Wedding Jokes One-Liners

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Wedding One-Liner Jokes

I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother.

There’s just one episode, and it was about the wedding.

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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?

She said, β€œGod was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.”

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Marriage is an institution of three rings:

engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

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My boyfriend and I broke up.

He wanted to get married... I didn’t want him to.

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Why do brides cry at the wedding?

Because they never marry the best man.

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What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday!

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My friend was telling me about a wedding he is going to next year.

He said he’ll be wearing the same kilt as the groom.

I love the idea, but I’m really not sure how they’re both going to fit into it.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

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