Your Mama So Short Jokes
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Your Mama So Short Jokes
Your mamaβs so short she sat on a coin and her feet didnβt touch the ground.
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Your mama is so short she doesnβt roll dice she pushes them.
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Your mama so short she gotta use an elevator to go up each step.
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Your mommaβs hair is so short she curls the hair with a grain of rice.
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Your mamaβs so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille OβNeal.
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Your mamaβs so short that she has to look up to look down.
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Your mamaβs so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
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Your mamaβs so short that she can play handball on the curb.
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Your mama so short she sleeps in a mini house.
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Your mama so short she needs a ladder to touch the ground.
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Your mommaβs so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!
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Your momma so short she is the original Q-tip.
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Your mamaβs so short you can make a life-size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
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Your mamaβs so short that when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
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Your mama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.
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Your mamaβs so short that she can run track around the toilet!
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Your mamaβs so short that when I was dissinβ her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
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Your mamaβs so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Your mamaβs so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
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Your mamaβs so short that she can limbo under the door.
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Your mamaβs so short that her homies are the Keebler Elves.
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Your mamaβs so short during the election Donald Trump accidentally stepped on her and he thought he stepped on a brownieο»Ώ.
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Your mamaβs so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didnβt touch the ground.
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Your mamaβs so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Your mama so short she went under Trumpβs wallο»Ώ.
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Your mama so short she doesnβt need the door cause she can get through the mouse hole.
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Your mama so short when she got in the car she couldnβt reach the steering wheel.
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Your mama so short she thought the cracks in the sidewalk were part of a maze.
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Your mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
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Your mama is so small she hangs glides on a Doritos!
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Your mama so short you can see her feet on her driverβs license.
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Yo Mama Jokes: Star Wars
Yo mommaβs so fat she carries her pet Bantha in her purse.
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Yo mommaβs cooking is so bad Jabba wouldnβt feed it to Salacious Crumb.
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Yo mamma is so ugly that not even Ewoks will let her into their clan.
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Yo mommaβs so fat she dribbled the Death Star.
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Yo mommaβs so old she changed Yodaβs first diaper.
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Yo mommaβs so ugly they push her face in the dough to make Ugnaught cookies.
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Yo mommaβs so fat Yoda couldnβt use the Force to move her.
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Yo mommaβs so fat she could put Coruscant out of orbit.
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Yo mamaβs so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbaccaβs cousin.
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Yo mamaβs so dumb she thought a lightsaber has fewer calories!
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Yo momma is so fat you have to make two lightspeed jumps just to get on her good side.
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Yo mamaβs back is so hairy it looks like sheβs giving Chewbacca a piggyback ride.
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Yo mama so fat that they covered her and used her as a death star.
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Yo mommaβs so big when she tripped in Mos Eisley she landed in Mos Espa.
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Yo mama so fat that the Sarlaac Pit couldnβt eat her!
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Yo momma so fat when she farts scientists on Tatooine think the star around Coruscant just went supernova.
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Yo mamaβs so stupid Kylo Ren couldnβt force read her mind!
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Yo mommaβs so hairy she looks like she has two Ewoks in a headlock.
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Yo mama is so old she trained Yadaβs master in the force!
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Yo momma is so fat she makes Jabba look like Calista Flockhart.
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Yo mamaβs so hairy that people run up to her and say βChewbacca, can I get your autograph?β.
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Yo mommaβs so ugly she makes a Gammorrean seem like an attractive date.
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Yo mama so stupid Jar Jar questioned her existence!
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Yo mamaβs so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.
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Yo mama so fat she pooped out the Death Star!
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Yo mammaβs so fat that the Sarlacc rejected her as dinner.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that even the Death Star couldnβt blow her up!
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Yo mamaβs so ugly that they didnβt give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
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Yo mama is so fat she did the Kessel run instantly because she is on both sides of it.
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Yo mama is so tall the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.
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Yo mama so fat and ugly she didnβt need a suit to play Jamba the Hutt.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip it looks like Ewoks having a party when she talks.
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Yo mommaβs so hairy when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said βITβS CHEWBACCA!β.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that carbonite was encased in her.
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Yo mommaβs so fat she uses Kamonians as toothpicks.
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Yo mamaβs so fat and full of bush the Wookiees named their planet after her!
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Yo mamaβs so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.
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Yo mammaβs so fat she canβt go to a spaceport because x-wings keep trying to land on her back.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.
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Yo mamaβs so dumb she wasnβt looking for the droids in the first place!
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Yo mammaβs so ugly Rancors look at her and go βDamn, dude, sheβs UGLY!β.
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Yo mama so fat Obi-Wan Kenobi said βThatβs no moonβthatβs Yo mama!β.
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Yo mommaβs so black when she turned to the dark side the Sith became Jedis.
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Yo mammaβs so fat I saw her using a Star Destroyer as an ironing board.
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Yo mamaβs so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!
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Yo mamaβs so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a Jedi mind trick!
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Yo mammaβs so stupid she thought Darth Maul was a place to shop.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that even stormtroopers canβt miss her.
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Yo mamaβs so fat when Vader cut off her hand gravy would have come out had it not been cauterized by the lightsaber.
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Yo mamaβs so hairy that when she was born she looked like Chewbacca!
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Yo mamaβs so ugly that Wuher said βWe donβt serve your kind hereβ.
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Yo moma is so fat Luke Skywalker that yo moma was the Death Star.
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Yo mommaβs so stupid that she thinks Jar Jar is filled with Peanut Butter Peanut Butter!
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Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a red lightsaber was a red chili and ate it.
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Yo mamaβs so fat Jabba the Hutt said βHargh!β.
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Yo mamaβs so flatulent that she forced the sand people out of a single file.
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Yo momma so ugly she makes even The Rancor cry.
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Yo mammaβs so ugly they cut her Cantina scenes in Star Wars.
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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.
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Yo momβs so fat Luke couldnβt believe she wasnβt a moon!
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Yo mommaβs so fat the Millenium Falcon can hide in her belly button.
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Yo mama so fat that Wedge Antilles said βLook at the size of that thing!β.
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Yo mamma so hairy that Han Solo mistaken her for Chewbackaο»Ώ.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that she looks like Jabba the Hut before picture.
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Yo momma so stupid she thought parsec was a unit of time.
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Yo momma is so dumb she makes Gungans look smart.
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Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
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Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that the Kaminoans couldnβt use her as a host for clones since they couldnβt pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.
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Yo momma so black she makes Lando Calrissian look like Casper.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that even the Death Star orbited her before Endor.
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Yo mammaβs so fat I thought sheβd have Princess Leia on a leash beside her.
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Yo momma so fat she prevents ships from going to hyperspace.
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Yo mamaβs so fat her durasteel armor has stretch marks!
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Yo mamaβs so fat that people on the Millenium Falcon keep saying βThatβs no moonβ.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.
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Yo mommaβs so smelly it would make a Hutt smell good.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Starβs reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.
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Yo mamaβs so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
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Yo momma so dumb Jar Jar has a higher IQ than her.
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Yo momma is so smelly even Banthas want to run away from her as fast as possible.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.
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Yo momma so dumb she picked Jar Jar as her ambassador.
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Yo momma is so fat The Whole Death Star can use her as a protection shield.
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You So Short Jokes
Youβre so short that you need to put on stilts to drive a car to reach the pedal.
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Youβre so short that you had to use a toothpick to compete in the javelin.
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Youβre so short that I canβt see you behind the last remaining pea on your plate.
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Youβre so short that Michelangelo could make a life-size sculpture of you with 1 can of play-dough.
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Youβre so short that when you get angry at people for making fun of you, all you can do is bite their ankles.
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You are so short that you can do push-ups underneath a closed door.
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You are so short you fell from curb and nearly dies.
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Youβre so short that you can save on rent by living in a dollβs house.
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Youβre so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
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Youβre so short you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
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Youβre so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
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Youβre so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
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Your So Short Comebacks
Thanks! I hadnβt noticed.
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Iβm still taller than your IQ.
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Youβre so observant, would you like me to pat you on your back?
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Yep, thatβs one of the reasons why Iβm so popular.
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You call it short, but I call it down-to-earth.
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Yeah, and whatβs the weather like up there?
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Thereβs a reason that giraffes arenβt the king of the jungle.
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From my viewpoint, it looks like it sucks to be up there.
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The taller you are, the harder youβll fall.
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If I wanted to be taller, Iβd just wear higher shoes. This is the height I want to be at.
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And you resemble a pole.
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Really? Way to spot the obvious Einstein!
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Shouldnβt you be minding your business and looking out for low flying objects?
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Iβm not short, Iβm concentrated awesome.
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I may be short, but short people can wear heels, ugly just canβt be fixed.
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Havenβt you heard? All good things come in small packages.
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Yeah, god only lets things grow until theyβre perfect.
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