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Ironforge, AP:
The worst accident in Warcraft aviation history occurred early this morning when a flying machine, piloted by an unidentified gnomish aviator, crashed into the graveyard near Thelsamar.
As of reporting time, over 300 bodies have been recovered from the crash site, and we are still digging.
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What do you get when you put an Undead in a bath?
Soup.
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How many paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the ladder and the other to uphold the light.
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How do you know that you play WoW too often?
When your microwave does “DING!” and you reply “GZ!”.
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How do you stop a warrior from charging?
Take away his credit card.
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Arthas and Ulther walk into a room.
Arthas notices a switch on the wall and asks Uther what it’s for.
Uther looks at him and replies, “FOR THE LIGHT!”
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Did you hear about the Tauren and the Gnome that escaped from the Stormwind stockades?
The guards are searching for them high and low.
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Why do hardcore raiders smell?
Because they never wipe.
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I love all these new Forsaken quests.
They’re really jaw-dropping.
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Why couldn’t the Forsaken get across the road?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
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Why are warriors such bad salesmen?
They charge too much.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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