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Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall?
Itβs autumn-atic.
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Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail?
He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight?
Because they couldnβt agree on which bread to use.
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Why did the jelly go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling jammed up.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up?
Because they were always spread too thin.
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Why did the jelly break up with the peanut butter?
Because it was too clingy.
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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over peopleβs feet?
He wanted Dori-toes.
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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
Because she wanted to tie the score.
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Why did the Puerto Rican keep looking at his watch at the party?
He was checking how late he was already going to be for the next one.
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Why did Puerto Rico become a state?
Because they couldnβt find enough parking.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldnβt get the moose in the oven!
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Why did the minion cross the road?
To get to his banana.
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Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?
Because he asked for a pair of slippers.
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Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?
Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.
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Why did the llama win the rap battle?
Because he was good at spitting.
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Why did the llama cross the road?
Because it was the chickenβs day off.
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Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
Because her knees were giving her problems she couldnβt solve.
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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee.
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Why did the knee specialist turn into a priest?
He wanted to have a mea-knee-ingful life.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?
Because he only had 12 followers.
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?
He heard its days were numbered.
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Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey?
She was feeling Goofy at the time.
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Why did the smiley face have hair over its face?
Itβs an emo-ji.
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Why did the Smiley moji :-) drop the nose :)?
It was too negative.
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Why did the dragon cross the road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?
He had an appointment.
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Why did the developer use a credit card to buy all the gifts?
Becuase he had cleared all his cache.
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Why did the Java developer quit his job?
Because he didnβt get arrays.
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Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?
Because they build character.
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Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
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Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickenβs foot.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasnβt chicken.
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Why didnβt the chicken cross the road?
Because it got run over half-way.
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Why didnβt the roast chicken cross the road?
It didnβt have the guts anymore.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was trying to escape the gravitational pull of your mother.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
If you saw Chuck Norris coming, youβd have crossed that road too!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.
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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of all the jokes.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
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Why didnβt the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side.
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Why do British people love playing chess?
Coz no-one can kill their Queen.
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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?
He has an Asgard.
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Why did yogurt hate bacon?
Because he was uncultured.
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Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
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Why did the house owner not allow the nine ants to enter?
Because they were not ten ants.
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Why did Gen Zβer bring a ladder to the concert?
They wanted to get a better view of the band on their smartphones.
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Why did the Gen Zβer bring a ladder to the library?
To reach the highest shelf for the perfect Instagram shot.
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Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey?
Because he was in a fowl mood.
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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
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Why did everyone plug their nose when the pun master told his joke?
His joke was far too pun-gent.
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Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didnβt use proper pun-ctuation.
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Why did Yoda cross the road?
Because the chickens forced him to.
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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
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Why did the watermelon go crazy?
He lost his rind.
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Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin?
It had melonoma.
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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because his doctor said steaks were bad for his heart.
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Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
Because she was protesting for the chicken.
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Why did the bodybuilder read the dictionary?
He was trying to learn how to define muscle.
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Why did the girl sit on the clock?
She just wanted to be on time.
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Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares.
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Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?
Because he was always horsing around.
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Why didnβt the butter take the part in the new movie?
Because it didnβt like the roll it was being offered.
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad.
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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?
Iβm never gonna run around and dessert you.
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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Why didnβt the skeleton go see the scary movie?
He didnβt have the guts.
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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?
He needed to change.
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Why didnβt the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
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Why did the skeleton run away?
Because a dog was after his bones.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?
He just didnβt relish it.
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Why did the hot dog dress up?
It felt a little halloweenie.
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Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
To prove he wasnβt chicken!
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Why did Spider-Man quit his day job?
He was tired of being a web developer.
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Why did Spider-Man decide to join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet!
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Why did all the tissue roll in the wall mart not enough for Spider-man?
Because Spider-man was more into flypaper kind of tissue roll.
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Why did Spider-Man flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty!
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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?
To get the ball rolling.
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Why did all the planets give the most attention to the sun?
Because the sun is the center of the universe.
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Why did Pluto have to go to the dentist?
Because he spotted some black holes.
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Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
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Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
He wanted it a little meteor!
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Why did the alien go off in his ship?
He needed some space
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Why did the alien think the spaceship was so good?
It was out of this world!
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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk.
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Why did M&M go to University?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie.
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Why did the donut visit the dentist?
He needed a chocolate filling.
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Why did the candy bar cross the road?
Because he was choco-LATE for the bus!
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Why did the barber keep agreeing to shave the lionβs fur even though it was dangerous?
It was his mane source of income.
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Why did the man help his friends trim their facial hair?
Shearing is caring.
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Why did the unlucky bearded man shave?
Because fortune favors the shave!
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Why did the teen get a grooming kit for his birthday?
It was his shaventeenth birthday.
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Why did the bearded thief shave before robbing a bank?
They wanted to be a smooth criminal.
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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?
Heβs a bald-faced liar.
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Why didnβt the barber ask the question about beards?
He was shaving it for later.
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Why did the man intentionally get kicked in the face by a horse?
He wanted a horseshoe mustache.
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Why did the bearded prince marry Rapunzel?
He wanted a hairytale ending.
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Why did the bearded man sue the barber who sneakily shaved off his beard?
He barber-ed a grudge against him.
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Why did the bearded man decline the invitation to a charity event?
It was a fund razor.
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Why did the man who couldnβt grow a beard tape a rabbit to his face?
Then he would get the facial hare he always wanted.
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Why did the bearded manβs shaving product business flop?
Because of the razor-thin margins.
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Why did the astronaut grow a beard in space?
He wanted spacial hair.
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Why did the man maintain his beard to perfection?
If he didnβt, things would get a bit hairy.
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Why did the man named Penny keep shaving his beard?
A Penny shaved is a Penny earned.
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Why didnβt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
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Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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Why did the moon burp?
Because it was full!
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Why did the moon get a parking ticket?
They forgot to pay the parking meteor!
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Why did the daughter start eating donuts?
Because her mother said, βYou better eat hole foods.β
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Why did the boy stop eating donuts?
Because he got bored with the hole thing.
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Why did the donut start going to therapy?
It couldnβt get over the feeling that something was missingβit never felt hole!
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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?
Because there was a hole-in-one.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
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Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the HOLE business.
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Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
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Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?
He was caught pinching the salt.
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Why did the tree install solar panels?
It wanted to be a power plant.
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Why did the sun feel so dizzy?
Because he felt light-headed.
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Why did the sun not go to college?
Because it already has a million degrees!
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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Why did the guy eat a poisonous mushroom?
He thought that any morel would do.
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Why did the mushroom never have a lot of money?
Because he was just too spore.
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Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasnβt mush-room for dancing.
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Why did the mushroom have to leave her home?
It was growing toxic by the day.
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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?
He was sick of all its shii-take.
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Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
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Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
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Why did Batman break up with Catwoman?
He didnβt like getting hairballs.
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Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
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Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was toxic!
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Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting, βGIVE US YER LOOTβ?
They were both blonds.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because he didnβt have a dog.
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Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
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Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because the class was so bright!
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Why did the owner name his racehorse βBad Newsβ?
Because bad news travels fast.
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Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?
Because he was a German shepherd.
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning in the ocean?
He was just too far out, man.
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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
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Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
To reach the high notes.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib.
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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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Why didnβt the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
He didnβt have the stomach for it!
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Why didnβt Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.
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Why didnβt the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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Why did the cat like eating lemons?
Because he was a sourpuss.
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