Enjoy our team's carefully selected Wolf Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a wolfβs favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
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Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
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What is a wolfβs favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
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What do you call a werewolf for sale?
A warewolf.
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What do they call a group of werewolves?
Weβrewolves.
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How do you make a wolf laugh?
Give him a funny bone.
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What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
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What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
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What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
βThatβs the end of me!β
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What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
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A Wolfswagon Rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
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What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
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Did you hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now heβs a whywolf.
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What do you get when you send a wolf to therapy?
Aware wolf.
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What do you call a missing Warwick?
WHEREwolf.
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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?
He needed to change.
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