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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, βExpiredβ.
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Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder.
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Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was The First Christmas.
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Yo mama so old, her first cruise was on Noahβs Ark.
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Yo mama so old, her first pet was from Jurassic Park.
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Yo mama so old, not even the time stone could make her young.
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Yo Mama is so old, sheβs got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
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Yo mama so old, she rode dinosaurs to school.
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Your mama so old, she farts dust!
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Your mama so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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Your mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
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Your mama so old, her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it!
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Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
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Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.
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Yo momma so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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Yo Mama is so old, Adam and Eve were at her graduation ceremony.
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Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
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