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Yo Mama So Short Jokes


Your Mama So Short Jokes



Your mama’s so short she sat on a coin and her feet didn’t touch the ground.

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Your mama is so short she doesn’t roll dice she pushes them.

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Your mama so short she gotta use an elevator to go up each step.

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Your momma’s hair is so short she curls the hair with a grain of rice.

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Your mama’s so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O’Neal.

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Your mama’s so short that she has to look up to look down.

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Your mama’s so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.

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Your mama’s so short that she can play handball on the curb.

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Your mama so short she sleeps in a mini house.

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Your mama so short she needs a ladder to touch the ground.

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Your momma’s so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!

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Your momma so short she is the original Q-tip.

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Your mama’s so short you can make a life-size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.

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Your mama’s so short that when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.

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Your mama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.

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Your mama’s so short that she can run track around the toilet!

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Your mama’s so short that when I was dissin’ her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

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Your mama’s so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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Your mama’s so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

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Your mama’s so short that she can limbo under the door.

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Your mama’s so short that her homies are the Keebler Elves.

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Your mama’s so short during the election Donald Trump accidentally stepped on her and he thought he stepped on a brownieο»Ώ.

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Your mama’s so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn’t touch the ground.

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Your mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed.

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Your mama so short she went under Trump’s wallο»Ώ.

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Your mama so short she doesn’t need the door cause she can get through the mouse hole.

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Your mama so short when she got in the car she couldn’t reach the steering wheel.

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Your mama so short she thought the cracks in the sidewalk were part of a maze.

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Your mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.

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Your mama is so small she hangs glides on a Doritos!

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Your mama so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

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Yo Mama Jokes: Star Wars



Yo momma’s so fat she carries her pet Bantha in her purse.

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Yo momma’s cooking is so bad Jabba wouldn’t feed it to Salacious Crumb.

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Yo mamma is so ugly that not even Ewoks will let her into their clan.

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Yo momma’s so fat she dribbled the Death Star.

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Yo momma’s so old she changed Yoda’s first diaper.

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Yo momma’s so ugly they push her face in the dough to make Ugnaught cookies.

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Yo momma’s so fat Yoda couldn’t use the Force to move her.

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Yo momma’s so fat she could put Coruscant out of orbit.

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Yo mama’s so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca’s cousin.

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Yo mama’s so dumb she thought a lightsaber has fewer calories!

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Yo momma is so fat you have to make two lightspeed jumps just to get on her good side.

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Yo mama’s back is so hairy it looks like she’s giving Chewbacca a piggyback ride.

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Yo mama so fat that they covered her and used her as a death star.

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Yo momma’s so big when she tripped in Mos Eisley she landed in Mos Espa.

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Yo mama so fat that the Sarlaac Pit couldn’t eat her!

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Yo momma so fat when she farts scientists on Tatooine think the star around Coruscant just went supernova.

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Yo mama’s so stupid Kylo Ren couldn’t force read her mind!

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Yo momma’s so hairy she looks like she has two Ewoks in a headlock.

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Yo mama is so old she trained Yada’s master in the force!

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Yo momma is so fat she makes Jabba look like Calista Flockhart.

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Yo mama’s so hairy that people run up to her and say β€œChewbacca, can I get your autograph?”.

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Yo momma’s so ugly she makes a Gammorrean seem like an attractive date.

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Yo mama so stupid Jar Jar questioned her existence!

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Yo mama’s so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.

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Yo mama so fat she pooped out the Death Star!

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Yo mamma’s so fat that the Sarlacc rejected her as dinner.

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Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star couldn’t blow her up!

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Yo mama’s so ugly that they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

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Yo mama is so fat she did the Kessel run instantly because she is on both sides of it.

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Yo mama is so tall the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly she didn’t need a suit to play Jamba the Hutt.

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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip it looks like Ewoks having a party when she talks.

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Yo momma’s so hairy when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said β€œIT’S CHEWBACCA!”.

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Yo mama’s so fat that carbonite was encased in her.

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Yo momma’s so fat she uses Kamonians as toothpicks.

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Yo mama’s so fat and full of bush the Wookiees named their planet after her!

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Yo mama’s so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she can’t go to a spaceport because x-wings keep trying to land on her back.

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Yo mama’s so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.

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Yo mama’s so dumb she wasn’t looking for the droids in the first place!

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Yo mamma’s so ugly Rancors look at her and go β€œDamn, dude, she’s UGLY!”.

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Yo mama so fat Obi-Wan Kenobi said β€œThat’s no moonβ€”that’s Yo mama!”.

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Yo momma’s so black when she turned to the dark side the Sith became Jedis.

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Yo mamma’s so fat I saw her using a Star Destroyer as an ironing board.

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Yo mama’s so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!

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Yo mama’s so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a Jedi mind trick!

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Yo mamma’s so stupid she thought Darth Maul was a place to shop.

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Yo mama’s so fat that even stormtroopers can’t miss her.

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Yo mama’s so fat when Vader cut off her hand gravy would have come out had it not been cauterized by the lightsaber.

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Yo mama’s so hairy that when she was born she looked like Chewbacca!

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Yo mama’s so ugly that Wuher said β€œWe don’t serve your kind here”.

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Yo moma is so fat Luke Skywalker that yo moma was the Death Star.

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Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks Jar Jar is filled with Peanut Butter Peanut Butter!

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Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a red lightsaber was a red chili and ate it.

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Yo mama’s so fat Jabba the Hutt said β€œHargh!”.

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Yo mama’s so flatulent that she forced the sand people out of a single file.

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Yo momma so ugly she makes even The Rancor cry.

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Yo mamma’s so ugly they cut her Cantina scenes in Star Wars.

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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.

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Yo mom’s so fat Luke couldn’t believe she wasn’t a moon!

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Yo momma’s so fat the Millenium Falcon can hide in her belly button.

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Yo mama so fat that Wedge Antilles said β€œLook at the size of that thing!”.

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Yo mamma so hairy that Han Solo mistaken her for Chewbackaο»Ώ.

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Yo mama’s so fat that she looks like Jabba the Hut before picture.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought parsec was a unit of time.

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Yo momma is so dumb she makes Gungans look smart.

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Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!

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Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

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Yo mama’s so fat that the Kaminoans couldn’t use her as a host for clones since they couldn’t pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.

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Yo momma so black she makes Lando Calrissian look like Casper.

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Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star orbited her before Endor.

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Yo mamma’s so fat I thought she’d have Princess Leia on a leash beside her.

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Yo momma so fat she prevents ships from going to hyperspace.

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Yo mama’s so fat her durasteel armor has stretch marks!

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Yo mama’s so fat that people on the Millenium Falcon keep saying β€œThat’s no moon”.

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Yo mama’s so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.

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Yo momma’s so smelly it would make a Hutt smell good.

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Yo mama’s so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star’s reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.

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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.

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Yo mama’s so fat she blew up the Deathstar.

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Yo momma so dumb Jar Jar has a higher IQ than her.

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Yo momma is so smelly even Banthas want to run away from her as fast as possible.

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Yo mama’s so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.

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Yo momma so dumb she picked Jar Jar as her ambassador.

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Yo momma is so fat The Whole Death Star can use her as a protection shield.

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You So Short Jokes



You’re so short that you need to put on stilts to drive a car to reach the pedal.

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You’re so short that you had to use a toothpick to compete in the javelin.

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You’re so short that I can’t see you behind the last remaining pea on your plate.

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You’re so short that Michelangelo could make a life-size sculpture of you with 1 can of play-dough.

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You’re so short that when you get angry at people for making fun of you, all you can do is bite their ankles.

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You are so short that you can do push-ups underneath a closed door.

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You are so short you fell from curb and nearly dies.

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You’re so short that you can save on rent by living in a doll’s house.

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You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

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You’re so short you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

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You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.

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You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

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Your So Short Comebacks



Thanks! I hadn’t noticed.

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I’m still taller than your IQ.

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You’re so observant, would you like me to pat you on your back?

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Yep, that’s one of the reasons why I’m so popular.

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You call it short, but I call it down-to-earth.

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Yeah, and what’s the weather like up there?

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There’s a reason that giraffes aren’t the king of the jungle.

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From my viewpoint, it looks like it sucks to be up there.

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The taller you are, the harder you’ll fall.

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If I wanted to be taller, I’d just wear higher shoes. This is the height I want to be at.

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And you resemble a pole.

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Really? Way to spot the obvious Einstein!

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Shouldn’t you be minding your business and looking out for low flying objects?

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I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.

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I may be short, but short people can wear heels, ugly just can’t be fixed.

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Haven’t you heard? All good things come in small packages.

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Yeah, god only lets things grow until they’re perfect.

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