Enjoy our team's carefully selected Yo Mama So Fat Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops.
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Your mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and when she got up there was 4 quarters.
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Your mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, “to be continued.”
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Your mama so fat, she gets group insurance!
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Your mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Yo mama is so fat, that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
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Yo momma so fat, she can’t reach her back pocket.
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Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
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