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Yoga Jokes


Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.

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Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants.

I’m not doing it for you. I’m doing it for me, because it’s comfortable.

Who cares if you can see my balls?

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My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing.

But I mean, 41 years, still alive.

I kinda got it.

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Doctor: β€œYes, what is it I can do for you?”

Blond: β€œDoctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?”

Doctor: β€œThe fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is.”

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I signed up for yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.

She really bends over backwards for us.

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The other day my yoga instructor turned up to the class drunk.

I was put in quite an awkward position.

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I would like to start doing yoga but I can never find the time to.

I am not very flexible.

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What do you call someone doing yoga with the flu?

Sick and twisted.

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A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow, β€œWhat the heck are you doing down there?”

And the fellow shouts back, β€œYoga!”

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