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Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
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Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn’t getting any hits.
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
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Why did the blood-sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic.
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Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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Why don’t the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they don’t like Turkey.
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Why do some people not like a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys?
Because of fowl language.
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Why do poets go to the zoo to use the restroom?
So they can poo in the loo at the zoo.
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.
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Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn’t speak English.
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Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
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Why does Batman hate April Fools’ Day?
Because the Joker might be out!
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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks on April 1st?
They lack the element of surprise.
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Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts?
Because otherwise, they’d be boxers.
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Why did the accountant do so well in AA?
He was already a friend of bills.
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Why do so many people like to do word puzzles in the bathroom?
Because it’s the best place for a vowel movement.
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Why did the owl ’owl?
Because the woodpecker would peck ’er.
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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
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Why do diabetics always have nightmares?
They can’t have sweet dreams.
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Why did the broken leg go to school?
It wanted to learn how to breakdance.
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Why did Taylor Swift bring a broken leg to her concert?
Because it wanted to experience firsthand the “break-up” songs she’s famous for.
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Why did the flu virus go to the theater?
It heard the play was infectious.
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Why did the flu go to the art exhibit?
It heard there was a lot of culture there.
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Why don’t flu viruses use social media?
They prefer going viral in person.
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Why did the influenza virus break up with its girlfriend?
She was too cold to him.
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Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wig warm.
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Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
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Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the roadrunner.
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Why did the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?
It was an emergent sea.
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Why did the nun become an archaeologist?
She had a knack for digging up old habits.
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Why do nuns always wear black and white?
No particular reason, it’s just a habit they have.
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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?
It takes 21 days to make a habit.
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Why did the blue paint cross the road?
To get to the other hue.
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Why do blueberries make bad employees?
They always end up getting the blues.
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Why did the blue-faced man get lost?
He was feeling blue and couldn’t find his way.
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Why do blueberries get along with everyone?
They’re naturally blue-tiful.
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Why did the Smurfs kick Papa Smurf out of their village?
He was giving them all the blues.
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Why did the blue marker shy away from the red marker?
It was a little shy-nero.
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Why did the blue-colored fruit hide?
It was feeling blue.
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Why did the blue paint laugh at the brown paint?
Because he was blue-tiful.
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Why did the blue bird get kicked out of the forest?
Because it was a bird of pray.
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Why did the police officers arrest the blue crayon?
Because it was in the blue.
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Why did the hip bone go to the coffee shop?
Because it needed a little perk-me-up after surgery.
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Why did the orthopedic surgeon bring a radio into surgery?
Because he wanted to tune into the hip-est station.
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Why did the hip surgery patient bring a suit to the hospital?
Because he wanted to be hip and dapper during recovery.
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Why did the planet Uranus join a band?
It wanted to planet self in rhythm.
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Why did Uranus get kicked out of the library?
It was talking too much gas-babble.
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Why did Uranus become a rock star?
Because it’s always surrounded by gas.
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Why did Uranus go on a diet?
Because it wanted to be a little lighter and have that celestial glow!
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Why did the astronaut bring a joke book to Uranus?
To break the space ice.
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Why did the spaceship bring a snack to Uranus?
It wanted to have a gas-tro picnic.
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Why did the meteor break up with Uranus?
It felt like it was crashing and burning.
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Why did the astronaut challenge Uranus to a staring contest?
It wanted to see who had the most gravity.
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Why did the alien bring a gift to Uranus?
It wanted to show its appreciation for the atmosphere.
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Why did the asteroid start a podcast with Uranus?
They wanted to rock the airwaves.
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Why did the moon break up with Uranus?
It wanted someone with a brighter personality.
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Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to Uranus?
To reach for the stars.
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Why did the astronaut go to therapy with Uranus?
It had too many emotional craters.
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Why did the alien invite Uranus to the party?
It knew Uranus would bring the atmosphere.
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Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!
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Why did the blueberry muffin crumble?
It fell to pieces under pressure!
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Why did the blueberry muffin get a ticket?
It was berry speeding!
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Why did the bat walk in her pajamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
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Why did the registered nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?
Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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Why do registered nurses bring a red crayon to work?
In case, they have to draw blood.
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Why did the registered nurse bring a ladder to work?
To take care of high blood pressure.
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Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell.
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Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Why did the red panda bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach new heights-bear.
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Why did the red panda become an actor?
It had a panda-mic personality.
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Why do driving instructors make good physical therapists?
Because they can teach fine motor skills.
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Why did the pig visit the physical therapist’s clinic?
It pulled a hamstring.
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Why do violists stand for long periods outside people’s houses?
They can’t find the key, and they don’t know when to come in.
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
He wanted to get to the bottom.
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Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?
They’re always getting ripped off.
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Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was on a roll.
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Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall?
It’s autumn-atic.
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Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail?
He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight?
Because they couldn’t agree on which bread to use.
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Why did the jelly go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling jammed up.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up?
Because they were always spread too thin.
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Why did the jelly break up with the peanut butter?
Because it was too clingy.
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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?
He wanted Dori-toes.
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Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
Because she wanted to tie the score.
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Why did the Puerto Rican keep looking at his watch at the party?
He was checking how late he was already going to be for the next one.
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Why did Puerto Rico become a state?
Because they couldn’t find enough parking.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!
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Why did the minion cross the road?
To get to his banana.
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Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?
Because he asked for a pair of slippers.
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Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?
Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.
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Why did the llama win the rap battle?
Because he was good at spitting.
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Why did the llama cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
Because her knees were giving her problems she couldn’t solve.
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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee.
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Why did the knee specialist turn into a priest?
He wanted to have a mea-knee-ingful life.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?
Because he only had 12 followers.
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?
He heard its days were numbered.
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Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey?
She was feeling Goofy at the time.
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Why did the smiley face have hair over its face?
It’s an emo-ji.
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Why did the Smiley moji :-) drop the nose :)?
It was too negative.
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Why did the dragon cross the road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?
He had an appointment.
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Why did the developer use a credit card to buy all the gifts?
Becuase he had cleared all his cache.
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Why did the Java developer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays.
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Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?
Because they build character.
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Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
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Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because it got run over half-way.
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Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts anymore.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was trying to escape the gravitational pull of your mother.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
If you saw Chuck Norris coming, you’d have crossed that road too!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.
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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of all the jokes.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side.
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Why do British people love playing chess?
Coz no-one can kill their Queen.
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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?
He has an Asgard.
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Why did yogurt hate bacon?
Because he was uncultured.
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Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
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Why did the house owner not allow the nine ants to enter?
Because they were not ten ants.
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Why did Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the concert?
They wanted to get a better view of the band on their smartphones.
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Why did the Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the library?
To reach the highest shelf for the perfect Instagram shot.
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Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey?
Because he was in a fowl mood.
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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
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Why did everyone plug their nose when the pun master told his joke?
His joke was far too pun-gent.
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Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.
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Why did Yoda cross the road?
Because the chickens forced him to.
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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
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Why did the watermelon go crazy?
He lost his rind.
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Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin?
It had melonoma.
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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because his doctor said steaks were bad for his heart.
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Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
Because she was protesting for the chicken.
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Why did the bodybuilder read the dictionary?
He was trying to learn how to define muscle.
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Why did the girl sit on the clock?
She just wanted to be on time.
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Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares.
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Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?
Because he was always horsing around.
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Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?
Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad.
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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?
I’m never gonna run around and dessert you.
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?
He needed to change.
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Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
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Why did the skeleton run away?
Because a dog was after his bones.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?
He just didn’t relish it.
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Why did the hot dog dress up?
It felt a little halloweenie.
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Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
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Why did Spider-Man quit his day job?
He was tired of being a web developer.
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Why did Spider-Man decide to join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet!
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Why did all the tissue roll in the wall mart not enough for Spider-man?
Because Spider-man was more into flypaper kind of tissue roll.
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Why did Spider-Man flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty!
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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?
To get the ball rolling.
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Why did all the planets give the most attention to the sun?
Because the sun is the center of the universe.
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Why did Pluto have to go to the dentist?
Because he spotted some black holes.
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Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
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Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
He wanted it a little meteor!
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Why did the alien go off in his ship?
He needed some space
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Why did the alien think the spaceship was so good?
It was out of this world!
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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk.
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Why did M&M go to University?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie.
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Why did the donut visit the dentist?
He needed a chocolate filling.
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Why did the candy bar cross the road?
Because he was choco-LATE for the bus!
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Why did the barber keep agreeing to shave the lion’s fur even though it was dangerous?
It was his mane source of income.
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Why did the man help his friends trim their facial hair?
Shearing is caring.
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Why did the unlucky bearded man shave?
Because fortune favors the shave!
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Why did the teen get a grooming kit for his birthday?
It was his shaventeenth birthday.
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Why did the bearded thief shave before robbing a bank?
They wanted to be a smooth criminal.
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Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?
He’s a bald-faced liar.
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Why didn’t the barber ask the question about beards?
He was shaving it for later.
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Why did the man intentionally get kicked in the face by a horse?
He wanted a horseshoe mustache.
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Why did the bearded prince marry Rapunzel?
He wanted a hairytale ending.
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Why did the bearded man sue the barber who sneakily shaved off his beard?
He barber-ed a grudge against him.
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Why did the bearded man decline the invitation to a charity event?
It was a fund razor.
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Why did the man who couldn’t grow a beard tape a rabbit to his face?
Then he would get the facial hare he always wanted.
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Why did the bearded man’s shaving product business flop?
Because of the razor-thin margins.
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Why did the astronaut grow a beard in space?
He wanted spacial hair.
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Why did the man maintain his beard to perfection?
If he didn’t, things would get a bit hairy.
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Why did the man named Penny keep shaving his beard?
A Penny shaved is a Penny earned.
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Why didn’t the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
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Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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Why did the moon burp?
Because it was full!
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Why did the moon get a parking ticket?
They forgot to pay the parking meteor!
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Why did the daughter start eating donuts?
Because her mother said, “You better eat hole foods.”
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Why did the boy stop eating donuts?
Because he got bored with the hole thing.
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Why did the donut start going to therapy?
It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing—it never felt hole!
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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?
Because there was a hole-in-one.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
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Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the HOLE business.
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Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
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Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?
He was caught pinching the salt.
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Why did the tree install solar panels?
It wanted to be a power plant.
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Why did the sun feel so dizzy?
Because he felt light-headed.
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Why did the sun not go to college?
Because it already has a million degrees!
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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Why did the guy eat a poisonous mushroom?
He thought that any morel would do.
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Why did the mushroom never have a lot of money?
Because he was just too spore.
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Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn’t mush-room for dancing.
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Why did the mushroom have to leave her home?
It was growing toxic by the day.
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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?
He was sick of all its shii-take.
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Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?
He kept changing tracks.
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Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
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Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
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Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was toxic!
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Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting, “GIVE US YER LOOT”?
They were both blonds.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because he didn’t have a dog.
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Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
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Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because the class was so bright!
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Why did the owner name his racehorse “Bad News”?
Because bad news travels fast.
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Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?
Because he was a German shepherd.
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning in the ocean?
He was just too far out, man.
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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
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Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
To reach the high notes.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib.
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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
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Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.
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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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Why did the cat like eating lemons?
Because he was a sourpuss.
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