Work From Home Jokes
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Work From Home Funny One-Liners
My commute to work today was just awful!
Floor between bedroom and office was really cold.
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An ergonomic workspace is really important while working from home.
That’s why my couch now has a Pilates ball as a footrest.
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The hardest part about working from home is the distractions, my girlfriend never stops talking to me while I’m on my PlayStation.
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I like working from home.
It’s much more comfortable than sleeping in my cubicle.
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A brief rise in suicide is related to the Covid pandemic.
Murderers are working from home.
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Eventually we got the video to work, but now I’m fired.
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At 11 am, my Boss asking me the status of work from home.
But at that time, I am trying to remember who is he.
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Working from home is tough.
I have to coordinate a desktop, a laptop and a handheld.
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Sorry I didn’t respond to your email in a timely fashion.
I literally cannot tell days apart anymore and thought today was two weeks ago.
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I can’t work with idiots.
That’s why I work from home and got rid of all the mirrors.
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The most annoying thing about working from home is awkward Skype calls with clients.
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Home-work grew-up and became work from home.
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I just saw a burglar kick in his own door.
It looks like he was working from home.
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Now that I’m teaching remotely, I can’t reward my students for their good work.
So I tell them to visit my website for cookies instead.
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Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together:
Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on.
In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don’t know what to do about her.
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I’m out of bed and I made it to the keyboard. What more do you want?
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No thanks, pants! I am working from home today.
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I have been working from home since March of last year.
I am an Uber driver.
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I don’t work well under pressure...
...or any other circumstance.
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I get plenty of exercise:
jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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I like work. It fascinates me.
I sit and look at it for hours.
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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
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I’m great at multitasking:
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.
I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.
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How is my husband still late when working from home?
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Work is really interfering with my enjoyment of working from home.
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Working from home:
the place where your hours are made up and your pants don’t matter.
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Remember that one time when you had to get out of bed and actually commute to your office?
Yeah, me neither.
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The house cleaner told me that she was going to start working from home, so she sent me a list of chores.
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I like to wrap myself in a blanket when I work from home.
You could say I now work undercover.
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Funny Truths About Working From Home
WFH diary, day 1:
Power went out during recording, construction workers are extra loud today, daughter walked in on a meeting singing “I like banaaaaanas” at the top of her lungs.
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Sure, working from home can have its disadvantages.
I miss the office politics, the lack of freedom and having to wear shoes.
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Having a meeting at home sometimes means finding out that a more efficient way to communicate was by e-mail.
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Working from home becomes more difficult when your bed and YouTube constantly beg for your attention.
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When you work from home, a Tuesday looks pretty much like a Saturday.
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Pros of working from home:
· No pants
· Loud music.
Cons of working from home:
· You have to make your own coffee
· You talk to yourself too much.
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When I said, I wanted to work from home, I didn’t mean I work on Saturday.
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Not sure if there’s been a break-in...
...or I just need to clean up.
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Working from home is making me go to the kitchen more often than usual.
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I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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Getting dress for work is so stressful. Should I put on yoga pants or sweatpants?
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9 a.m.
Time to change my night pajamas into day pajamas.
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They say to have a successful day working from home, you should wake up early, go for a walk, take a shower, and treat it as if it’s a normal workday...
...So is it considered unsuccessful if I wake up 5 minutes before my first call?
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When working from home, for focus and mental health, it’s really important to NOT just wear your pajamas!
Wear yesterday’s clothes you grabbed off the floor.
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Working from home is not so bad. I’m starting to get the hang of it.
I can work in my pajamas, have a glass of wine with my lunch, and have my lunch at 9 a.m.
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My husband started working from home this week and is set up at the kitchen table so he sees me and the cats repeatedly coming in for snacks, and finally says, “So you guys just eat all day, huh?”
He does NOT understand our office culture and I don’t think he’s fitting in at all.
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Anyone else keep finding themselves in the kitchen without any idea how they got there?
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There are three kinds of jobs; those you shower before, those you shower after... and working from home.
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Jokes For Work Meetings
I was on a Zoom meeting just now and my husband needed to go behind me, so he thoughtfully crawled to stay out of the camera, which means instead of seeing him walk by in his pajamas, my coworkers saw him crawl by in his pajamas.
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Client on group chat: “This is jeans week so feel free to wear jeans tomorrow.”
Me: “Dang, does that mean I have to wear pants?”
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WFH day 3:
Was in a 15-person online meeting, thought I was muted, farted really loudly... Shit!
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During a business meeting yesterday, a very nice guy asked me about my background.
So I told him about my family, education, career, dreams and goals.
Turns out he was asking what’s behind me on our Zoom call.
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I was waiting on a Zoom call to start, but client was having technical issues.
The client texted and said, “Please bare with me.”
Thought it was an odd request, but he’s the client.
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Today’s working from home tip:
Blowing on the wine in the mug will help convince your Zoom meeting that your tea is hot.
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Just kissed my husband intimately on the back of the neck, as I walked past him while working from home.
He started this job on Monday. I thought he was watching a video. He was on a meeting with the CEO.
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I put my pants on the same way as everybody else.
Not at all because Zoom calls only see the top of the body.
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Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party.
You want to do it, but you don’t want to be the first, and you definitely don’t want to be the only one.
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My wife has a Zoom call for work, which means the dog and I have to stay in the bedroom since we don’t know how to behave on Zoom calls.
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I learn a lot in meetings.
For instance, did you know that by bending a paper clip once, you can make a pretty cool ‘S’?
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My boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can’t figure out how to turn the setting off, so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting.
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Is it just me or do we all play Solitaire when that very important meeting is going on?
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Virtual background on Zoom?
But, we need virtual outfits!
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So apparently, everyone on my husband’s Zoom work call finds my singing distracting.
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I missed my Skype work meeting today.
It’s funny how I’m not even remotely sorry!
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I propose a new rule:
meetings can not last longer than my laptop battery or my bladder.
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Note to self:
before baby-talking to the cat, make sure conference call has disconnected.
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What do you call the phenomenon where nobody can hear you on Zoom?
A Mute-ation.
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No one turns on their camera in Zoom.
They have been infected by Novid-19.
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I was just on a Zoom call that ended automatically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier.
This is the single greatest advance to meeting productivity that I’ve ever seen.
Would pay extra for this feature!
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Me: “I have a Zoom meeting later.”
My cat: “Oh, me too.”
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When my boss asked me why I showed up late for our Zoom meeting, I told him that he wouldn’t believe the network traffic.
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Working from home. Day 6.
Client: “No! This is unacceptable. I want to speak to one of your superiors.”
Me: “Moooom!”
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Working From Home Funny Puns
Working from home is weird. I got so sick of sitting at my desk, I wrote my last blog from my kids’ trampoline.
The time-on-page was pretty good, but the bounce rate was really high.
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Coworker: “Do you ever think about work at home?”
Me: “I don’t even think about work at work!”
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I’m getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls.
Now I’m making ends meet by making meets end!
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My work from home plan isn’t going very well because my pet cat keeps hitting its paws on my remote working.
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Remote working has worked out well for IT professionals.
It was a hard drive to the office anyway!
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Started working from home recently building boats in my attic...
Sails are through the roof.
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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...
...it wasn’t even remotely funny.
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How do people in the navy work from home?
Play Battleship.
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Jokes About Coronavirus: Working From Home
Zoom meetings is a stupid name, and it’s branded.
We should call it a bit more casual like “coworker video chat” or something shorter, like “co-vid”.
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Professionals who think they can work uninterruptedly 9 hours a day end up watching Netflix and drinking a full bottle of coke.
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Friend 1: “You’re working from home because of the coronavirus?”
Friend 2: “I’m working from home because I don’t have a real job. We are not the same.”
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Manager: “Sir, our employees are so habitual of working from home and can’t work in a normal office.”
“For a better environment, we have made the office look and facility like Home and ask them to come in their pajamas.”
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Husband: “I am working remotely.”
Wife: “You are not even remotely working.”
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My partner and I have been working from home since March 2020, and he has finally politely informed me that my typing sounds like 50 hungry woodpeckers trying to eat a keyboard.
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Bill and Melinda were happy for 27 years
And then Bill started working from home.
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Before “working from home” became a thing, I had no idea how great it would feel to walk around naked and fart all day whilst working!
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Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
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If you’re working on a desktop or laptop, make sure to put on a mask.
You wouldn’t want to catch one of those computer viruses.
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Working from home. Day 1:
This’ll be fantastic! I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
Day 8:
Engages in conversation with a lamp...
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Funny Work From Home Knock Knock Jokes
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Zoom.”
“Zoom, who?”
“Zoom did you expect.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mikey.”
“Mikey, who?”
“Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Yah.”
“Yah, who?”
“No thanks, I use Bing or Google.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hard Drive!”
“Hard Drive, who?”
“I had a hard drive, let me in so I can relax.”
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If you get an email starting with Knock Knock don’t open it.
It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
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