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You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he’s a whywolf.
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Two blondes are walking in the woods and come across a set of tracks.
One looks at them and says, “Wow, wolf tracks!”
The other looks down and scoffs, “Those are coyote tracks, not wolf tracks. Look at the size!”
“No, they are not!” says the first. “I’ve spent most of my life walking in these woods, and I know wolf tracks when I see them!”
They stand there arguing over the tracks for some time, and are eventually hit by a train.
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A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”
I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”
He said, “A werewolf.”
I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”
He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.
She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!”
The wolf keeps grimacing.
She says, “My, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth.
She says, "My, what big teeth you have!”
The wolf finally snaps and says, “Go to hell! I’m trying to take a dump!”
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What do you get when you send a wolf to therapy?
Aware wolf.
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A call comes in to 911: “Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!”
Operator: “Where?”
Caller: “No, a regular one!”
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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?
He needed to change.
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