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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says βExpiredβ.
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Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.
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Yo mama so old her first Christmas was The First Christmas.
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Yo mama so old her first cruise was on Noahβs Ark.
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Yo mama so old her first pet was from Jurassic Park.
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Yo mama so old not even the time stone could make her young.
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Yo Mama is so old sheβs got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
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Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.
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Your mama so old she farts dust!
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Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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Your mama so old when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
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Your mama so old her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!
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Yo mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
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Yo momma is so old I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.
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Yo momma so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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Yo Mama is so old Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
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