Wolf Jokes

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Wolf Jokes

You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?

Now he’s a whywolf.

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Two blondes are walking in the woods and come across a set of tracks.

One looks at them and says, β€œWow, wolf tracks!”

The other looks down and scoffs, β€œThose are coyote tracks, not wolf tracks. Look at the size!”

β€œNo, they are not!” says the first. β€œI’ve spent most of my life walking in these woods, and I know wolf tracks when I see them!”

They stand there arguing over the tracks for some time, and are eventually hit by a train.

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A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, β€œTrick or treat?”

I looked at him and asked, β€œWhat have you come as?”

He said, β€œA werewolf.”

I said, β€œBut you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”

He said, β€œYeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”

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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.

When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.

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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.

She says to the wolf, β€œMy, what big ears you have!”

The wolf keeps grimacing.

She says, β€œMy, what big eyes you have!"

The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth.

She says, "My, what big teeth you have!”

The wolf finally snaps and says, β€œGo to hell! I’m trying to take a dump!”

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What do you get when you send a wolf to therapy?

Aware wolf.

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A call comes in to 911: β€œCome quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!”

Operator: β€œWhere?”

Caller: β€œNo, a regular one!”

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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?

He needed to change.

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