquake.

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Yo mama so fat when she jumped people got an earthquake alert on their phones.

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Yo mamma so fat when she went on a diet she ended world hunger.

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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said “a mosquito”.

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Your Momma is so fat she takes her picture with Google Earth.

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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.

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Yo mama so fat, she sweats butter and syrup, and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her forehead.

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Yo mama so fat when I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.

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Yo mama so fat NASA thought she was a planet.

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Yo mama so fat her belt is the equator.

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Yo mama so fat every time she took a step it caused an earthquake.

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Yo mama so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday.

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Yo mama so fat Donald Trump used her as the border wall.

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Yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad!

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

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Yo mama so fat she fed an entire zombie apocalypse.

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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.

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Yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.

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Yo mama so fat when she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out “taxi!”.

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Yo mama so fat her school pictures were taken by a satellite.

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Yo mama so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide.

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Yo mama so fat not even Superman can lift her.

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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

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Your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there were 4 quarters.

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Your mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says “to be continued”.

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Your mama so fat she gets group insurance!

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Your mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!

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Yo mama’s so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

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Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

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Yo mama’s so fat I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

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