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Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!

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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

Because he had the drumsticks!

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Why don’t the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don’t like Turkey.

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Why do some people not like a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys?

Because of fowl language.

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Why do poets go to the zoo to use the restroom?

So they can poo in the loo at the zoo.

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone will clean them?

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Why did the pun fail his English class?

He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.

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Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?

He didn’t speak English.

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Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?

They love practical yolks.

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Why does Batman hate April Fools’ Day?

Because the Joker might be out!

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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks on April 1st?

They lack the element of surprise.

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Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts?

Because otherwise, they’d be boxers.

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Why did the accountant do so well in AA?

He was already a friend of bills.

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Why do so many people like to do word puzzles in the bathroom?

Because it’s the best place for a vowel movement.

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Why did the owl ’owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck ’er.

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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

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Why do diabetics always have nightmares?

They can’t have sweet dreams.

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Why did the broken leg go to school?

It wanted to learn how to breakdance.

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Why did Taylor Swift bring a broken leg to her concert?

Because it wanted to experience firsthand the “break-up” songs she’s famous for.

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Why did the flu virus go to the theater?

It heard the play was infectious.

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Why did the flu go to the art exhibit?

It heard there was a lot of culture there.

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Why don’t flu viruses use social media?

They prefer going viral in person.

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Why did the influenza virus break up with its girlfriend?

She was too cold to him.

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Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

To keep his wig warm.

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Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?

He played his heart out.

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Why did the coyote cross the road?

It was chasing the roadrunner.

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Why did the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the nun become an archaeologist?

She had a knack for digging up old habits.

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Why do nuns always wear black and white?

No particular reason, it’s just a habit they have.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Why did the blue paint cross the road?

To get to the other hue.

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Why do blueberries make bad employees?

They always end up getting the blues.

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Why did the blue-faced man get lost?

He was feeling blue and couldn’t find his way.

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Why do blueberries get along with everyone?

They’re naturally blue-tiful.

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Why did the Smurfs kick Papa Smurf out of their village?

He was giving them all the blues.

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Why did the blue marker shy away from the red marker?

It was a little shy-nero.

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Why did the blue-colored fruit hide?

It was feeling blue.

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Why did the blue paint laugh at the brown paint?

Because he was blue-tiful.

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Why did the blue bird get kicked out of the forest?

Because it was a bird of pray.

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Why did the police officers arrest the blue crayon?

Because it was in the blue.

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Why did the hip bone go to the coffee shop?

Because it needed a little perk-me-up after surgery.

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Why did the orthopedic surgeon bring a radio into surgery?

Because he wanted to tune into the hip-est station.

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Why did the hip surgery patient bring a suit to the hospital?

Because he wanted to be hip and dapper during recovery.

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Why did the planet Uranus join a band?

It wanted to planet self in rhythm.

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Why did Uranus get kicked out of the library?

It was talking too much gas-babble.

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Why did Uranus become a rock star?

Because it’s always surrounded by gas.

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Why did Uranus go on a diet?

Because it wanted to be a little lighter and have that celestial glow!

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Why did the astronaut bring a joke book to Uranus?

To break the space ice.

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Why did the spaceship bring a snack to Uranus?

It wanted to have a gas-tro picnic.

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Why did the meteor break up with Uranus?

It felt like it was crashing and burning.

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Why did the astronaut challenge Uranus to a staring contest?

It wanted to see who had the most gravity.

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Why did the alien bring a gift to Uranus?

It wanted to show its appreciation for the atmosphere.

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Why did the asteroid start a podcast with Uranus?

They wanted to rock the airwaves.

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Why did the moon break up with Uranus?

It wanted someone with a brighter personality.

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Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to Uranus?

To reach for the stars.

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Why did the astronaut go to therapy with Uranus?

It had too many emotional craters.

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Why did the alien invite Uranus to the party?

It knew Uranus would bring the atmosphere.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk!

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Why did the blueberry muffin crumble?

It fell to pieces under pressure!

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Why did the blueberry muffin get a ticket?

It was berry speeding!

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Why did the bat walk in her pajamas to take a bath?

Because she did not have a bat robe.

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Why did the registered nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?

Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why do registered nurses bring a red crayon to work?

In case, they have to draw blood.

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Why did the registered nurse bring a ladder to work?

To take care of high blood pressure.

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Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?

She had a fainting spell.

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Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell.

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Why did the red panda bring a ladder?

It wanted to reach new heights-bear.

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Why did the red panda become an actor?

It had a panda-mic personality.

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Why do driving instructors make good physical therapists?

Because they can teach fine motor skills.

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Why did the pig visit the physical therapist’s clinic?

It pulled a hamstring.

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Why do violists stand for long periods outside people’s houses?

They can’t find the key, and they don’t know when to come in.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

He wanted to get to the bottom.

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Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?

They’re always getting ripped off.

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Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall?

It’s autumn-atic.

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Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail?

He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight?

Because they couldn’t agree on which bread to use.

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Why did the jelly go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling jammed up.

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Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up?

Because they were always spread too thin.

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Why did the jelly break up with the peanut butter?

Because it was too clingy.

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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?

He wanted Dori-toes.

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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?

Because she wanted to tie the score.

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Why did the Puerto Rican keep looking at his watch at the party?

He was checking how late he was already going to be for the next one.

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Why did Puerto Rico become a state?

Because they couldn’t find enough parking.

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!

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Why did the minion cross the road?

To get to his banana.

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Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?

Because he asked for a pair of slippers.

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Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?

Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.

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Why did the llama win the rap battle?

Because he was good at spitting.

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Why did the llama cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off.

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Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?

Because her knees were giving her problems she couldn’t solve.

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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?

He never liked Bruised Knee.

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Why did the knee specialist turn into a priest?

He wanted to have a mea-knee-ingful life.

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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?

He heard its days were numbered.

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Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey?

She was feeling Goofy at the time.

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Why did the smiley face have hair over its face?

It’s an emo-ji.

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Why did the Smiley moji :-) drop the nose :)?

It was too negative.

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Why did the dragon cross the road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?

He had an appointment.

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Why did the developer use a credit card to buy all the gifts?

Becuase he had cleared all his cache.

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Why did the Java developer quit his job?

Because he didn’t get arrays.

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Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?

Because they build character.

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Why did the chicken family cross the road?

They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because it got run over half-way.

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Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road?

It didn’t have the guts anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was trying to escape the gravitational pull of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

If you saw Chuck Norris coming, you’d have crossed that road too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was free range.

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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

It got tired of all the jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To bock traffic.

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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

To stretch her legs.

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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To speak to the other side.

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Why do British people love playing chess?

Coz no-one can kill their Queen.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard.

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Why did yogurt hate bacon?

Because he was uncultured.

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Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice.

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Why did the house owner not allow the nine ants to enter?

Because they were not ten ants.

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Why did Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the concert?

They wanted to get a better view of the band on their smartphones.

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Why did the Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the library?

To reach the highest shelf for the perfect Instagram shot.

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Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey?

Because he was in a fowl mood.

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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

He was perfecting his swing.

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Why did everyone plug their nose when the pun master told his joke?

His joke was far too pun-gent.

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Why did the pun fail his English class?

He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.

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Why did Yoda cross the road?

Because the chickens forced him to.

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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?

He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.

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Why did the watermelon go crazy?

He lost his rind.

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Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin?

It had melonoma.

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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?

Because his doctor said steaks were bad for his heart.

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Why did the vegetarian cross the road?

Because she was protesting for the chicken.

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Why did the bodybuilder read the dictionary?

He was trying to learn how to define muscle.

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Why did the girl sit on the clock?

She just wanted to be on time.

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Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?

To feed his nightmares.

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Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?

Because he was always horsing around.

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Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?

Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.

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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?

He wanted a chef salad.

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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?

I’m never gonna run around and dessert you.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?

He didn’t have the guts.

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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?

He needed to change.

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Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

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Why did the skeleton run away?

Because a dog was after his bones.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

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Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?

He just didn’t relish it.

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Why did the hot dog dress up?

It felt a little halloweenie.

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Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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Why did Spider-Man quit his day job?

He was tired of being a web developer.

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Why did Spider-Man decide to join the swim team?

Because he had webbed feet!

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Why did all the tissue roll in the wall mart not enough for Spider-man?

Because Spider-man was more into flypaper kind of tissue roll.

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Why did Spider-Man flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty!

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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?

To get the ball rolling.

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Why did all the planets give the most attention to the sun?

Because the sun is the center of the universe.

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Why did Pluto have to go to the dentist?

Because he spotted some black holes.

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Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands!

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Why did the robot go on vacation?

He needed to recharge his batteries.

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Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?

He wanted it a little meteor!

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Why did the alien go off in his ship?

He needed some space

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Why did the alien think the spaceship was so good?

It was out of this world!

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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

To get chocolate milk.

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Why did M&M go to University?

Because he wanted to be a Smartie.

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Why did the donut visit the dentist?

He needed a chocolate filling.

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Why did the candy bar cross the road?

Because he was choco-LATE for the bus!

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Why did the barber keep agreeing to shave the lion’s fur even though it was dangerous?

It was his mane source of income.

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Why did the man help his friends trim their facial hair?

Shearing is caring.

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Why did the unlucky bearded man shave?

Because fortune favors the shave!

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Why did the teen get a grooming kit for his birthday?

It was his shaventeenth birthday.

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Why did the bearded thief shave before robbing a bank?

They wanted to be a smooth criminal.

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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?

He’s a bald-faced liar.

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Why didn’t the barber ask the question about beards?

He was shaving it for later.

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Why did the man intentionally get kicked in the face by a horse?

He wanted a horseshoe mustache.

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Why did the bearded prince marry Rapunzel?

He wanted a hairytale ending.

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Why did the bearded man sue the barber who sneakily shaved off his beard?

He barber-ed a grudge against him.

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Why did the bearded man decline the invitation to a charity event?

It was a fund razor.

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Why did the man who couldn’t grow a beard tape a rabbit to his face?

Then he would get the facial hare he always wanted.

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Why did the bearded man’s shaving product business flop?

Because of the razor-thin margins.

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Why did the astronaut grow a beard in space?

He wanted spacial hair.

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Why did the man maintain his beard to perfection?

If he didn’t, things would get a bit hairy.

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Why did the man named Penny keep shaving his beard?

A Penny shaved is a Penny earned.

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Why didn’t the moon go outside?

Because it was waning.

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Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?

Because she needed some space.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why did the moon burp?

Because it was full!

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Why did the moon get a parking ticket?

They forgot to pay the parking meteor!

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Why did the daughter start eating donuts?

Because her mother said, “You better eat hole foods.”

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Why did the boy stop eating donuts?

Because he got bored with the hole thing.

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Why did the donut start going to therapy?

It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing—it never felt hole!

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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?

Because there was a hole-in-one.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling.

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Why did the baker stop making donuts?

He got tired of the HOLE business.

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Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?

They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

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Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?

He was caught pinching the salt.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Why did the sun feel so dizzy?

Because he felt light-headed.

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Why did the sun not go to college?

Because it already has a million degrees!

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Why did the guy eat a poisonous mushroom?

He thought that any morel would do.

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Why did the mushroom never have a lot of money?

Because he was just too spore.

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Why did the fungi leave the party?

There wasn’t mush-room for dancing.

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Why did the mushroom have to leave her home?

It was growing toxic by the day.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shii-take.

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Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?

He kept changing tracks.

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Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?

Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

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Why did the pirate cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?

Because he was toxic!

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Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting, “GIVE US YER LOOT”?

They were both blonds.

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Why did the student eat his homework?

Because he didn’t have a dog.

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Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept!

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Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?

Because the class was so bright!

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Why did the owner name his racehorse “Bad News”?

Because bad news travels fast.

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Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?

Because he was a German shepherd.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning in the ocean?

He was just too far out, man.

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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?

He never wanted to go out with her at night.

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Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?

To reach the high notes.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

To get another rib.

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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before.

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Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?

He didn’t have the stomach for it!

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Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?

He only had two worms.

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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side.

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Why did the cat like eating lemons?

Because he was a sourpuss.

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