Enjoy our team's carefully selected Whale Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Narwhal.”
“Narwhal, who?”
“I narwhal the best knock knock jokes! Do you wanna hear some more?”
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What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale.
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What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
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I heard about a blue whale who was feeling down.
It was a huge ordeal.
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Why do blue whales need computers?
To go on their whale-net.
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What do you call a group of blue whales?
A pod of blues.
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Why don’t sharks like to eat blue whales?
Because they’re all blubber and no beef.
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Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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The other night, I overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales, you bloody idiot!”
So I apologized and replied, “I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember.
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Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “We are family ...”
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What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
An orca-stra.
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What kind of sandwiches do whales eat?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster.
That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.
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My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt.
It used to be a dolphin.
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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge even after eating an elephant for breakfast she demanded a whale as dessert.
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