Work Colleague Jokes



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Work Colleague Jokes


I told my coworker I was going to wear a blue shirt to work.

And he said he was going to wear his blue-suit-of-armor.

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My coworker said that being blue is in his blood.

I asked him if he had been bitten by a smurf.

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Boebert asked her coworker, β€œDo you have any kids?”

β€œYes,” she replied, β€œI have one child that’s just under two.”

Then Boebert said, β€œI might be stupid, but I know how many one is.”

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I told my coworker I was going skydiving Labor Day weekend and he asked how many feet I was diving from.

I looked down at my feet, β€œJust these two.”

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My colleagues took April Fools’ Day pretty seriously this year.

Over a month and a half of going into the office, and they’re all still hiding from me.

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I was on a Zoom meeting just now and my husband needed to go behind me, so he thoughtfully crawled to stay out of the camera, which means instead of seeing him walk by in his pajamas, my coworkers saw him crawl by in his pajamas.

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Zoom meetings is a stupid name, and it’s branded.

We should call it a bit more casual like β€œcoworker video chat” or something shorter, like β€œco-vid”.

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Coworker: β€œDo you ever think about work at home?”

Me: β€œI don’t even think about work at work!”

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I decided to make a witty perfume.

My colleague said the most important component should be the scents of humor.

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There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through.

One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable with his driving.

The colleague asked, β€œWhy do you always drive so fast through intersections?”

To which the statistics teacher responded, β€œWell, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!”

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