Enjoy our team's carefully selected Yoda Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Yoda.”
“Yoda, who?”
“Yoda one getting older today!”
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What does Yoda say when he is drunk?
“Dear me, it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantity to impair my speech.”
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What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?
May divorce be with you.
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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has green fingers.
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What is Yoda’s preferred seat on an aeroplane?
Next to a Windu.
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Baby Yoda’s first word...
Probably came after his second word.
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
“HDMI.”
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Why did Yoda cross the road?
Because the chickens forced him to.
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Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
He’s a little short.
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Yo momma’s so old she changed Yoda’s first diaper.
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Yo momma’s so fat Yoda couldn’t use the Force to move her.
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