Whale Jokes



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Whale Jokes


What’s the coldest fish in the sea?

A blue whale.

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What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?

β€œCheer up!”

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I heard about a blue whale who was feeling down.

It was a huge ordeal.

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Why do blue whales need computers?

To go on their whale-net.

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What do you call a group of blue whales?

A pod of blues.

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Why don’t sharks like to eat blue whales?

Because they’re all blubber and no beef.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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The other night, I overheard three very hefty women talking.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked, β€œHello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”

One of them angrily screeched, β€œIt’s Wales, Wales, you bloody idiot!”

So I apologized and replied, β€œI am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”

And that’s the last thing I remember.

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Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing β€œWe are family ...”

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What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?

One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An orca-stra.

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What kind of sandwiches do whales eat?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster.

That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.

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My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt.

It used to be a dolphin.

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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge even after eating an elephant for breakfast she demanded a whale as dessert.

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