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Why the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes


Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

She was afraid someone would Caesar.

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Why did the chicken family cross the road?

They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because it got run over half-way.

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Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road?

It didn’t have the guts anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was trying to escape the gravitational pull of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

If you saw Chuck Norris coming, you’d have crossed that road too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was free range.

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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

It got tired of all the jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To bock traffic.

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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

To stretch her legs.

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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side.

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