Enjoy our team's carefully selected You So Fat Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
You’re so fat when you perch a penny, Lincoln screams.
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You’re so fat the scale signals “I need a Break” when you move on it.
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You’re so fat you can use Google Maps to find your own belly button.
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You’re so fat when you visit the circus, they give you a job.
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You’re so fat you got stuck when you dove into the Grand Canyon.
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You’re so fat your shadow weight of your shadow is 50 pounds.
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You’re so fat your neck is wider than your head.
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You’re so fat that when you fell over, the ambulance had to bring a crane.
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You’re so fat when you walk, everyone yells “EARTHQUAKE!!”.
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You’re so fat that the only job interview question they ask is if you can fit through the door.
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You’re so fat that when you get on a scale, it says ‘We don’t do livestock’.
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You’re so fat the only thing to compare you to is an elephant.
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You’re so fat you can’t even see your own feet.
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You are so fat when you walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you.
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You’re so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed in the morning.
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