Weekend Jokes



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Weekend Jokes


What did the squirrel say on Labor Day weekend?

β€œTime to get nutty!”

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What did the barbecue say on Labor Day weekend?

Time to get fired up!

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What did the beach say on Labor Day weekend?

Long time no sea!

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I had a terrible Labor Day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.

She’s all right now.

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I told my coworker I was going skydiving Labor Day weekend and he asked how many feet I was diving from.

I looked down at my feet, β€œJust these two.”

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Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day weekend?

Weakened immune system.

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What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?

A PayDay.

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I went to my first full moon party at the weekend, I have to say, it eclipsed my expectations!

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Guess what coat hangers do on the weekend?

They hang out, of course!

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A man left for work one Friday morning.

Instead of going home after work, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After a while she stopped nagging and said, β€œHow would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

β€œThat would be fine with me”, he replied.

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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