Workplace Jokes



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Workplace Jokes


I told my boss I was feeling blue, so he painted my office the color of the ocean. Now I’m working in a sea of tranquility.

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I just got fired from my new job at the pharmacy.

Apparently β€œdrug free workplace” and β€œfree drug workplace” are not the same thing at all.

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The bathroom door at my workplace has a sign that reads β€œPlease use toilet brush after using the toilet”.

Will it be okay to ask my employer to provide a softer brush so it hurts less?

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My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace.

After a few hours I finally found the exit.

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I heard you have to make a payment when you enter a Microsoft workplace.

They are called bill gates.

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A construction worker lost his hand in an workplace accident.

The insurance company is trying to figure out how it happened, but they can’t quite put their finger on it.

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A lot of airport workers treat workplace sanitation very seriously.

Otherwise, people could catch terminal illnesses.

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This bloke just came in my workplace shouting, β€œVodka, tequila, sambuca!”

I said, β€œOi! I call the shots round here!”

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Did you hear about the guy who’s surrounded by positive people at his workplace?

Yeah, he really hates his work at the infection clinic.

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I’m the life and soul of my workplace.

I work in a morgue.

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What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace?

Melancolleague(s).

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