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What Do You Call Jokes


What does vikings call English villages?

Chopping centers.

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What do you call an important English snake?

Sir Pent.

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What do you call a realistic prankster?

A practical joker.

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What do you call it when you prank a person on Sunday?

Sabbathtoge.

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What do you call a streetcar that plays pranks on people?

A troll-ey.

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What do you call a leprechaun’s prank?

A St. Pat-trick!

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What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other?

Geometrick.

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What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?

April tool.

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What do you call the people born in April who aren’t particularly intelligent?

April fools.

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What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?

Shrekspeare.

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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?

Shakesbeer.

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What do you call an owl with a deep voice?

A growl.

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What do you call a dumb carnivore?

A meathead.

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What do you call an astronomer with the stomach flu?

A gastrophysicist.

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What do you call a flu that became a musician?

Achoo-bacca.

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What do you call an astronomer with the stomach flu?

A gastrophysicist.

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu.

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What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?

An immunicorn.

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What do you call a person who has flu but does not isolate themselves and is very active on social media?

Influen(zer).

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit.

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What do you call oyster nuns?

Cloisters.

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What do you call a sleep walking Nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic.

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What do you call a red, white and blue pie?

Pastry-otic.

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What do you call cheese that is sad?

Blue cheese.

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What do you call a sad berry?

A blue-fruit.

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What do you call a depressed unicorn?

A blue-corn.

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What do you call a blue owl?

A hoo-dini.

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What do you call a sneaky blue bean?

A navy bean.

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What do you call a depressed blue crayon?

Blue-tiful.

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What do you call a blue cat that likes to race?

A fast purrr-ple.

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What do you call a sad little blue planet?

A gloom.

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What do you call a sad blueberry?

A blue-berry.

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What do you call a hip bone that’s late for surgery?

Hip-late.

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What do you call a skeleton who just had hip surgery?

Hip-ster!

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What do you call a sad blueberry?

A blueberry muffin.

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What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects?

A con artist.

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What do you call an amazing day up a mountain?

A peak experience.

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What do you call a fire at the Internet café?

An e-mergency.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?

Phil Ming.

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What do you call a red panda dentist?

A molar bear.

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What do you call a farmer with a physical therapy degree?

A chirotractor.

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What do you call a male buffalo?

A buffellow.

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What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?

An ambulance!

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What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace?

Melancolleague(s).

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What do you call a tuna with a monocle?

Sofishticated.

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What do you call a zombie that writes the music?

Decomposer.

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What do you call guys who love math?

Algebros.

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What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel.

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What do you call a guy who’s mad about his feet getting run over?

Lack-toes intolerant.

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What do you call a guy who’s 19 years old forever?

Constantine.

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What do you call a guy who urinates on the streets of Europe?

European.

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What do you call a guy in a plaid suit?

Check mate.

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What do you call a guy leaning against a wall?

Art.

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What do you call a guy floating up and down in the water?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy who’s laying down in front of a door?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy that works out a lot?

Jim.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic.

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What do you call a guy who specializes in tile floors?

Tyler.

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?

A cab.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An orca-stra.

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What do you call a Viking who can’t catch fish?

A cod-less heathen.

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What do you call a unicorn’s dad?

Popcorn.

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What do you call a unicorn with two horns?

A goat.

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What do you call a Thursday that feels a bit off?

Thirst-day, because it’s always craving the weekend.

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What do you call Texas if it ever successfully seceded from the USA?

Texit.

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Do-you-think-he-saw-urus.

How do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?

Do-you-think-he-saw-urus Rex.

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What do you call a T-Rex that’s been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore.

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

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What do you call an Asian electrician who is skinny?

Light Ning.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What do you call a grizzly with no shoes?

Bear foot.

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What do you call a polar bear on the South Pole and another Polar Bear On The North Pole?

Polar Opposites.

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What do you call a bear who lives in the Arctic and has extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a fat pineapple?

A pineapple chunk.

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What do you call a penny that thinks for itself?

A centient.

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What do you call a parrot when he can’t fly?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call a male panda?

Amanda.

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What do you call a large group of sick pandas?

A Pandamic.

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What do you call an otter with acne?

A spotty otter.

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What do you call an otter who’s obsessed with trains?

A trainsp-otter.

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What do you call an otter with a brand-new pair of glasses?

A see otter.

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What do you call an otter who has yams in both of his ears?

It doesn’t matter, he can’t hear you.

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What do you call a group of nurses who are musicians?

Band aides.

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What do you call an older woman who was born around late November and early December?

Saggytarius.

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What do you call the 1st of November?

Octover.

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What do you call a moth that won’t leave you alone?

Moth-erly.

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What do you call a group of union workers on Labor Day?

A day of rest-olution.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Labor Day?

A pouch potato.

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What do you call a tired kangaroo?

Out of bounds.

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What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A golden retriever!

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What do you call an elevator filled with rational, intelligent people?

A lift.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights?

A chicken.

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What do you call a letter from a feminist?

Hate male.

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What do you call someone who likes Easter but doesn’t believe in the Easter Bunny?

Eggnostic.

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What do you call an exploration mission to Uranus?

Colonoscopy.

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What do you call a Catholic priest who became a lawyer?

A father-in-law.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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What do you call a bug that hesitates before biting something?

A nervous tick.

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What do nuns call prison air conditioning?

A convent.

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence.

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What do you call an aboriginal hanging in a tree?

Abocado.

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What do you call an aboriginal in a lamp?

An abori-genie.

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What do you call an aboriginal rolling down a hill?

Abolanche.

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What do you call a man with one leg?

Anything you want. He can’t run fast enough to catch you.

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What do you call a dog, with one eye and one leg?

Lucky.

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What does a one-legged man call karate?

Partial Arts.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tai Wan Shu.

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What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?

Social Security.

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What do you call a nuke that was launched on the 4th of July?

The wrong firework.

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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What do you call a Polish ape?

Chimpanski.

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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?

Annette.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican dish that’s not spicy?

A mistake.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican without a car?

Carlos.

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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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What do you call a small, yellow onion?

A Min-ion.

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What do you call someone who has a lot of minions?

A minion-aire.

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What do minions call their grandmothers?

Ba-nanas.

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Why are they called the armed forces?

Because it’s hard to fight a war with just your legs.

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What do you call violent mermaids?

Mercenaries.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial.

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If mermaid is woman, then what do you call a man version of mermaid?

Merbutler.

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What do you call a Chinese lobster?

A crust-asian.

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What do you call an annoyed lobster?

A frustacean.

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What do you call a llama with his head underwater?

Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

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What do you call a PC made of legos?

Bricked.

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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?

A High Koala Tea Beverage.

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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

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What do you call a left-handed woman with a gunshot wound in her right arm?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player’s arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do you call two ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux.

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What do you call a possessed bird?

A polter-goose.

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What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick, tick, tick”?

A metro-gnome.

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What do you call a psychic gnome that just committed a hit and run?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a red-haired baker?

The ginger bread man.

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What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?

A flamingstop.

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What do you call a dead flamingo?

A flamin-ghost.

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What do you call a person who overuses emojis?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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What do you call a gangster who wears eyeliner?

An emoji.

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What do you call a detective electrician?

Sherlock Ohms.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings?

Draggin.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout.

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What do you call two depressed bears?

Bipolar.

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What do you call a female crab who is also single?

Ms. Shell.

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What do you call a crab that throws things?

A lobster.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?

A megalo-sore-a.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?

A porcupine.

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What do you call a gender-confused cactus that relocates to another country?

A trans plant.

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What do you call a bison that is good at telling lies?

Bluffalo.

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What do you call a 200-year-old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?

Hamsterdam.

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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

Lost.

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What do you call someone dressed as a clown who falls down the stairs?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a talking turtle?

A cartoon.

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What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

The Anti-crust.

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What do you call a self-obsessed egg?

An eggomaniac.

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What do you call dental X-rays?

Tooth pics.

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

Pointless.

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What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dinosnore.

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeño business.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyathinkysaurus.

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What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?

A fiiiish.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mom!

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

Vader Tots.

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What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

Han Duet.

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What do you call someone doing yoga with the flu?

Sick and twisted.

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What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant?

A mango lassie.

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What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?

A Melon Collie.

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What do you call a Jewish fish?

Isra-eel.

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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?

Sushi roll.

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What do you call an animal found under the avocado tree?

A guaca-mole.

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What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?

Gu-whack-a-mole-e.

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People that don’t eat meat are called vegetarians, but what are people that don’t eat vegetables?

Constipated.

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What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?

Hummus-cide.

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What do you call someone who’s really into stationary biking?

A cyclepath.

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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call a Hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan.

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What do you call tortilla chips with guns?

Loaded Nachos.

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What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?

A cheesy pickup line.

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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?

The Deli Llama.

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What do you call a single kernel of corn?

A uni-corn.

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What do you call a retired old cowboy?

De-ranged.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No ideer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no ideer.

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What do you call it when you walk into a tea shop and feel like you’ve been there before?

Déja-brew.

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What does a predator call a hummingbird?

Fast food!

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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?

A pie-oneer.

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What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

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What do you call bacon with salt on it?

Salt and Peppa.

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What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws!

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What do you call a Goldfish cracker laced with Coke?

The snack that’s also crack.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you.

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What do you call a Chevrolet parked at the top of a hill?

A miracle.

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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A desserter.

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What do you call someone who’s happy on Mondays?

Retired!

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What do you call a desert-dwelling witch?

A sand-witch.

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What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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What do you call six witches in a Jacuzzi?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?

Lazy bones.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow?

The “inedible snowman”.

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What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball?

Michael Gourdan.

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What do you call a dog with a fever?

Hot dog.

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What do you call a sea of hot dogs?

Frank Ocean.

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank.

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What do you call a saw that cuts hot dogs?

Sawsage.

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What do you call a candid hot dog?

A frankfurter.

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What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a foot long hot dog in two bites?

Hard to swallow.

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What do you call a hot dog race?

Wiener takes all.

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What do you call a frozen frankfurter?

A chili dog.

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What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?

A hollow-weenie!

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What do you call Spider-Man with 20 eyes?

Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider-Man.

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If Spider-Man suddenly runs out of web when he’s chasing bad guys, what is he called?

Peter Parkour.

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What do you call it when Spider-Man is involved in a love triangle?

A tangled web.

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What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?

A Spin-Off.

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What did people start calling Spider-man when he started to stop minding his own business and started interfering in others?

Nosy Parker.

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What do you call it when Spider-Man defeats Iron Man?

Tony Stuck.

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What do you call Spider-Man when he quits The Daily Bugle and starts working as a valet?

Peter PARKER.

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What do you call Spider-Man when he parks his car?

Peter PARKER.

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What would you call if Spider-Man starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour.

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What is the 7th pin in bowling called?

Mother-In-Law!

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What do you call a triumphant procession held by the bowling pins?

A perfect strike.

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What do you call a blood-sucking arachnid on the moon?

A lunar tick.

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What does for call the moon after a bat flies into it?

A blood moon!

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What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle.

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What do you call a cantaloupe in a swimming pool?

A watermelon.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a haircut?

A barberqueue!

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What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air conditioning unit?

A frying saucer!

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What do you call an alien that lives in a bog?

A marsh-in!

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What do you call an alien with three eyes?

An aliiien!

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What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

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In honor of Area 51, what do you call too many aliens in one place?

Extra terrestrials.

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What do aliens call an American who couldn’t cross the road?

A flat Earther.

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What do you call an alien with no eyes?

Alen.

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What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate?

Coco pebbles.

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?

Hairy Potter.

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What do you call a goat with a beard?

A goatee.

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What do you call a person really crazy about the moon?

A lunatic.

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What do you call a crazy moon?

Lunacy.

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What do you call a lazy man in space?

A procrastronaut.

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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?

Udder lunacy.

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What do you call a meal from the moon?

A satellite dish.

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunar-tick!

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If they used money in space, guess what it would be called?

Starbucks!

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Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper?

A napkin.

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Guess what Santa calls his elves?

Subordinate Clauses!

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Guess what you call someone who never falls down the stairs?

A stair-voyant.

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Guess what you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator!

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Two monkeys are sharing an Amazon account, guess what are they called?

Prime mates.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

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A famous tortoise lives next door. Guess what it’s called?

A shell-ebrity.

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What would you call a cute and sassy donut?

Glazing adoughrable.

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What do you call a pastry that is a priest?

A Holy Donut.

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What do you call a cute donut?

Adoughrable.

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What do you call an underwater Dunken’ Donuts?

Sunken Donuts.

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What do you call a kilogram of donuts?

Property of obesity.

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What do cops call it when they’re called out to the local donut bakery?

Bread Alert!

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What do you call the phenomenon where nobody can hear you on Zoom?

A Mute-ation.

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What do you call a sausage who’s been sunbathing all day?

Done!

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What is sun-bathing called in northern Spain?

Basqueing.

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What do you call a female horse that refuses to work while the sun is up?

A Nightmare!

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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.

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What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

A stalk photo.

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What do you call a mushroom that has nothing nice to say?

A shii-talkin mushroom.

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What do you call when you mix brandy, shiitake mushrooms, rat poison and a dash of vanilla essence?

The ambulance.

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What do you call a lady who enjoys mushrooms?

A fun-gal.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?

Fun-gi to be around!

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What do you call a pharmacist working at a veterinary drug company?

A FARM-ASSIST.

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What would you call the alarm clock, which always goes off at 2 am every day?

A ringing nightmare.

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What do you call it when an elf takes a photo of himself?

Nothing! Elves don’t exist!

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What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th?

By their names.

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What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?

A rookie.

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What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?

Lazy.

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!

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What do you call a man who falls overboard and can’t swim?

Bob.

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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?

Frank.

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What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?

Claude.

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What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?

Phil.

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What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?

Eve.

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What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?

Lou.

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What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?

Neal.

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What do you call a man who keeps vomiting?

Chuck.

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What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?

Rob.

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Once there was a bear with no ears, guess what they call it?

A “B”.

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What do you call London without electricity?

Londoff.

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What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

A Ford Siesta.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummybear.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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What is the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moon-day!

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What do you call a witch’s garage?

A broom closet.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

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