You So Fat Jokes



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You So Fat Jokes


Youโ€™re so fat when you perch a penny, Lincoln screams.

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Youโ€™re so fat the scale signals โ€œI need a Breakโ€ when you move on it.

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Youโ€™re so fat you can use Google Maps to find your own belly button.

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Youโ€™re so fat when you visit the circus, they give you a job.

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Youโ€™re so fat you got stuck when you dove into the Grand Canyon.

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Youโ€™re so fat your shadow weight of your shadow is 50 pounds.

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Youโ€™re so fat your neck is wider than your head.

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Youโ€™re so fat that when you fell over, the ambulance had to bring a crane.

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Youโ€™re so fat when you walk, everyone yells โ€œEARTHQUAKE!!โ€.

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Youโ€™re so fat that the only job interview question they ask is if you can fit through the door.

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Youโ€™re so fat that when you get on a scale, it says โ€˜We donโ€™t do livestockโ€™.

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Youโ€™re so fat the only thing to compare you to is an elephant.

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Youโ€™re so fat you canโ€™t even see your own feet.

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You are so fat when you walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you.

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Youโ€™re so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed in the morning.

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