Wednesday Jokes



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Wednesday Jokes


What day creates the most alternative energy?

Winds-Day.

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Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.

Me on Wednesday and she on Saturday.

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What did the man, eating pickles, say to two of his friends who were complaining about Wednesday?

β€œYou two have got to dill with this hump today!”

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I rang work and said, β€œI can’t come in today. I have a wee cough.”

The boss said, β€œYou have a wee cough?”

I said, β€œWow, thanks, boss! See you next Wednesday!”

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What do you call a camel with no hump on a Wednesday?

Humph-rey.

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When is the ideal day to have camel meat?

Wednesday.

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Why do camels make the best comedians on Wednesdays?

Because they know how to get everyone laughing over the hump.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday stronger than Wednesday?

Because Wednesday is a weak day.

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What do you call it when it’s not raining on Wednesday?

Simply, dry hump day.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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