Enjoy our team's carefully selected Wedding One-Liner Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother.
There’s just one episode, and it was about the wedding.
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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?
She said, “God was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.”
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Marriage is an institution of three rings:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
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My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married... I didn’t want him to.
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Why do brides cry at the wedding?
Because they never marry the best man.
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What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday!
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My friend was telling me about a wedding he is going to next year.
He said he’ll be wearing the same kilt as the groom.
I love the idea, but I’m really not sure how they’re both going to fit into it.
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
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