Enjoy our team's carefully selected Yo Daddy Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo daddy is so dumb he got hit by a parked car.
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Yo daddy is so dumb when he jumps the fence, the gate was open.
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Yo daddy is so dumb he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
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Yo daddy is so dumb the computer said “press any key to continue”, and he was looking for the any key BUTTON.
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Yo daddy is so dumb he sold his car for gas money.
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Yo daddy is so ugly they shot a film called “Gorillas in the Mist” in his shower.
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Yo daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house, the police arrested him for littering.
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Yo daddy is so ugly he has nightmares about himself.
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Yo daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo, they thought the elephants escaped.
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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.
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Yo daddy so fat when God said “let there be light”, he asked him to move out of the way.
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Yo daddy so drunk his breath gave you liver failure.
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Yo daddy so bald his head shines like a bright diamond.
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Yo daddy so short he can do a back flip underneath the bed.
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Yo daddy so ugly yo momma first saw him at the zoo.
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Yo daddy so drunk his blood type is beer.
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Yo daddy so bald people use his head as a mirror.
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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.
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Yo daddy so hairy the Addams Family thought he was Cousin Itt.
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Yo daddy so weak he needs a spotter to lift a paperclip.
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Yo daddy so wimpy he got a hangover from smelling Listerine.
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Yo daddy so lost he went out to buy milk 18 years ago and hasn’t come back ever since.
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Yo daddy so stupid when he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court!”
He said, “I’ll have a cheeseburger.”
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Yo daddy so fat when he went to school, he sat next to everybody.
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Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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