Yo Daddy Jokes



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Yo Daddy Jokes


Yo daddy is so dumb he got hit by a parked car.

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Yo daddy is so dumb when he jumps the fence, the gate was open.

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Yo daddy is so dumb he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

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Yo daddy is soΒ dumb the computer said β€œpress any key to continue”, and he was looking for the any key BUTTON.

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Yo daddy is so dumb he sold his car for gas money.

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Yo daddy is so ugly they shot a film called β€œGorillas in the Mist” in his shower.

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Yo daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house, the police arrested him for littering.

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Yo daddy is so uglyΒ he has nightmares about himself.

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Yo daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo, they thought the elephants escaped.

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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.

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Yo daddy so fat when God said β€œlet there be light”, he asked him to move out of the way.

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Yo daddy so drunk his breath gave you liver failure.

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Yo daddy so bald his head shines like a bright diamond.

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Yo daddy so short he can do a back flip underneath the bed.

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Yo daddy so ugly yo momma first saw him at the zoo.

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Yo daddy so drunk his blood type is beer.

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Yo daddy so bald people use his head as a mirror.

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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.

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Yo daddy so hairy the Addams Family thought he was Cousin Itt.

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Yo daddy so weak he needs a spotter to lift a paperclip.

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Yo daddy so wimpy he got a hangover from smelling Listerine.

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Yo daddy so lost he went out to buy milk 18 years ago and hasn’t come back ever since.

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Yo daddy so stupid when he went to court and the judge said, β€œOrder in the court!”

He said, β€œI’ll have a cheeseburger.”

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Yo daddy so fat when he went to school, he sat next to everybody.

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Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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