Yoda Jokes



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Yoda Jokes


What does Yoda say when he is drunk?

β€œDear me, it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantity to impair my speech.”

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What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?

May divorce be with you.

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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Because he has green fingers.

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What is Yoda’s preferred seat on an aeroplane?

Next to a Windu.

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Baby Yoda’s first word...

Probably came after his second word.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

β€œHDMI.”

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Why did Yoda cross the road?

Because the chickens forced him to.

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Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?

He’s a little short.

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Yo momma’s so old she changed Yoda’s first diaper.

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Yo momma’s so fat Yoda couldn’t use the Force to move her.

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